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Old 04-17-2013, 09:25 AM   #597
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Default Re: Kick Ass 2 announcement coming soon

From the CinemaCon footage:

"If I ever catch you robbing again, I'm going to cut off your hand… Promise me you're done with a life of crime?" - Hit-Girl

"I Promise." - Random Criminal

Criminal reaches for a knife, Hit-Girl retaliates by lobbing off his hand with her sword

"Pants on fire." Hit-Girl

"You've never kissed a boy, have you. Maybe you're a dyke?" - Random Girl

"Maybe I'll slam my foot up your snatch." - Hit-Girl

My superpower is that I'm rich as ****. - The Mother****er

"I'm not calling you [The Mother****er]." - John Leguizamo

"Then get yourself another Mother****ing job." - The Mother****er

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