Disagree on the first part, agree on the second. Petitions for this kind of stuff are so one-in-a-million that I honestly wonder why people still attempt them.
But trash them all you want, they're probably a deserving target.
The Wit and Wisdom of Dennis Reynolds
Dee, I swear, you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I could even add you to my collection!
Are you saying that you have a collection of skin luggage?
Of course I'm not, Dee. Don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell.
YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL, YOU B****!