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Old 05-25-2013, 01:43 PM   #44
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Default Re: Who's side are you on?

Originally Posted by BMM View Post
And as Zarex points out, goes out of his way to trump that with Magneto's far better and more serious conversation with Pyro.

"What's your name?"
"What's your real name, John?"
Magneto: What's your name?
John: John.
Magneto: What's your real name, John?
John: John.
Magneto: Yes, but what's your real name?
John: It's John.
Magneto: Yes, but your real, real name?
John: It's... John.
Magneto: Yes, but your actual real name. You can tell me.
John: And I would tell you it's... John.
Magneto: Let's not beat around the bush here. Out with it.
John: It's John you deaf old git!
Magneto: Now, now, young man. No need for insults. I just asked you politely for your name.
John: And I told you. It's... John.
Magneto: Look into your soul John. Think deep about it for a moment and let it simmer. Then tell me your real name.
John: Hmm... let me think... oh wait... could it be... JOHN??

*Then Pyro happens along.*

Pyro: Oh hey Erik. Have you met my friend John?

Anne Hathaway: "You did not just ask me that!! What a forward young man you are!!! My goodness!!"
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