Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2
Oh? What was that? Still complaining about my hair/height/build/chin/costume/age/nationality or some other miniscule detail that no one who has ever gotten laid would give a sh** about? Well then, perhaps you would have preferred something like this:
Yeah. That's what I f**king thought. Be happy with what you got, b**ch.
ATTENTION: The rumor about WB's "no jokes" policy is 100% correct. No one should ever doubt any rumor about any upcoming movie, even in cases where it contradicts rumors that have previously been reported. In those cases, both rumors are true.
In other news, Bryan Cranston is playing Lex Luthor, Emily Blunt is Wonder Woman, Benedict Cumberbatch is Martian Manhunter, and that guy from Teen Wolf is Batman.