Paul Reubens for Penguin Dammit!

The Kid · 04-26-2006, 10:05 PM

Who's with me?

Or joker, either one. But I'm thinking that he'd be a perfect penguin now.

He's a fine actor.

He doesn't just know how to play a criminal, he's been one.

Put a monocle and top-hat on that and give him a long cigarette thing and you'll have a perfect cobblepot in my book.

What say you?

Katsuro · 04-26-2006, 10:06 PM

Didn't he play Penguin's father in Batman Returns?

El Payaso · 04-27-2006, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Katsuro

Didn't he play Penguin's father in Batman Returns?

Yes but as Jor-El said, 'The son becomes the father and the father the son' or some crap like that.

04-28-2006, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Katsuro

Didn't he play Penguin's father in Batman Returns?

No, he doesn't play for Penguin's movie in Batman Return. I am not sure exactly I can do finding more information about Batman Returns.

Katsuro · 04-29-2006, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ScottysAir

No, he doesn't play for Penguin's movie in Batman Return. I am not sure exactly I can do finding more information about Batman Returns.

Yes,

The Kid · 04-26-2006, 10:10 PM

yeah that's where I got the idea to make this thread. He's played the character's father for goodness' sake.

L0ngsh0t · 04-26-2006, 11:14 PM

no, no, no, no, lol, please be kidding

DV8 · 04-27-2006, 11:34 AM

yeah, maybe he'd actually have a shot in hell if Burton was still directing

ganstaman56 · 04-30-2006, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DV8

yeah, maybe he'd actually have a shot in hell if Burton was still directing

so your sayin u prefer burton over the guy who's makin Batman Begins?

Mr. Socko · 04-30-2006, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ganstaman56

so your sayin u prefer burton over the guy who's makin Batman Begins?

No, he's saying "maybe he'd actually have a shot in hell if Burton was still directing"

The Kid · 04-27-2006, 02:09 PM

He's paul reubens because he's perfect. He's perfect because he's paul reubens.

The Chairman · 04-27-2006, 03:39 PM

Paul Reubens is 5'11. Much too tall. And he's not chubby. And he was in Batman Returns.

raybia · 04-27-2006, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Wesyeed

Who's with me?

Or joker, either one. But I'm thinking that he'd be a perfect penguin now.

He's a fine actor.

He doesn't just know how to play a criminal, he's been one.

Put a monocle and top-hat on that and give him a long cigarette thing and you'll have a perfect cobblepot in my book.

What say you?

No.

Two-Face · 04-27-2006, 03:50 PM

No as well but he was great in Batman Returns.

The Kid · 04-27-2006, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Two Face

No as well but he was great in Batman Returns.

quack

Mr. Socko · 04-27-2006, 04:57 PM

He's a pedo like Michael Jackson. They found kiddie porn in his house once.

General_Grievous · 04-27-2006, 08:55 PM

In some of those later pictures of Reubens, he kind of reminds me of Frank Miller...strange.

Anyway, I don't think he would physically be able to pull off the role - if the Penguin does appear, I want to see the more gangster-type villain he became, as opposed to the circus freak adaptation that Burton created, and has been used several times in other incarnations.

The Kid · 04-28-2006, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Socko

He's a pedo like Michael Jackson. They found kiddie porn in his house once.

Jackson's never been found guilty of sexing with children, just being really ****ing werid.
And
It was erotic art or something like that. That's all. he's a collector of vintage works paintings and movies. That's not a crime.

And that's just personal stuff. It's got nothing to do with his performance ability and acting career. The man's perfect for penguin, guys. Why don't you all give him a chance? just listen to me. Nobody every listens to me when I say reubens would be great for penguin in the next batman movie and it's not cool, seriosly

ganstaman56 · 04-30-2006, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Wesyeed

Jackson's never been found guilty of sexing with children, just being really ****ing werid.
And
It was erotic art or something like that. That's all. he's a collector of vintage works paintings and movies. That's not a crime.

And that's just personal stuff. It's got nothing to do with his performance ability and acting career. The man's perfect for penguin, guys. Why don't you all give him a chance? just listen to me. Nobody every listens to me when I say reubens would be great for penguin in the next batman movie and it's not cool, seriosly

yea i'm sure we should have Michael Jackson as the evil short chubby Penguin villain.

Mr. Socko · 04-27-2006, 08:57 PM

He's got the old Frank Miller haircut.

Mr. Socko · 04-28-2006, 08:11 PM

Pee Wee's Big Adventure was great, I loved it. I just don't think Pee Wee should be The Penguin. He doesn't have a big belly and he's not short.

GoldGoblin · 04-29-2006, 04:58 AM

I'd like to see James Gandolfini play as him.With special FX they could make him look like he's 5 feet tall,and he could still have that same Tony Soprano attitude.

Galactical · 04-29-2006, 09:59 PM

Interesting choice. I can't say I'm against the idea.

Keyser Sushi · 04-29-2006, 10:18 PM

This thread cracks me up. Wesyeed is a genius. A demented genius, to be sure, but genius nevertheless.

LOL.

explode7 · 04-29-2006, 11:59 PM

They should put that guy from the TV show "In the line of fire"

04-26-2006, 10:05 PM	#1
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