Holy moly... I swear, if I hadn't already come to terms with certain things about myself, I'd be very confused about what's going on in my pants right now.
1989 - "That Batman movie was pretty good. I wish we had more comic movies..."
2015 - "Aunt May is too young, Aquaman isn't blonde, Apocalypse looks purple, and ALL THESE ACTORS ARE TOO SHORT! HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO MEEEEE?!?"