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Old 01-04-2013, 12:55 PM   #260
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Default Re: Ultimate One Universe RPG: IC Thread

The Joker looks at his suitcase full of cash from the various theaters that he has robbed.

Not a bad day at the office. The Box-Office that is. Although I do admit I actually do want to see the movie, but I won't pay for it! The cost of a move these days is just outrageous!

He hears police sirens in the distance and looks around.

Uh-Oh! That sounds like trouble! Hummmmm what to do what to do?

The Joker bolts to nearby apartment building. He scurries up a nearby fire escape and is on top of the building eventually.

The Joker looks around and pulls out a gun with a zip-line built in and zip lines all the way back to his hideout.

Once he is back in his hideout he relaxes for a moment.

He says, "Yeah it was fun, but without someone to share it all with. What's the point?"

The Joker looks around and says, "Seriously! What woman can say no to all this? HA HA HA HA HA HA !"

Know yourself & your enemy & you need not fear the outcome of a thousand battles-- General Sun-Tzu

John 3:16
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