Two-Face's opening monologue is great
I 100% agree. It belongs in a different (awesome) movie. The rest is neon coated crap, but that first 3 minutes, ending at "let's start this party with a bang!" were great.
"One man is born a hero, his brother a coward, Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. Why? Why, why, why, why, why? Luck!"