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Old 05-01-2013, 03:54 PM   #73
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Default Re: Ben Kingsley is The Mandarin! - Part 1

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Originally Posted by Whiskey Tango View Post
Chris Nolan was the first man in space.

Chris Nolan was the first person to slice bread.

Chris Nolan invented the wheel.

Everything, everywhere is a rip off of something Chris Nolan did.
No one will get this reference, but whatever:

Chris Nolan invented Dave Mustaine.

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