Originally Posted by Just_Human
- Listened to Captain America for 3 hours, about how he has been struggling with the modern world
- Took a 2 hour nap trying to help Barton recollect pre-Natasha punch memories; Thor wanted to have a session with Banner, but Barton told him to get in line
- Played Angry Birds on his iPod while Natasha was babbling about some love triangle
- Finally, couldn't take all the whining anymore, put a bullet in his mouth and .... Hulk 3
- Cashed checks from team for their "therapy" sessions so he could buy Harry Dean a motorcycle after the one he borrowed got smashed by a space Leviathan.