Originally Posted by ThePowerCosmic
Yeah, the unfortunate ones are gross.
Yeah, whenever I go to Chinese restaurants, I usually wind up with mis
"You will die a horrible death in a plane crash later this week"
"Your wife is cheating on you behind your back"
"You will lose your life savings in a Ponzi scheme tomorrow"
"You will die of hepatitis-B contracted from the restaurant at which you are now eating"