Superman: Sooo...I just found out that there's a bomb in your ride and you have about 2 seconds before I save you.
Batman: What the hell are you talking about? There's no....
Superman: Don't mention it bro. No thanks needed. Just doing my job...The job that I do...saving people...because I'm Superman.
Batman: ...you're a d***.
~Well well, so the shaved monkey has FAILED. How utterly utterly expected.~
~MAI BIRDS ARE ANGREEEHHHH!!!~
~boy - parents =BATMAN~