Would like Condoms with your Whopper???

SoulManX · 12-10-2007, 07:47 PM

Condom Found in Hamburger

A Fair Haven man is suing the company that owns Rutland's Burger King, claiming he found a condom in his burger. Van Miguel Hartless, 24, says he visited the restaurant last June. The condom was underneath a slice of lettuce in his Burger King's Southwest Whopper.

"It was just disgusting. 'It's gross is putting it mildly," said Hartless.
Hartless says he doesn't know why anyone would put a condom in his burger, but admits he did have an argument with an employee at the restaurant about the toppings on his burger.
Hartless is now suing the company that owns the restaurant. In the lawsuit, his lawyer says the burger has caused Hartless pain, suffering, nightmares, distress, and medical expenses.
"It sounds silly now, but I'd be doing something in my dream and whatever I was holding and whatever I was doing would either turn into a condom or a burger," said Hartless.

Hartless was tested for HIV and STDs and those tests came back negative. He says he also submitted to a polygraph test which he passed.
"From the beginning it was never about money. I made that very clear. All I wanted was if I contracted something I wanted them responsible for it," said Hartless.

But he is now seeking unspecified damages because he says Burger King continues to deny any wrongdoing, aside from a letter telling him the company is sorry he had an unpleasant experience. A manager at the Rutland Burger King declined to comment, and Carrolls Corporation, the company that owns the restaurant, did not return our calls.

http://www.wcax.com/Global/story.asp?S=7467807&nav=4QcS

POWdER-man · 12-10-2007, 07:57 PM

The question is did he swallow...

WTFimVENOM · 12-10-2007, 08:02 PM

From the title, I thought that Burger King might be giving away free condoms with meals as a promotional thing, which would be an actual incentive to buy ****ty food....

SoulManX · 12-10-2007, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WTFimVENOM

From the title, I thought that Burger King might be giving away free condoms with meals as a promotional thing, which would be an actual incentive to buy ****ty food....

The Lizard · 12-10-2007, 08:31 PM

After the severed-finger-in-the-Wendy's-chili scam was exposed, I'm thinking everyone's a lot more skeptical about claims like this now.

spideyboy_1111 · 12-10-2007, 08:53 PM

what 24 year old has "damaging nightmares" about condoms........................

Deep Thinkin'! · 12-10-2007, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spideyboy_1111

what 24 year old has "damaging nightmares" about condoms........................

hammy · 12-10-2007, 08:58 PM

spideyboy_1111 · 12-10-2007, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Deep Thinkin'!

true....

CBGB · 12-10-2007, 09:59 PM

Um... eww...

Orko Is King · 12-10-2007, 10:06 PM

I always said their food tasted like dick.

spideyboy_1111 · 12-10-2007, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orko Is King

I always said their food tasted like dick.

you know what dick taste like?

Lightning Strykez! · 12-10-2007, 10:09 PM

Well at least it wasn't filled with special sauce. Although technically, it would have made the burger a much more nutritious meal...ya know...with the protein and all.

Masamune · 12-10-2007, 10:10 PM

Lmao^

LegendaryCaleb · 12-10-2007, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orko Is King

I always said their food tasted like dick.

prolly not the smartest thing to say....

Abaddon · 12-10-2007, 10:14 PM

that cow was a ****.

NewYorkSpider · 12-10-2007, 10:15 PM

The King must have forgot to throw it in the garbage.

Orko Is King · 12-10-2007, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spideyboy_1111

you know what dick taste like?

Just your grandpa's!

POWdER-man · 12-10-2007, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orko Is King

Just your grandpa's!

you should have quit while you were slightly behind....

Abaddon · 12-10-2007, 10:19 PM

behind and inside of

spideyboy_1111 · 12-10-2007, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orko Is King

Just your grandpa's!

so you like necrophilia too eh?

Masamune · 12-10-2007, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spideyboy_1111

so you like necrophilia too eh?

Own.

Lightning Strykez! · 12-10-2007, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spideyboy_1111

so you like necrophilia too eh?

Oh my.

Ouch.

\S/JcDc\S/ · 12-10-2007, 10:33 PM

Very sad to say I'm not surprised. Fast food places have people doing the weirdest things

Orko Is King · 12-11-2007, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spideyboy_1111

so you like necrophilia too eh?

We all need hobbies.

12-10-2007, 07:47 PM	#1
SoulManX I like to move it! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Check the avvy... Posts: 10,983	Would like Condoms with your Whopper??? Condom Found in Hamburger A Fair Haven man is suing the company that owns Rutland's Burger King, claiming he found a condom in his burger. Van Miguel Hartless, 24, says he visited the restaurant last June. The condom was underneath a slice of lettuce in his Burger King's Southwest Whopper. "It was just disgusting. 'It's gross is putting it mildly," said Hartless. Hartless says he doesn't know why anyone would put a condom in his burger, but admits he did have an argument with an employee at the restaurant about the toppings on his burger. Hartless is now suing the company that owns the restaurant. In the lawsuit, his lawyer says the burger has caused Hartless pain, suffering, nightmares, distress, and medical expenses. "It sounds silly now, but I'd be doing something in my dream and whatever I was holding and whatever I was doing would either turn into a condom or a burger," said Hartless. Hartless was tested for HIV and STDs and those tests came back negative. He says he also submitted to a polygraph test which he passed. "From the beginning it was never about money. I made that very clear. All I wanted was if I contracted something I wanted them responsible for it," said Hartless. But he is now seeking unspecified damages because he says Burger King continues to deny any wrongdoing, aside from a letter telling him the company is sorry he had an unpleasant experience. A manager at the Rutland Burger King declined to comment, and Carrolls Corporation, the company that owns the restaurant, did not return our calls. http://www.wcax.com/Global/story.asp?S=7467807&nav=4QcS

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