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Old 07-13-2012, 04:38 PM   #1
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Old 07-15-2012, 09:09 AM   #3
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W-why don´t you just kill me?



Because none of this is real, it´s all a dream. In fact, it´s a dream inside a dream. Inside another dream.



Oh for Chrissakes, not this crap again. It took me 18 viewings last time, and I´m still not quite sure if the totem wobbled in the end or not. Have mercy!

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W-why don´t you just kill me?



Because none of this is real, it´s all a dream. In fact, it´s a dream inside a dream. Inside another dream.



Oh for Chrissakes, not this crap again. It took me 18 viewings last time, and I´m still not quite sure if the totem wobbled in the end or not. Have mercy!
Bwahahahahahaha

That totem totally wobbled.

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Hahaha, that is great.



BANE: Your punishment must be more severe...





THE JOKER: That's just cold.

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" You know, this poster reminds me of Joel Schumacher .... And I hated Schumacher ! "

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why dont you just kill me?


Your punishment must be more severe...


Bruce: What the hell is two girls one cup?
Lucious: Um, Ill be right back...


That reminds me... Hey when youre done with the joker can you get me some more jergens on the way home?

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LUCIUS: Unintelligible rambling text messages, videos of kittens playing the flute, unfunny memes disguised with silly-looking pictures of babies and animals... That does it, I´m gonna shut down all this stupid s*** for good. Good luck rediscovering the gramophone and telegraph, kids!

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W-why don´t you just kill me?



Your punishment must be more severe. Pretty much all your assets will be blocked due to the shady accounting you used to justify your expenses in Batman gadgets, cars, pods, weird flying lobster, etc. So you´ll have to live like an average american in the current economy.



You f***ing merciless a**hole!!

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W-why don´t you just kill me?



Your punishment must be more severe. Pretty much all your assets will be blocked due to the shady accounting you used to justify your expenses in Batman gadgets, cars, pods, weird flying lobster, etc. So you´ll have to live like an average american in the current economy.



You f***ing merciless a**hole!!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Careful wth the language, the board doesn´t automatically censor it when you put it in a picture.



BANE: When Gotham is ashes, you´ll have my permission to die.




ASH: You mean the city is mine?!? Say hail to the king, baby!!



BANE: I didn´t mean when Gotham is Ash´s, I meant... Ah, nevermind.

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BANE: When Gotham is ashes, you´ll have my permission to die.




ASH: You mean the city is mine?!? Say hail to the king, baby!!



BANE: I didn´t mean when Gotham is Ash´s, I meant... Ah, nevermind.
Hehehehehe

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Great stuff guys.



SCHUMACHER: W-why don´t you just... kill me?



BANE: When every copy of Batman & Robin is ashes, you´ll have my permission to die.

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SCHUMACHER: W-why don´t you just... kill me?



BANE: When every copy of Batman & Robin is ashes, you´ll have my permission to die.
Hehehehe, poor Joel...


JOEL SCHUMACHER: "Oh come on, you got better Batman movies from Nolan, can't you leave me alone now?!"


BANE: "No."


JOEL: "A--hole..."

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BRUCE: You´re one ugly motherf***er.

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BANE: When that condom is on, you´ll have my permission to f***.

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Bane: Big man in a suit of armor take that away and what are you?


Bruce: A rock climber.

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Love the Avengers gag.


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Bane: Dude....little help?



Wayne: What're you talking about...?



Bane: ....T-P...gone......you're sleeve...



Wayne: Wh....aawwww....!!!

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BANE: "Look I've had enough of this 'friend zoned' crap. Romance was never an option nor a factor with Talia. I think of her as a little sister."


BRUCE: "Yeah, just keep telling yourself that."


BANE: "She was a little kid when I met her for Chrissakes!"


BRUCE: "So you're feigning ignorance of the fact that she grew up to be Marion Coitillard? Nice try buddy."


BANE: "Says the guy who could never figure out or accept the fact that his childhood friend never reciprocated his desire to play house!"


BRUCE: "Shut up!"

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BANE: "You know how I know you're gay? Robin."


BRUCE: "You know how I know you're gay? Your role in Inception."

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i originally put " too ****ing awesome " , but i figured it required a naughty language - less version in order for it to be hype- friendly.


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oh ! and i also made this :



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