I am shocked.... nay, verily I am appalled at this! To think! Lusting after other men in the Tom/Loki thread! And a dwarf at that!
I know, Loki! It is complete and utter madness! Surely your idiot brother must be to blame for such foolhardy behavior and treachery. I just hope Tom doesn't see-
Look at what you've done now? You've upset Tom. For shame! FOR SHAME!!
There there Tom, we don't need those two. Now come sit in my lap, and I'll make it all better.
yes, I know... I have an odd sense of humor.