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Old 01-09-2013, 07:41 AM   #738
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Default Re: The IRON MAN 3 News & Speculation Thread - Part 5

Originally Posted by mkilban2 View Post
..but who would go through all the trouble of writing out college essays on the forums just to troll everyone? now that's balderdash! (new favorite word btw) haha
Originally Posted by UnionJack View Post
Someone with far too much time on there hands.
Someone who's read too much Wikipedia and drank loads of Red Bull.
Originally Posted by Wolvieboy17 View Post
Exactly. Trolls who claim to know secrets and inside info about a hyped film are a dime a dozen on these boards; they get off on this stuff.

The thing I always ask myself about "deep throat top secret inside sources" is: why the hell would they be giving this information to some schmucks like us on a fan forum, instead of to a *real* media outlet where they could, you know, actually make money on this and have a real impact with their leaks?

Originally Posted by spideyboy_1111 View Post
There are such things as internet, webcam meetings, and phone calls.
Understood; but how would a webcam meeting like that go, exactly....?

Edgar Wright: "Hi! I'm Edgar Wright, and I've got this nifty new film I've been passionate about making for the past seven years called 'Ant-Man...'"
Shane Black: "Yeah, that's great. Hey, Eddie, I want to borrow your main characters for Iron Man 3."
EW: "....What?"
SB: "Hank Pym and Janet Van Dyne. I want to introduce them in IM3."
EW: "...But....I dunno....what do they have to do with Iron Man....?"
SB: "Nothing. But I want to use them to introduce Ultron."
EW: "Ultron, too?!? But...but....I wanted to introduce him as my main villain...."
SB: "Thanks, I knew you'd understand."
EW: "I just don't understand how a fashion designer like Jan...."
SB: "Oh, she's not a fashion designer anymore. She's a spy who's infiltrated AIM."
EW: "AIM?!?! But....they're bad guys...."
SB: "I know that, Eddie. Trust me. Oh, and she beats up Tony Stark in my movie. I'm going to send you pictures of the girl I's that French chick who was in 'Dinner for Schmucks...'"
EW: "....**** this. I'm outta here." *klick*


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