Re: What would Tony Stark say about the Avengers
Captain America: Boy Scout, suit was too tight
Hulk: Stole Jared Fogle's (the Subway guy) pants
Black Widow: Tight between the legs, stay on her rear
Thor: Mister Drapes, stay away from the hammer, but ask what shampoo he recommends
Loki: Raindeer Rockstar Diva
Hawkeye: Kinda like Legolas and Robin Hood, but not as flashy. Wait, he was an Avenger?!
Nick Fury: He has his eye on ya, but not his ears, so (insert cheesy quip here)