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Old 11-27-2012, 11:50 PM   #206
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Default Re: Ultimate One Universe RPG: IC Thread

Originally Posted by MST3K 4ever View Post

The Joker is clearly dazed and stumbling around.

Vision getting really fuzzy...mind pretty well...numbed....not gonna lose to a costumed nut with a surprisingly decent sense of humor

The Joker clearly punch drunk stands and then collapses in front of Daredevil.

He rises to his hands and knees and says, "Hey how about the classic hot-foot!"

He sprays acid on Daredevil's foot and ankle and begins to laugh, "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"

His laughter gives him a second wind and The Joker rises up and says, "Come on Boy Wonder or whoever you are! The show is just getting started!"
Jumping backwards, Dick landed on top of the alley's dumpster. Cursing, he kicked off the acid covered boot. He kicked off the other boot to give him balance.

"Oh, I have no intention to put on a show. I just needed to slow you down."

Smirking, both he and the clown looked up as NYPD chopper flew overhead, its spotlight shining on both of them. Police and fire sirens, which had been distant, were now getting louder and louder as they got closer to them.

"Another joke for you. What do you do when you see a clown buried in the sand up to his neck? You get more sand."

A squad car pulled into the alley and raced towards Daredevil and the killer clown.

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