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Old 05-12-2013, 03:54 PM   #2
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Default Re: What would Tony Stark say about the Avengers

Captain America: Boy Scout, suit was too tight

Hulk: Stole Jared Fogle's (the Subway guy) pants

Black Widow: Tight between the legs, stay on her rear

Thor: Mister Drapes, stay away from the hammer, but ask what shampoo he recommends

Loki: Raindeer Rockstar Diva

Hawkeye: Kinda like Legolas and Robin Hood, but not as flashy. Wait, he was an Avenger?!

Nick Fury: He has his eye on ya, but not his ears, so (insert cheesy quip here)

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