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Old 10-21-2012, 02:07 PM   #102
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Default Re: Erica Durance - Lois Lane : The Iconic Reporter

The Football Jersey

Appearance: "Comitted," "Ambush"
Doesn't always need to be an elaborate costume for Erica Durance to get our attention. A simple football jersey will do just the trick, even if we are devastated by the loss of the Giants to the Smallville Ravens.

Future Lois

Appearance: "Salvation," "Homecoming"
She's all business and librarian in the future, but we totally buy the classic image of Lois Lane presented in 2013. And is it me, or is she a dead ringer for porn star Lisa Ann here?

The Scarecrow

Appearance: "Lazarus"
Paying homage to the classic image from Smallville's pilot, Lex Luthor ('s clone) puts Lois up in the "Scarecrow" pose and lights the field on fire.
Though technically, itd be more accurate to take her top off. Just saying.

Stormtrooper Lois

Appearance: "Warrior"
Lois' first attempt at cosplay to blend in with the nerd crowd is admittedly light on skin, but who among us hasn't fantasized about doing it with a girl in a Stormtrooper costume?
No? Just me?

The Jogger

Appearance: "Sneeze"
Clark's got it easy. With our yellow sun juicing his super-powered body half the day, he's never had to work out a day in his life. Lois on the other hand, likes to keep trim with a skimpy run across rural Kansas.
Don't you hate when barn doors almost land on you when you're exercising?

The Red-Blue Bikini Babe

Appearance: "Aqua"
There's nothing like the classic red and blue, paying homage to both Superman's future colors, as well as the poolside exit of Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Sadly, the two scenes didn't play out in the same way, if you know what we mean.

The All-American Stripper

Appearance: "Exposed"
You know, one might find something of a telling notion given how often Lois Lane winds up as a prostitute or a stripper in an effort to get a story. But what we would give to be a lead weight attacked to a bikini string right now...
As always, Smallville's portrayal of beautiful, strong women in the media reminds everyone why Erin Andrews thinks twice about booking hotel stays.
God bless Erica Durance, and God bless America.

The Amazonian Princess

Appearance: "Warrior"
Lois Lane throws on skimpy outfits more often than Clark Kent saves the day, so who'd be surprised when she sets our nerd hearts aflutter by dressing as both a stormtrooper andWonder Woman for a comic convention?
Okay, so she wasn't Wonder Woman, but rather an "Amazonian Princess" who looks suspiciously like Wonder Woman. And carries a whip. Maybe the David E. Kelley adaptationcould have taken a few lessons.

The Bride-to-Be

Appearance: "Persuasion," "Finale"
Terrifying as committment may be, you have to admit she looks good in a wedding dress. And don't you snicker, Smallville is ending! It's sad.

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