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Old 08-02-2013, 07:17 AM   #60
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Default Re: Write-A-Scene for the Superman/Batman movie

INT. CAFE. DAY.

Superman sits alone at a table on a bright Metropolis day, sipping a cup of coffee. He is waiting for someone. Who?

A classic-American-diner-type waiter, DOROTHY, walks over to him.

DOROTHY
Want a refill, Supes?

SUPERMAN
No thank you. I should probably get going, anyway.

DOROTHY
Alright.

Superman puts his head in his hands. A whoosh of air. He raises his head to see Batman sitting in front of him.

BATMAN
Clark.

SUPERMAN
Bruce.

Dorothy hears this exchange and raises her head, suspicious.

BATMAN
I have to say, that was a pretty awesome movie.

SUPERMAN
It sure was.

VOICE (O.S.)
Oh, please.

Batman and Superman turn to see another hero approaching them... IRON MAN.

BATMAN
(muttering
Great.

SUPERMAN
What do you want, Stark?

IRON MAN
I just came to say I thought your movie was okay. But, not every movie can be, y'know, great...

SUPERMAN
What are you implying?

IRON MAN
Well, your movie is rotten on Rotten Tomatoes.

BATMAN
That site doesn't matter.

IRON MAN
You weren't saying that in 2008.

BATMAN
Hey, we tied!

SUPERMAN
And what would be your definition of great?

IRON MAN
Avengers. Duh.

BATMAN
Oh, yeah. Because Age of Ultron was such the fan-pleaser. The guy playing Hank Pym was so grea- oh, yeah.

IRON MAN
It's an adaptation! At least we didn't shoehorn in Talia al Ghul for five minutes and make Bane a pushover junkie from the middle east.

BATMAN
At least my arch-enemy didn't turn out to be a drunken British actor.

Iron Man remains silent.

IRON MAN
Oh, hey, look, my movie made another billion dollars! Sorry, losers.

Iron Man laughs and takes flight, exiting.

SUPERMAN
I guess I should leave the arguments to you next time, Bruce.

BATMAN
Batman always wins.

SUPERMAN
Why are you referring to yourself in the third person?

Batman takes a sip of his coffee.

BATMAN
Because I'm Batman.


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