Val Kilmer's recent, funny and accurate account of how playing Batman is like being an old man.
"There's about six reasons.
You need help getting dressed. It takes about 45 minutes to get undressed.
You need help going to the bathroom.
You can't hear anymore, because it's plastic.
And then when you call out for help no one comes.
In between takes, you're like a mannequin.
You're in a kind of lounge chair and you're like, 'Daisy, can I have some water?' No one comes. It literally has to be fed in… you have to have a straw."