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Old 02-05-2014, 06:00 PM   #438
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Default Re: Don't Be A Dummy, Come Describe A Hype Member With A Gif! - Part 1

The Cycle of Fanboy Angst:

1. The project is revealed (they get you hooked):


2. The enduring news drought:


3. News finally hits, in the form of a casting announcement. But alas, it was someone you HAVEN'T been fancasting for six months straight. And there's only more where that came from:


4. A trailer finally hits. The action looks fine, but God, does it look a bit too "jokey" for you. You'll still see the film, of course, but only begrudgingly:


5. You've seen the film, you've loved the film and now must endure the never-ending wait for the sequel, while going through each step of the cycle once more:

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Hype-osexual - A Person More Sexually Excited By CBM Photos/Trailers Than Any Man or Woman Could Ever Hope To Make Them


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