15 Minutes with JP

[ComicChick]

with....
JP

Part 1 - Your "Real" life

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Join Date:
Where were you born?
Where do you currently live?
Age?
Height?
Hair color?
Eye Color?
How tall are you?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Lefty or Righty?
Do you have any siblings?
What is your current avatar and why?
How many posts do you have right now?
Post a picture of your handwriting:

What is your job?
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
what's your lucky number?
any superstitions?
What kind of cell phone do you have?
What's your default ringtone?
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

Part 2 Your Hype Life

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Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
have you ever posted commando?
What brought you to the Hype?
What keeps you here?
Link us to a thread you enjoy:
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A -Friend?
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
Hype Crush?
Hype Nemesis?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

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[PWN3R]

Why can't the magic behind the X3 OT Thread be recreated?

[JP]

Originally Posted by PWN3R

Why can't the magic behind the X3 OT Thread be recreated?

No one cares enough. We've all moved on. I think we tried a few motnhs ago and it was just forced. RIP.

Originally Posted by Kane52630

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You're twice half dead.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

Mime's are silent, but they do not live in silence.

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

You misspelled the word misspelled. Tee hee hoo hoo haha.

Is there another word for synonym?

Kane.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

No, because they're delicious.

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

They do, actually. I know from experience.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

This one is just bad.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If she aint in the forest she damn well better be in the kitchen.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?



How young can you die of old age?

27 and a half.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

No, because I'm a *****, remember?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

You know the answer within.

Is it still real to you?

It's real to everyone.

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.

The Corrupt Bargain - Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson
You Don't Own Me - Lesley Gore
Don't Stop Me Now - Queen
Sober- Kelly Clarkson
Hasa Diga Eebowai - The Book of Mormon

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

He's dead.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What's a drive through bank machine?

What do batteries run on?

Life.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Sure, why not?

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?
Nope. I have a prefect hype! record.



What is your least favorite word? bureaucracy... TOO MANY VOWELS

What turns you on? Talent

What turns you off? Close mindedness

What sound do you love? The squeek sound Audrey makes in Little Shop of Horrors.

What sound do you hate? Silence

What is your favorite curse word? ****.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Musical Theater

What profession would you not like to do? Office work.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

"Heaven isn't too far awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Closer to it everydaaaaaaaaaaay!"

Are there any questions?

No.

[Kane52630]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Is it still real to you?

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What do batteries run on?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?



What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Are there any questions?

[BizarroAids]

Rock Of Ages. Your most anticipated movie of 2012?

Don't let me down. Are you going to see Captain America on Friday?

[JP]

Originally Posted by BizarroAids

Rock Of Ages. Your most anticipated movie of 2012?

Don't let me down. Are you going to see Captain America on Friday?

Yep. Not Spider-Man. Not TDKR. Not Avengers. My most anticipated film is a musical starring Tom Cruise. I've seen Rock of Ages way too many times on Broadway. It's one of my favorite shows, so naturally I'm super excited for the film adaptation.

As for Cap, I saw it Friday morning and it was fantasticamazinglyawesome.

Originally Posted by Marx

Where were you when you first heard that New York had finally legalized gay marriage?

At home with no tv or internet.

Originally Posted by SuperFerret

If you could turn anyone into a wooden statue like the troll in Ernest Scared Stupid, who would it be?

Marx, but that wouldn't change much of anything.

If you were a number, what number would BizarroAids be?

84

What color is your ceiling?

Beige

When did you become a cyborg?

Baby, I was born this way.

When did I become a cyborg?

When you saw how cool I was.

What do you think of the sociopolitical status of the modern United States of America?

I'll give it a 6/10.

William Shatner?

Funny story, if you rearrange the letters in his name you get Nartes Hamilliw.

[SuperFerret]

If you could turn anyone into a wooden statue like the troll in Ernest Scared Stupid, who would it be?

If you were a number, what number would BizarroAids be?

What color is your ceiling?

When did you become a cyborg?

When did I become a cyborg?

What do you think of the sociopolitical status of the modern United States of America?

William Shatner?

[Marx]

Where were you when you first heard that New York had finally legalized gay marriage?

[JustABill]

You've won the lottery. You can give 5 Hypsters anything they want with the money. What do you give them?

[JP]

Originally Posted by JustABill

You've won the lottery. You can give 5 Hypsters anything they want with the money. What do you give them?

I'll give you a room in the fabulous NYC apartment I purchase.

I'll give Bamf money to fix his 7 herniated discs.

I'll give Lightning Strykez! some shirts.

I'll send Manic to the UK.

I'll send Star a piece of the Statue of Liberty to remind her how superior America is to Canadia.

Originally Posted by Aesop Rocks

Ryan Murphy asks you to change one thing about Glee, what is it?

Fire everyone involved in the show who's a full-of-themself *****. AKA, Ryan Murphy and Lea Michele.

Originally Posted by Bubonic

Do you have a history of wetting the bed, setting fires or torturing animals for fun?

The last time I peed myself was in the 3rd grade. I just couldn't get to the bathroom fast enough. My teacher decided to announce it in front of the class after the fact.

Originally Posted by Parker Wayne

Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris? Conan O'Brien

Boxers, Briefs, or Commando? Boxer briefs.

If there's one person alive you would want to fight, who would you fight? Dead? Make love, not war. Black, white, yellow, red, copulate in a king size bed.

Favorite Music artist? Kelly Clarkson and Queen.

Favorite Sports? Baseball. It's the only sport I understand.

Favorite Sports teams? Yankees.

Screw, marry, kill; Lindsey Lohan, Paris hilton, Snooki

Screw Lohan, then tell her to get her life together. Marry Hilton for her money. Kill Snooki.

What is the weirdest thing about you?

I have a mild case of OCD.

Which is the one book that has really impressed you? My First Five Husbands..And the Ones Who Got Away by Rue McClanahan

If you could change one thing about you, what would you change? The appendix scar on my stomach.

If you could marry one video game character, which one would it be? Crash Bandicoot.

If you could marry a superheroine, which girl would it be? Jean Grey

Why do you love me?

Who are you?

[Parker Wayne]

Originally Posted by JP

Why do you love me?

Who are you?

*Runs away crying*

[Aesop Rocks]

Ryan Murphy asks you to change one thing about Glee, what is it?

[Bubonic]

Do you have a history of wetting the bed, setting fires or torturing animals for fun?

[Parker Wayne]

Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris?

Boxers, Briefs, or Commando?

If there's one person alive you would want to fight, who would you fight? Dead?

Favorite Music artist?

Favorite Sports?

Favorite Sports teams?

Screw, marry, kill; Lindsey Lohan, Paris hilton, Snooki

What is the weirdest thing about you?

Which is the one book that has really impressed you?

If you could change one thing about you, what would you change?

If you could marry one video game character, which one would it be?

If you could marry a superheroine, which girl would it be?

Why do you love me?

[howl]

CD, MP3 or Vinyl?

Beer, Wine, or Spirits?

Chocolate or Strawberry?

[JP]

Originally Posted by howl

CD, MP3 or Vinyl?

Beer, Wine, or Spirits?

Chocolate or Strawberry?

MP3
Wine
Chocolate

Originally Posted by SuperFerret

Where are you? ?

Finally got my internet back! WOOT!

Originally Posted by Kane52630

Why are you Forever Alone and not on Hype? :')

Even on the Hype! I am still forever alone. :')

Originally Posted by THE MR. TERRIFIC

Have you ever been with a woman?

No.

Originally Posted by Kane52630

Seriously, when will you get back on your computa!?

I'M BACK RIGHT NAH!

Originally Posted by Lord Valumart

Why?

Why may refer to causality, a consequential relationship between two events or reason (argument), a premise in support of an argument, for what reason or purpose. It's also one of the Five Ws used in journalism.

Originally Posted by Lunar_Wolf

What do you fear?
What food won't you eat?
Your hype bf?

I never voice my fears.
Flan.
Like, BFF? Bamf, I guess.

[SuperFerret]

Where are you? ?

[Kane52630]

Why are you Forever Alone and not on Hype? :')

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Have you ever been with a woman?

[Kane52630]

Seriously, when will you get back on your computa!?

[Lord Valumart]

Why?

[Lunar_Wolf]

What do you fear?
What food won't you eat?
Your hype bf?

[Erzengel]

Hi my name is (Insert your username here), you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as?

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently?

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.

What’s your biggest geek collectible?

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room?

What was your first?
Tape/CD
DVD/Blu-Ray
Automobile
Video Game

How did you find out about the birds and the bees?

Who has been your biggest influence and why?

Where is your next vacation spot?

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?

[JP]

Originally Posted by Erzengel

Hi my name is (Insert your username here), you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as?

Hi, my name is JP, you might remember me on SHH for being a semi-good artist and an all around catty jerk.

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently?

Forget regret or life is yours to miss.

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.

My first love was my first boyfriend who I met my first day of college. It started out as a fling, but since I'm a lady I was determined not to make our experience together just a typical hook up. So, we started dating, and after two long wonderful years we mutually called it quits. I still love him dearly, and apart of me feels like he's the man I'm going to marry, even though we haven't been together in 3 years now.

What’s your biggest geek collectible?

Super Saiyan 3 Goku statue valued at about $1k

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room?

Coke Zero. But, I'd probably ask really nicely.

What was your first?
Tape/CD - TLC - Crazy, Sexy Cool (tape)
DVD/Blu-Ray - X-Men 1.5 on DVD. Hairspray (2007) on Bluray.
Automobile - None.
Video Game - Dragon Ball Z: Budokai for the PS2

How did you find out about the birds and the bees?

Like most kids (I think), I just... figured it out.

Who has been your biggest influence and why?

Old Loony Toons cartoons. It's what made me want to be an artist.

Where is your next vacation spot?

I don't know the meaning of the word.

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?

I'd probably move to a place more convenient then were I'm currently living, so I'm not sure I can easily think of things I'd miss.

Originally Posted by ComicChick

what was your favorite class in HS?

least favorite class in HS?

What kind of toothpaste do you use?

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?

1. Art
2. Gym
3. Colgate
4. Twice

Originally Posted by Calvin

What's your political orientation?

Liberal.

Originally Posted by WillardNation

Have you ever been in a fight? No, I'm pretty boring.

If yes, how did you do?

Whats the weirdest request you've ever received during sex? Can't say I've had any "weird" requests. Wow, I really am boring.

If you could see a movie with any Hypester, who would it be? I go to the movies with The Original Bamfer

What movie did you go see? We saw Hairspray. We both loved it. But the popcorn was too salty.

If you could have sex with any Hypester, who would it be? Bubonic, cause he's purdy.

Who is your all time favorite fictional character?
Jean Grey. Loved her since I was 8. That love still flows through me. I read anything and everything she's in. Though, I still love X-Men and still read it even with her absence.

[ComicChick]

what was your favorite class in HS?

least favorite class in HS?

What kind of toothpaste do you use?

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?