Official W&TXM Caption This! - Page 19

ultimatefan · 10-08-2009, 10:04 AM

SENTINEL: Ops, sorry. Can you tell me which floor is the models agency?

ALittlePush · 10-08-2009, 03:53 PM

Sentinel: We came to this planet, looking for intelligent life..... oops, we made a mistake.

Panthro · 10-08-2009, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ratcrawler

Jean: Looks like one of Bobby's ice bridges is starting to thaw.
Scott: That damn boy needs to clean up after himself...

Hehehehehehehehe

AoA MR. SINISTER: "So how do you like being evil, Scott?"
AoA CYCLOPS: "Well, I look like crap and my characterization still sucks, but on the bright side I do have a dental plan now, plus free health care, and lots of b****es to f***."
AoA MR. SINISTER: "Oh come now, I don't think you look like crap. I think you look like Christopher Lambert in Greystoke: Legend of Tarzan Lord of the Apes!"
AoA CYCLOPS: "Shut up."

APOCALYPSE: "Abortions for none!"
CROWD: "Boo!"
APOCALYPSE: "Hmm... Abortions for everyone!"
CROWD: "Boo!"
APOCALYPSE: "Hmm... Abortions for some, small American flags for others!"
CROWD: "Yay!"
AoA CYCLOPS: "That was some damn good negotiating sir."
AoA MR. SINISTER: "Yeah, got them right where you want them."
APOCALYPSE: "Thank you."

APOCALYPSE: "Sex!!!" [crowd quiets] "Good, now that I have your attention, vote Apocalypse for President, 2012!"

APOCALYPSE: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I have only one thing to say. Testicles! That is all."

APOCALYPSE: "I've played this stinkin' city like a harp from Hell!"

Superman Prime · 10-09-2009, 04:13 AM

CYCLOPS: "You look so perfect from a distance but then I get close and see hundreds of tiny imperfections. I've gotta tell you, I'm disappointed."

Mystic · 10-09-2009, 04:05 PM

Apocalypse: Tonight, we're going to party like it's 1984!!

Gambit: You mean I don't hook up with Rogue?!
Logan: Nope. Lorna.
Gambit: No!
Logan: You should know - Rogue's single.
Gambit: NOOO!!!

ALittlePush · 10-09-2009, 05:12 PM

Mexican Wave!!!

ALittlePush · 10-09-2009, 05:18 PM

Double Post.

ALittlePush · 10-09-2009, 05:21 PM

Gambit: Me Tarzan, You Jailbait.

ALittlePush · 10-09-2009, 05:30 PM

Cyclops (singing to himself) Tonight is the night, when two become one.

Panthro · 10-09-2009, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superman Prime

CYCLOPS: "You look so perfect from a distance but then I get close and see hundreds of tiny imperfections. I've gotta tell you, I'm disappointed."

Hehehehe, careful Cycke.

Panthro · 10-09-2009, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mystic

Apocalypse: Tonight, we're going to party like it's 1984!!

Gambit: You mean I don't hook up with Rogue?!
Logan: Nope. Lorna.
Gambit: No!
Logan: You should know - Rogue's single.
Gambit: NOOO!!!

I liked the Jailbait gag too.

Panthro · 10-09-2009, 09:21 PM

KITTY: "Why yes, I was the inspiration for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Why do you ask?'
ICEMAN: "I just like to absorb useless trivia when I can."

Superman Prime · 10-10-2009, 09:22 PM

Thanks Panthro, funny one there. Is that true? o_O

Panthro · 10-10-2009, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superman Prime

Thanks Panthro, funny one there. Is that true? o_O

I read on the net somewhere that Buffy was loosely inspired by Kitty Pryde. Seemed like a good gag for a caption.

APOCALYPSE: "Kneel Before Zod!!!"

Panthro · 10-10-2009, 10:48 PM

GAMBIT: "Klingon bastards, you killed my son!"

Superman Prime · 10-10-2009, 11:12 PM

^ Hahahahah. Skillfully made references, Panthro.

EnDz0n3 · 10-11-2009, 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALittlePush

Cyclops (singing to himself) Tonight is the night, when two become one.

LOL This pic was soooo inspired by that video.
And i am shamed i actually know of that video...

Panthro · 10-11-2009, 09:59 AM

Thanks Prime!

CYCLOPS: "Why's the rum gone?!"
WOLVERINE: "Because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable X-Men into complete scoundrels."
CYCLOPS: "But WHY is the rum gone?!"

Neptune · 10-11-2009, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthro

APOCALYPSE: "Sex!!!" [crowd quiets] "Good, now that I have your attention, vote Apocalypse for President, 2012!"

HAHAH! I think i'm gonna use that one when i need peoples attention.

Panthro · 10-11-2009, 09:32 PM

Thanks Neptune.

APOCALYPSE: "Good evening! I'm Apocalypse and you're not!"

ultimatefan · 10-16-2009, 03:34 PM

Great stuff all around, guys!

ultimatefan · 10-16-2009, 03:39 PM

APOCALYPSE: The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed -- for lack of a better word -- is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.Greed, in all of its forms -- greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed -- you mark my words -- will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.

ultimatefan · 10-16-2009, 03:40 PM

APOCALYPSE: George W. Bush? Nope, but I got that a lot the last eight years...

ultimatefan · 10-16-2009, 03:41 PM

APOCALYPSE: Put your hands in the air, like you just don´t care!!

Panthro · 10-16-2009, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

APOCALYPSE: The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed -- for lack of a better word -- is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.Greed, in all of its forms -- greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed -- you mark my words -- will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.

Bwahahahahahaha

The Bush one is also great.

BEAST: "Damn it all to Hell, they're late again! Oh well, looks like we'll have to start the orgy without them!"

ANGEL: "Um, Beast, we talked about this, no public displays of affection dude..."
BEAST: "I'm tired of hiding my feelings! I want the whole world to know who I love and that I'm proud of it!"

EMMA FROST: "And now Princess, you shall reveal to us the secret location of your hidden rebel base."

EMMA: "Now repeat after me - I will break up with Cyclops so he can date that sexy biotch Emma Frost. I will break up with Cyclops so he can date that sexy biotch Emma Frost. I will break up with Cyclops so he can date that sexy biotch Emma Frost..."

JEAN: "Oh man, w-what am I doing here? What just happened?"
EMMA: "Do exactly as I say and no one will ever have to know."
JEAN: "Wait a minute, you mean-"
EMMA: "Yes. Oh yes. And I enjoyed every minute of it."
JEAN: "Noooooooooooo!"
EMMA: "Jeez, calm down. All I did was paint your toenails to have Green Lantern insignias."

CYCLOPS: "If I die... tell Colossus... that I have always loved him..."
WOLVERINE: "WTF?"

SCOTT: "Jean, it's okay. You're not the first woman who had an accident during sex."

10-08-2009, 10:04 AM	#451
ultimatefan Goodbye Sam Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 33,163	Re: Official W&TXM Caption This! SENTINEL: Ops, sorry. Can you tell me which floor is the models agency? __________________ Thank you Sam Raimi, for your hard work, passion and creativity that made the Spider-Man movies a juggernaut. Best of luck in your new endeavors. Good luck Marc Webb: learn from what was well-done, avoid the mistakes, and be true to your vision!!

10-08-2009, 03:53 PM	#452
ALittlePush Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 337	Re: Official W&TXM Caption This! Sentinel: We came to this planet, looking for intelligent life..... oops, we made a mistake.

10-09-2009, 04:13 AM	#454
Superman Prime Lord Rahl Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: People's Palace Posts: 6,167	Re: Official W&TXM Caption This! CYCLOPS: "You look so perfect from a distance but then I get close and see hundreds of tiny imperfections. I've gotta tell you, I'm disappointed."

10-09-2009, 04:05 PM	#455
Mystic Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: UK! Posts: 144	Re: Official W&TXM Caption This! Apocalypse: Tonight, we're going to party like it's 1984!! Gambit: You mean I don't hook up with Rogue?! Logan: Nope. Lorna. Gambit: No! Logan: You should know - Rogue's single. Gambit: NOOO!!! Last edited by Mystic; 10-09-2009 at 04:08 PM.

10-09-2009, 05:12 PM	#456
ALittlePush Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 337	Re: Official W&TXM Caption This! Mexican Wave!!!

10-09-2009, 05:18 PM	#457
ALittlePush Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 337	Re: Official W&TXM Caption This! Double Post. Last edited by ALittlePush; 10-09-2009 at 05:24 PM.

10-09-2009, 05:21 PM	#458
ALittlePush Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 337	Re: Official W&TXM Caption This! Gambit: Me Tarzan, You Jailbait.

10-09-2009, 05:30 PM	#459
ALittlePush Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 337	Re: Official W&TXM Caption This! Cyclops (singing to himself) Tonight is the night, when two become one.

10-09-2009, 09:21 PM	#462
Panthro Why Hate the 90s? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 5,117	Re: Official W&TXM Caption This! KITTY: "Why yes, I was the inspiration for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Why do you ask?' ICEMAN: "I just like to absorb useless trivia when I can." __________________ Dear Sam Raimi: I didn't always agree with you, but I know you gave each Spider-Man your best shot. I wish you well in all your future projects. Clark Kent is the real person, Superman is the disguise. Get over it, Silver Age fans.

10-10-2009, 09:22 PM	#463
Superman Prime Lord Rahl Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: People's Palace Posts: 6,167	Re: Official W&TXM Caption This! Thanks Panthro, funny one there. Is that true? o_O

10-10-2009, 10:48 PM	#465
Panthro Why Hate the 90s? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 5,117	Re: Official W&TXM Caption This! GAMBIT: "Klingon bastards, you killed my son!" __________________ Dear Sam Raimi: I didn't always agree with you, but I know you gave each Spider-Man your best shot. I wish you well in all your future projects. Clark Kent is the real person, Superman is the disguise. Get over it, Silver Age fans.

10-10-2009, 11:12 PM	#466
Superman Prime Lord Rahl Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: People's Palace Posts: 6,167	Re: Official W&TXM Caption This! ^ Hahahahah. Skillfully made references, Panthro.

10-11-2009, 09:59 AM	#468
Panthro Why Hate the 90s? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 5,117	Re: Official W&TXM Caption This! Thanks Prime! CYCLOPS: "Why's the rum gone?!" WOLVERINE: "Because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable X-Men into complete scoundrels." CYCLOPS: "But WHY is the rum gone?!" __________________ Dear Sam Raimi: I didn't always agree with you, but I know you gave each Spider-Man your best shot. I wish you well in all your future projects. Clark Kent is the real person, Superman is the disguise. Get over it, Silver Age fans.

10-11-2009, 09:32 PM	#470
Panthro Why Hate the 90s? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 5,117	Re: Official W&TXM Caption This! Thanks Neptune. APOCALYPSE: "Good evening! I'm Apocalypse and you're not!" __________________ Dear Sam Raimi: I didn't always agree with you, but I know you gave each Spider-Man your best shot. I wish you well in all your future projects. Clark Kent is the real person, Superman is the disguise. Get over it, Silver Age fans.

10-16-2009, 03:34 PM	#471
ultimatefan Goodbye Sam Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 33,163	Re: Official W&TXM Caption This! Great stuff all around, guys! __________________ Thank you Sam Raimi, for your hard work, passion and creativity that made the Spider-Man movies a juggernaut. Best of luck in your new endeavors. Good luck Marc Webb: learn from what was well-done, avoid the mistakes, and be true to your vision!!

10-16-2009, 03:39 PM	#472
ultimatefan Goodbye Sam Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 33,163	Re: Official W&TXM Caption This! APOCALYPSE: The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed -- for lack of a better word -- is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.Greed, in all of its forms -- greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed -- you mark my words -- will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. __________________ Thank you Sam Raimi, for your hard work, passion and creativity that made the Spider-Man movies a juggernaut. Best of luck in your new endeavors. Good luck Marc Webb: learn from what was well-done, avoid the mistakes, and be true to your vision!!

10-16-2009, 03:40 PM	#473
ultimatefan Goodbye Sam Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 33,163	Re: Official W&TXM Caption This! APOCALYPSE: George W. Bush? Nope, but I got that a lot the last eight years... __________________ Thank you Sam Raimi, for your hard work, passion and creativity that made the Spider-Man movies a juggernaut. Best of luck in your new endeavors. Good luck Marc Webb: learn from what was well-done, avoid the mistakes, and be true to your vision!!

10-16-2009, 03:41 PM	#474
ultimatefan Goodbye Sam Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 33,163	Re: Official W&TXM Caption This! APOCALYPSE: Put your hands in the air, like you just don´t care!! __________________ Thank you Sam Raimi, for your hard work, passion and creativity that made the Spider-Man movies a juggernaut. Best of luck in your new endeavors. Good luck Marc Webb: learn from what was well-done, avoid the mistakes, and be true to your vision!!

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