Theater employee- Ok people. We have a special guest introducing you to The Man of Steel showing. Mr. Nick Fury Sam Jackson!!!!
Sam- Now I know all of you are like WTF? bc I'm from Marvel but, I am proud to say that I am happy for DC fans who finally get to enjoy a good Superman movie. And so with that said....You may enter the theater as calm as yo----
Sam- I QUIT!! I CANT STAND THESE MUTHA F****** DC FANS NO MUTHA F****** MORE!!!!