Holy moly... I swear, if I hadn't already come to terms with certain things about myself, I'd be very confused about what's going on in my pants right now.
Oh, What's That? You Aren't Happy With This Year's Oscar Nominations? Well Consider This... Over The Past Five Years, Only Two Actors Have Won The Outstanding Lead Actor Comedy Emmy: Jim Parsons and Jon Cryer.
You Don't Have It Bad, Movie People. TV People Have It Bad.