Re: Oh Jesus, here comes an Andrea thread...
Oh she's very shaggable.
The best part of waking up is Piper Maru in your cup.
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe.
They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over.
The man goes to leave and the bartender says,
"Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there." And the man says,
"No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."