8 Poorly Disguised Secret Identities

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5- Peter Parker (Film version)


The Secret Identity:
The appearance of this character is certainly regular, and besides being unusually ripped for a bookish nerd (you can tell he's bookish due to his spectacles), he blends in well with the other people who haven't been bitten by radioactive bugs. Oddly enough, being bookish in New York City apparently attracts red-headed models, whereas being bookish anywhere else attracts ridicule and physical beatings.
The Hero:
It would be nearly impossible for observers to identify who it is behind that bright red mask if it wasn't for the fact that Spiderman seems so comfortable frequently removing it while in public. I understand that it can be difficult to make out with ladies while wearing such restrictive clothing, but if keeping your identity a secret is important, preventing people from being able to identify your face should be a priority. And does this Peter Parker really think no one's going to catch on to the fact that he's the only guy that can photograph this Spider who is also a man? What's more, it often appears that the shots are taken from places inaccessible to a journalist who can't shoot webs from his wrists.