Re: Rate and Review X-Men Origins: Wolverine! - Part 1
Dud out of *****
An absolute abomination on every level.
Braindead, illogical script
piss poor, blunt-as-a-shovel-to-the-face storytelling
ridiculously bad cliches done ad nauseum
raping of physics
hilarious, bottom-of-the-barrel special effects
pointless over-stuffing of useless peripheral characters for the sake of fan service
pointless, headache-inducing slapstick.
I'm not even going to bother with the whole "killing off Deadpool's trademark" complaint, but I will ask this...
What was the purpose of sealing off his mouth in the first place? Did they not have any mutants who had a power that was used through the mouth? If they had control of Deadpool, why couldn't they just prevent him from talking? It just seems like a flimsy excuse to remove his most notable asset because the producers, allegedly, think that a talking Deadpool wouldn't make a good villain.
Crap as a Wolverine film, crap as a connection to the established film series' continuity, and just a terrible film in general.
"We'll never see Day-Lewis and Kubrick, we'll never see Kurosawa and Eastwood, but we have officially seen Bale and Nolan, a cinematic dream pairing come to life!"
Last edited by Squaremaster316; 02-10-2013 at 03:17 PM.