Kate Upton > Victoria's Secret!

Call Me Darkman · 02-15-2012, 10:23 AM

http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/02/victori...es-kate-upton/

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Thanks to the unveiling of her Sports Illustrated cover, Kate Upton is maybe the most famous model in the world today, but she’s still not good enough to walk the runway for Victorias Secret, whose casting director told the New York Times that Upton is basically on par with topless models.

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“‘We would never use Ms. Upton for a Victoria’s Secret show … She’s like a Page 3 girl. She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.”

Well she’s right in the sense that you can’t go out and buy a big pointy nose like the one Giselle has. You have to be born with a nose like that. And then get hexed by a gypsy witch.

Raiden · 02-15-2012, 10:28 AM

I don't know who this casting director is, but he sounds like an idiot.

Duke · 02-15-2012, 10:35 AM

The casting director is an idiot.

SpideyFan866 · 02-15-2012, 10:34 AM

F them. Kate Upton is probably the. best looking model I've ever seen. She has that tall, model height but her fuller than average model frame is what makes her unique.

The modeling industry is stupid anyway. Any industry that once thought Grace Jones was the most beautiful woman in the world is beyond my comprehension.

KenK · 02-15-2012, 10:35 AM

By Victoria's Secret standards, she's too fat. Dumbasses!

Call Me Darkman · 02-15-2012, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by KenK

By Victoria's Secret standards, she's too fat. Dumbasses!

I guess they considered Tyra Banks obese.

Hypestyle · 02-23-2012, 09:38 PM

how the hell do you even get to be a casting director for victoria's secret, anyway? What college degree would possibly put you on that path?

Jake Cassidy · 02-23-2012, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Hypestyle

how the hell do you even get to be a casting director for victoria's secret, anyway? What college degree would possibly put you on that path?

I don't know, but it's a bloody good job.

terry78 · 02-23-2012, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Hypestyle

how the hell do you even get to be a casting director for victoria's secret, anyway? What college degree would possibly put you on that path?

Liberal arts, prolly.

BenReilly · 02-24-2012, 05:53 AM

Oh, Miss Upton...

KenK · 02-15-2012, 11:52 AM

I'll take this over most Victoria's Secret Models any day:

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/02/...cut#more-59033

MessiahDecoy123 · 02-15-2012, 12:09 PM

She probably asked for too much money so they started trashing her.

dark_b · 02-15-2012, 12:18 PM

she is not skinny enough for Victorias secret. plus she doesnt have a unique look for their standards.

Raiden · 02-15-2012, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by dark_b

she is not skinny enough for Victorias secret. plus she doesnt have a unique look for their standards.

In other words, she's not Brazilian enough for them.

MessiahDecoy123 · 02-15-2012, 12:24 PM

Kate Upton is thicker than the thickest current Victoria Secret model?

I demand comparison pics!!!

elsewhere · 02-15-2012, 01:20 PM

Upton is gorgeous. That said, she does have a somewhat odd looking torso.

Not complaining, just sayin.

Immortalfire · 02-15-2012, 01:24 PM

She's probably too physically fit to be a VS model.

Mace Dolex · 02-15-2012, 03:15 PM

Who cares about this? I didn't even know who Kate Upton was until a mention on E! news.

KenK · 02-15-2012, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mace Dolex

Who cares about this? I didn't even know who Kate Upton was until a mention on E! news.

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/02/...cut#more-59033

Call Me Darkman · 02-15-2012, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mace Dolex

I didn't even know who Kate Upton was until a mention on E! news.

If that's true then I feel bad for you.

shamanice · 03-11-2013, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Immortalfire

She's probably too physically fit to be a VS model.

absolutely agree with you

TheVileOne · 02-15-2012, 08:40 PM

I wonder, has Kate Upton gone under the knife? Hope she hasn't.

I'd consider it a compliment that she looks too healthy and natural to be a VS model. She has an amazing body. I like her face and her hair. If that guy actually said that shows how much of a disgusting human being he is.

8Diagrams(WU) · 02-15-2012, 08:45 PM

her hips are very wide she doesnt have the same figure as the other models...but to trash her isnt that cool.

Ajendo · 02-16-2012, 03:34 AM

She's on the cover of SI, I doubt she gives, 1-2-3 drops of rhino urine about the trashy things that idiot from VS is saying.

Jake Cassidy · 02-16-2012, 01:56 PM

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