Re: 2013/2014 NFL Thread: The long boring offseason.
Patrick Willis killed a snake trying to get into his home.
Jerome Boger, sporting his usual Ravens jersey, later tried to enter PW's home and throw a penalty flag. When the cops showed up, Boger shoved one of them. But no charges will be filed, because he said he didn't know who he was shoving.
Topher (toe-phur), verb (used with object) : to spoil; decay: Several of the foods served at the feast were tophered by bacteria, and the guests vomited on the carpet.