Would like Condoms with your Whopper???

SoulManX · 12-10-2007, 07:47 PM

Condom Found in Hamburger

A Fair Haven man is suing the company that owns Rutland's Burger King, claiming he found a condom in his burger. Van Miguel Hartless, 24, says he visited the restaurant last June. The condom was underneath a slice of lettuce in his Burger King's Southwest Whopper.

"It was just disgusting. 'It's gross is putting it mildly," said Hartless.
Hartless says he doesn't know why anyone would put a condom in his burger, but admits he did have an argument with an employee at the restaurant about the toppings on his burger.
Hartless is now suing the company that owns the restaurant. In the lawsuit, his lawyer says the burger has caused Hartless pain, suffering, nightmares, distress, and medical expenses.
"It sounds silly now, but I'd be doing something in my dream and whatever I was holding and whatever I was doing would either turn into a condom or a burger," said Hartless.

Hartless was tested for HIV and STDs and those tests came back negative. He says he also submitted to a polygraph test which he passed.
"From the beginning it was never about money. I made that very clear. All I wanted was if I contracted something I wanted them responsible for it," said Hartless.

But he is now seeking unspecified damages because he says Burger King continues to deny any wrongdoing, aside from a letter telling him the company is sorry he had an unpleasant experience. A manager at the Rutland Burger King declined to comment, and Carrolls Corporation, the company that owns the restaurant, did not return our calls.

http://www.wcax.com/Global/story.asp?S=7467807&nav=4QcS

POWdER-man · 12-10-2007, 07:57 PM

The question is did he swallow...

WTFimVENOM · 12-10-2007, 08:02 PM

From the title, I thought that Burger King might be giving away free condoms with meals as a promotional thing, which would be an actual incentive to buy ****ty food....

SoulManX · 12-10-2007, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by WTFimVENOM

From the title, I thought that Burger King might be giving away free condoms with meals as a promotional thing, which would be an actual incentive to buy ****ty food....

tzarinna · 12-11-2007, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by WTFimVENOM

From the title, I thought that Burger King might be giving away free condoms with meals as a promotional thing, which would be an actual incentive to buy ****ty food....

Who needs to buy the food, just roll up to the drive thru and get a dozen?

Also, this makes it all better.

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a letter telling him the company is sorry he had an unpleasant experience.

Hell, when I wrote a letter complaining about a restaurant I got a letter and vouchers for like $40 . I still hate their food

Lighthouse · 12-12-2007, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by WTFimVENOM

From the title, I thought that Burger King might be giving away free condoms with meals as a promotional thing, which would be an actual incentive to buy ****ty food....

Considering Burger King is open 24 hours, and stupid, drunken college kids often buy BK after the bars close, maybe giving out condoms isn't such a bad idea.

The Lizard · 12-10-2007, 08:31 PM

After the severed-finger-in-the-Wendy's-chili scam was exposed, I'm thinking everyone's a lot more skeptical about claims like this now.

spideyboy_1111 · 12-10-2007, 08:53 PM

what 24 year old has "damaging nightmares" about condoms........................

Deep Thinkin'! · 12-10-2007, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by spideyboy_1111

what 24 year old has "damaging nightmares" about condoms........................

spideyboy_1111 · 12-10-2007, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Deep Thinkin'!

true....

hammy · 12-10-2007, 08:58 PM

CBGB · 12-10-2007, 09:59 PM

Um... eww...

Orko Is King · 12-10-2007, 10:06 PM

I always said their food tasted like dick.

spideyboy_1111 · 12-10-2007, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Orko Is King

I always said their food tasted like dick.

you know what dick taste like?

Orko Is King · 12-10-2007, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by spideyboy_1111

you know what dick taste like?

Just your grandpa's!

POWdER-man · 12-10-2007, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Orko Is King

Just your grandpa's!

you should have quit while you were slightly behind....

spideyboy_1111 · 12-10-2007, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Orko Is King

Just your grandpa's!

so you like necrophilia too eh?

LegendaryCaleb · 12-10-2007, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Orko Is King

I always said their food tasted like dick.

prolly not the smartest thing to say....

NewYorkSpider · 12-10-2007, 10:15 PM

The King must have forgot to throw it in the garbage.

Lightning Strykez! · 12-10-2007, 10:09 PM

Well at least it wasn't filled with special sauce. Although technically, it would have made the burger a much more nutritious meal...ya know...with the protein and all.

Masamune · 12-10-2007, 10:10 PM

Lmao^

Abaddon · 12-10-2007, 10:14 PM

that cow was a ****.

Abaddon · 12-10-2007, 10:19 PM

behind and inside of

Reptile · 12-11-2007, 01:54 AM

my hobby is sitting on my computer until the weekend.

PLAS · 12-11-2007, 07:06 AM

remember back when you would find something on your food and all that you would do was berate the server and then demand to talk to the owner or the cook and just make a fit and not pay?

now it seems that people not only want to not pay, they also want reimbursement for traumatic memories from having to fish out a hair from your soup

12-10-2007, 07:47 PM	#1
SoulManX I like to move it! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Check the avvy... Posts: 10,983	Would like Condoms with your Whopper??? Condom Found in Hamburger A Fair Haven man is suing the company that owns Rutland's Burger King, claiming he found a condom in his burger. Van Miguel Hartless, 24, says he visited the restaurant last June. The condom was underneath a slice of lettuce in his Burger King's Southwest Whopper. "It was just disgusting. 'It's gross is putting it mildly," said Hartless. Hartless says he doesn't know why anyone would put a condom in his burger, but admits he did have an argument with an employee at the restaurant about the toppings on his burger. Hartless is now suing the company that owns the restaurant. In the lawsuit, his lawyer says the burger has caused Hartless pain, suffering, nightmares, distress, and medical expenses. "It sounds silly now, but I'd be doing something in my dream and whatever I was holding and whatever I was doing would either turn into a condom or a burger," said Hartless. Hartless was tested for HIV and STDs and those tests came back negative. He says he also submitted to a polygraph test which he passed. "From the beginning it was never about money. I made that very clear. All I wanted was if I contracted something I wanted them responsible for it," said Hartless. But he is now seeking unspecified damages because he says Burger King continues to deny any wrongdoing, aside from a letter telling him the company is sorry he had an unpleasant experience. A manager at the Rutland Burger King declined to comment, and Carrolls Corporation, the company that owns the restaurant, did not return our calls. http://www.wcax.com/Global/story.asp?S=7467807&nav=4QcS

12-10-2007, 07:57 PM	#2
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12-10-2007, 10:09 PM	#20
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12-10-2007, 10:10 PM	#21
Masamune I prefer...Magneto Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 644	Re: Would like Condoms with your Whopper??? Lmao^

12-10-2007, 10:14 PM	#22
Abaddon Watching Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Riding an elephant in a snake Posts: 38,941	Re: Would like Condoms with your Whopper??? that cow was a ****.

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Abaddon Watching Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Riding an elephant in a snake Posts: 38,941	Re: Would like Condoms with your Whopper??? behind and inside of

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PLAS Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: screaming in a stage somewhere Posts: 21,086	Re: Would like Condoms with your Whopper??? remember back when you would find something on your food and all that you would do was berate the server and then demand to talk to the owner or the cook and just make a fit and not pay? now it seems that people not only want to not pay, they also want reimbursement for traumatic memories from having to fish out a hair from your soup __________________ Spoiler!!! Click to Read!: YOU'LL BE PUMPING OVALTINE

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