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Old 12-04-2012, 12:13 PM   #216
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Default Re: Ultimate One Universe RPG: IC Thread

The Joker is awakened by an alarm clock playing the "Psycho" theme.

He quickly grabs the alarm clock and hurls it across the room.

The Joker walks over to examine the alarm clock that is now in pieces on the floor.

He shakes his head slowly and says, "I lose more alarm clocks that way."

The Joker walks over to the mirror and examines the damage inflicted upon him by Daredevil.

Wow even with no blood in my face I know I got a few good bumps and bruises.

He then rubs his temples and says, "Not to mention a concussion."

The Joker makes himself a cup of coffee and takes several Alieve.

As he reads through the papers he sees no mention of his battle with Daredevil but several mentions of his carnage through the city.

He smiles and says, "Always let a smile be your umbrella."

Know yourself & your enemy & you need not fear the outcome of a thousand battles-- General Sun-Tzu

John 3:16
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