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Old 09-11-2012, 11:01 AM   #1
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Guy in Armor standing: Aw come on you milk drinker! Get up and fight me. It's just an arrow to the knee.

Guy on the ground: I used to be an adventurer like you...

Guy in Armor standing: Don't even start.

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THOR: Wrong set! Arrow is being shot over there!

GUY WITH BOW: Sorry! Sorry!

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THOR: Dat ass!!

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Old 09-11-2012, 11:54 PM   #4
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Funny stuff UF.



Actors Chris Hemsworth and Jaimie Alexander's reactions to Thor's poor performance & overall portrayal in Avengers Vs. X-Men

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Old 09-12-2012, 03:53 PM   #5
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tHOR: Gee. Jane Foster is pretty, but I canīt believe I chose her over this piece of booty!

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Old 09-12-2012, 04:36 PM   #6
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THOR: Wrong set! Arrow is being shot over there!

GUY WITH BOW: Sorry! Sorry!
Okay. all kidding and all captioning aside (i finally get the point of this thread, literally just hit me) THIS looks like Thor

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tHOR: Gee. Jane Foster is pretty, but I canīt believe I chose her over this piece of booty!

Hate to be "that guy" but he's not even looking at her ass :P

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tHOR: Gee. Jane Foster is pretty, but I canīt believe I chose her over this piece of booty!

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Old 09-19-2012, 09:06 AM   #8
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THOR: Dammit, why did I chose Jane Foster again?









THOR: Oh, thatīs right.

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THOR: "Oh man I picked a Hell of a week to stop sniffing the glue..."

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THOR = SPURNED!!!

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Indeed


THOR: "I sure hope no one notices that Sif walking by made me jizz in my pants..."

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THOR: Nice skirt.

SIF: Right back at ya.

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Sif: Thor, calm down! You're going Super Sayan!

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Sif: Thor, calm down! You're going Super Sayan!
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THOR: "Look it's not up to me if you appear in the sequels or not!"



THOR: "How many times do I have to tell you to stop slashing your cheeks?! You're not the friggin' Joker!!!"

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Old 09-17-2012, 09:53 AM   #15
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Great stuff guys! Death to Labeouf!



THOR; So, it appears that Odin will die in this sequel.
SIF: Oh for crying out loud...
THOR: What?
SIF: Youīre gonna say it, arenīt you?
THOR: Say what?
SIF: Please, you know it. Donīt waste my time.
THOR: So I might as well say it, donīt I?
SIF: Go ahead. Make it fast.
THOR: Say hail to the king, baby!
SIF: Sweet mercy...

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Funny stuff UF



THOR: "Sif, really, Snow White and I are just friends."
SIF: "That's what you said about Cinderella. And Sleeping Beauty. And the Little Mermaid-"
THOR: "Hey, I don't give you a hard time to running around with Prince Charming, Hercules, and JFK, do you really have to hold those against me?!"

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THOR: "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, #!$%less, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?"
SIF: "Well this is still going better than our last vacation..."

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THOR: ""I think you're all [BLEEP] in the head. We're ten hours from the [BLEEP] fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much [BLEEP] fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're [BLEEP]! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy [BLEEP]!
SIF: "Thor, do you want an Aspirin?"
THOR: "Don't Touch!"

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Old 09-12-2012, 11:36 AM   #19
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yeah i hadnt seen that set pic yet. Looks like they finally got the right hair color.

And are those bronze circles on his chestplate?

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Top right....is that Malekith? I really hope it's not

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Just another day at the Renaissance Festival

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Whenever you see that kinda thing, a wizard did it.

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Ah, that's what the leather flap is for

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ODIN: "Repeat After Me - The Gun Is Good!"
ASGARDIANS: "The Gun Is Good!"
ODIN: "The Penis Is Evil!"
ASGARDIANS: "The Penis Is- WTF?!"

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LOKI: "Man, I'm sure glad I'm not part of Avengers Vs. X-Men, it would totally ruin my street cred."



LOKI: "There is an idea of a Loki; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."



LOKI: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."




THOR: "Are they EVER gonna stop asking me about the helmet?"

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