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Old 01-10-2013, 08:05 PM   #265
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Default Re: Ultimate One Universe RPG: IC Thread

The Joker looked through several newspapers and local magazines.

Wow who knew it would be so hard to find a woman to spent my time with? Maybe it would've been easier to audition for 'The Bachelor' or go on E-Harmony.

He keeps thumbing through and then sees a picture of a columinst in the health and lifestyles section of the Daily Bugel. A column written about surviving post holiday let down written by Harlene Quinnzell.

He does a double-take and says, "Oh my! I think I found a winner! Oh yeah what a babe!"

The Joker shows the picture to his pets and they look at and lick the picture.

The Joker snaps, "Hey she's mine! Find your own!"

He then tosses the paper upwards and begins crowing out, "But then I fooled around and fell in love!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Know yourself & your enemy & you need not fear the outcome of a thousand battles-- General Sun-Tzu

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