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The Batman must come back
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The Spider-Man reboot caption thread
I know itīs early and we donīt have any set pictures of anything, but the reboot is being done and the talk and action is all on these boards now, so letīs have our fun with it:
 TOBEY MAGUIRE: Oooh, so the Spíder-Man reboot will be 3-D, woo-f***ing-hoo!! Wanna see 3-D, my hand can go 3-D on yer faces right now, b****es!!
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12-31-2011, 01:54 PM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread
 SPIDEY: "Oh no Oh no Oh no Yo yo yo Oh no you didn't Sucka tried to play me But you never paid me, Neva Oh no you didn't Payback is a' comin' You will be runnin', foreva Oh no you didn't Until i get my vengeance I will never end this mayhem Oh no you didn't I'm a mercenary You ain't got a prayer, you owe meeee Oh no you didn't!"
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread
Listen man, I'm not happy about this either, but til we cast another MJ you're just gonna have to fill in for the rain scene.  xD
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01-01-2012, 09:15 AM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread
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01-01-2012, 09:20 AM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread
SPIDER-MAN: "You wanted me. Here I am." THUG: "Dude I'm telling you I do a really crappy Joker impression, this re-enactment ain't gonna work."
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01-01-2012, 09:44 AM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread
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01-24-2012, 02:07 PM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread
SPIDER-MAN: "Give Zuckerberg a message. Tell Zuckerberg I'm coming for him. Tell Zuckerberg the Amazing Spider-Man is coming for him. And the Amazing Spider-Man is not happy." THUG: "Dude, I don't even work for Facebook!"
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SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash SUCKS Last edited by Panthro; 02-09-2012 at 09:42 PM. |
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01-01-2012, 12:25 PM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread
SPIDER-MAN: "Where's the freaking' trailer?" THUG: " THE MOVIE IS THE TRAILER!!!" SPIDER-MAN:" O_o" *Inception horn plays* BRRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWRWRRRMRMRMMRMRMMMMM!!! http://inception.davepedu.com/ |
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12-31-2011, 02:04 PM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread
TOBEY MAGUIRE: ....................................I'm Spider-Man!
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01-01-2012, 12:26 PM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread
"I took a goddamn ARROW. TO. THE. KNEE!" |
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01-01-2012, 10:41 PM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread
"If you lost your bread & butter role because people had a mixed reaction to your third entry in the franchise you'd have road rage too!"
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SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash SUCKS |
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12-31-2011, 01:59 PM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1
I remember that commercial.
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01-01-2012, 09:15 AM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1
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01-01-2012, 05:27 AM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1
Tobey to Andrew: "GO GET THEM TIGER!!"
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01-01-2012, 07:42 AM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1
Just notice, but someone looks to have a nice pair of boobs.
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01-12-2012, 05:18 PM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1
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01-12-2012, 07:07 PM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1
SPIDER-MAN: "Why is the hype for my reboot getting swallowed by the TDKR frenzy and Avengers frenzy? Why?"
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01-14-2012, 03:31 PM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1
edit: wasn't funny enough, sorry, haha
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01-14-2012, 04:54 PM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1
SPIDEY: "Why yes, I am sleeping with Emma Stone. How did you guess?"
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01-24-2012, 03:25 AM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1
 Now I'll just web up the lizard and... ohhh crap they forgot to finish the post production
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01-24-2012, 02:03 PM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1
SPIDER-MAN: "Mr. Zuckerberg, I'd like to have a word with you."
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02-07-2012, 02:31 AM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1
 Lizard: *groan* ahhhhhHHHHH! Guy in next stall: Hey partner come on you gotta relax. Don't force it you're gonna blow out your O-ring, drop a lung. Lizard: ahhhhHHHHH!
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02-09-2012, 05:16 PM
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Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1
Lizard: Can I get some privacy here!?!?!
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