The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4

Thread Manager · 07-13-2012, 04:38 PM

This is a continuation thread, the old thread is Here

Thread Manager · 07-13-2012, 04:38 PM

This is a continuation thread, the old thread is Here

ultimatefan · 07-15-2012, 09:09 AM

W-why don´t you just kill me?

Because none of this is real, it´s all a dream. In fact, it´s a dream inside a dream. Inside another dream.

Oh for Chrissakes, not this crap again. It took me 18 viewings last time, and I´m still not quite sure if the totem wobbled in the end or not. Have mercy!

Panthro · 07-15-2012, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

W-why don´t you just kill me?

Because none of this is real, it´s all a dream. In fact, it´s a dream inside a dream. Inside another dream.

Oh for Chrissakes, not this crap again. It took me 18 viewings last time, and I´m still not quite sure if the totem wobbled in the end or not. Have mercy!

Bwahahahahahaha

That totem totally wobbled.

Jack Bauer · 07-15-2012, 08:52 PM

Hahaha, that is great.

BANE: Your punishment must be more severe...

THE JOKER: That's just cold.

Panthro · 07-15-2012, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Bauer

Hahaha, that is great.

BANE: Your punishment must be more severe...

THE JOKER: That's just cold.

Bwahahahahaha

Just_Human · 07-15-2012, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Bauer

Hahaha, that is great.

" You know, this poster reminds me of Joel Schumacher .... And I hated Schumacher ! "

Patty · 07-16-2012, 12:48 PM

why dont you just kill me?

Your punishment must be more severe...

Bruce: What the hell is two girls one cup?
Lucious: Um, Ill be right back...

That reminds me... Hey when youre done with the joker can you get me some more jergens on the way home?

ultimatefan · 07-16-2012, 02:49 PM

LUCIUS: Unintelligible rambling text messages, videos of kittens playing the flute, unfunny memes disguised with silly-looking pictures of babies and animals... That does it, I´m gonna shut down all this stupid s*** for good. Good luck rediscovering the gramophone and telegraph, kids!

ultimatefan · 07-18-2012, 09:53 AM

W-why don´t you just kill me?

Your punishment must be more severe. Pretty much all your assets will be blocked due to the shady accounting you used to justify your expenses in Batman gadgets, cars, pods, weird flying lobster, etc. So you´ll have to live like an average american in the current economy.

You f***ing merciless a**hole!!

Panthro · 07-18-2012, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

W-why don´t you just kill me?

Your punishment must be more severe. Pretty much all your assets will be blocked due to the shady accounting you used to justify your expenses in Batman gadgets, cars, pods, weird flying lobster, etc. So you´ll have to live like an average american in the current economy.

You f***ing merciless a**hole!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ultimatefan · 07-26-2012, 04:28 PM

Careful wth the language, the board doesn´t automatically censor it when you put it in a picture.

BANE: When Gotham is ashes, you´ll have my permission to die.

ASH: You mean the city is mine?!? Say hail to the king, baby!!

BANE: I didn´t mean when Gotham is Ash´s, I meant... Ah, nevermind.

Panthro · 07-26-2012, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Careful wth the language, the board doesn´t automatically censor it when you put it in a picture.

BANE: When Gotham is ashes, you´ll have my permission to die.

ASH: You mean the city is mine?!? Say hail to the king, baby!!

BANE: I didn´t mean when Gotham is Ash´s, I meant... Ah, nevermind.

Hehehehehe

ultimatefan · 08-08-2012, 09:13 AM

Great stuff guys.

SCHUMACHER: W-why don´t you just... kill me?

BANE: When every copy of Batman & Robin is ashes, you´ll have my permission to die.

Panthro · 08-08-2012, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Great stuff guys.

SCHUMACHER: W-why don´t you just... kill me?

BANE: When every copy of Batman & Robin is ashes, you´ll have my permission to die.

Hehehehe, poor Joel...

JOEL SCHUMACHER: "Oh come on, you got better Batman movies from Nolan, can't you leave me alone now?!"

BANE: "No."

JOEL: "A--hole..."

ultimatefan · 08-09-2012, 10:33 AM

BRUCE: You´re one ugly motherf***er.

ultimatefan · 08-09-2012, 10:35 AM

BANE: When that condom is on, you´ll have my permission to f***.

John Locke · 08-09-2012, 07:35 PM

Bane: Big man in a suit of armor take that away and what are you?

Bruce: A rock climber.

Panthro · 08-09-2012, 08:43 PM

Love the Avengers gag.

BANE: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

BRUCE: "

"

KalMart · 08-09-2012, 08:50 PM

Bane: Dude....little help?

Wayne: What're you talking about...?

Bane: ....T-P...gone......you're sleeve...

Wayne: Wh....aawwww....!!!

Panthro · 08-18-2012, 07:59 PM

BANE: "Look I've had enough of this 'friend zoned' crap. Romance was never an option nor a factor with Talia. I think of her as a little sister."

BRUCE: "Yeah, just keep telling yourself that."

BANE: "She was a little kid when I met her for Chrissakes!"

BRUCE: "So you're feigning ignorance of the fact that she grew up to be Marion Coitillard? Nice try buddy."

BANE: "Says the guy who could never figure out or accept the fact that his childhood friend never reciprocated his desire to play house!"

BRUCE: "Shut up!"

Panthro · 08-18-2012, 08:01 PM

BANE: "You know how I know you're gay? Robin."

BRUCE: "You know how I know you're gay? Your role in Inception."

hellblazer103 · 07-15-2012, 10:08 PM

i originally put " too ****ing awesome " , but i figured it required a naughty language - less version in order for it to be hype- friendly.

hellblazer103 · 07-15-2012, 10:09 PM

oh ! and i also made this :

Panthro · 07-15-2012, 10:25 PM

funny stuff 'blazer

07-13-2012, 04:38 PM	#1
Thread Manager SHH! Moderator Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1	The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 This is a continuation thread, the old thread is Here

07-13-2012, 04:38 PM	#2
Thread Manager SHH! Moderator Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 2 This is a continuation thread, the old thread is Here

07-15-2012, 09:09 AM	#3
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 W-why don´t you just kill me? Because none of this is real, it´s all a dream. In fact, it´s a dream inside a dream. Inside another dream. Oh for Chrissakes, not this crap again. It took me 18 viewings last time, and I´m still not quite sure if the totem wobbled in the end or not. Have mercy! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-16-2012, 12:48 PM	#8
Patty this is an OUTRAGE! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: AZ Posts: 1,193	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 why dont you just kill me? Your punishment must be more severe... Bruce: What the hell is two girls one cup? Lucious: Um, Ill be right back... That reminds me... Hey when youre done with the joker can you get me some more jergens on the way home? __________________ Root For The BAD GUY baby! http://sekuskiss.cjb.net/ Hugh Jackman is the good guy in the prestige. Óglaigh na hÉireann

07-16-2012, 02:49 PM	#9
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 LUCIUS: Unintelligible rambling text messages, videos of kittens playing the flute, unfunny memes disguised with silly-looking pictures of babies and animals... That does it, I´m gonna shut down all this stupid s*** for good. Good luck rediscovering the gramophone and telegraph, kids! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-18-2012, 09:53 AM	#10
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 W-why don´t you just kill me? Your punishment must be more severe. Pretty much all your assets will be blocked due to the shady accounting you used to justify your expenses in Batman gadgets, cars, pods, weird flying lobster, etc. So you´ll have to live like an average american in the current economy. You f*ing merciless ahole!! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-26-2012, 04:28 PM	#12
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 Careful wth the language, the board doesn´t automatically censor it when you put it in a picture. BANE: When Gotham is ashes, you´ll have my permission to die. ASH: You mean the city is mine?!? Say hail to the king, baby!! BANE: I didn´t mean when Gotham is Ash´s, I meant... Ah, nevermind. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-08-2012, 09:13 AM	#14
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 Great stuff guys. SCHUMACHER: W-why don´t you just... kill me? BANE: When every copy of Batman & Robin is ashes, you´ll have my permission to die. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-09-2012, 10:33 AM	#16
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 BRUCE: You´re one ugly motherf***er. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-09-2012, 10:35 AM	#17
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 BANE: When that condom is on, you´ll have my permission to f***. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-09-2012, 07:35 PM	#18
John Locke One is Dark One is Light Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,240	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 Bane: Big man in a suit of armor take that away and what are you? Bruce: A rock climber. __________________ I am John Locke or am I?

08-09-2012, 08:43 PM	#19
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,885	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 Love the Avengers gag. BANE: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." BRUCE: "" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-18-2012, 07:59 PM	#21
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,885	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 BANE: "Look I've had enough of this 'friend zoned' crap. Romance was never an option nor a factor with Talia. I think of her as a little sister." BRUCE: "Yeah, just keep telling yourself that." BANE: "She was a little kid when I met her for Chrissakes!" BRUCE: "So you're feigning ignorance of the fact that she grew up to be Marion Coitillard? Nice try buddy." BANE: "Says the guy who could never figure out or accept the fact that his childhood friend never reciprocated his desire to play house!" BRUCE: "Shut up!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-18-2012, 08:01 PM	#22
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,885	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 BANE: "You know how I know you're gay? Robin." BRUCE: "You know how I know you're gay? Your role in Inception." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

07-15-2012, 10:25 PM	#25
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,885	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 funny stuff 'blazer __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

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