Originally Posted by ThePowerCosmic
Maybe Falcon captures birds and painfully jams tiny cameras in their eye sockets.
I'd watch that.
Maybe he carries around a bird puppet, and always has it talk for him in a screechy voice and squawks it a lot in peoples faces.
Steve Rogers: Good to meet you, Mr. Wilson.
Wilson: SQUAWK! Ca-CAW! Ca-CAW!
*flaps bird puppets wings*