The Dark Knight Rises caption thread - Page 42

EliteF50 · 01-17-2011, 01:33 PM

Lmao, I love Bale's hair!

KalMart · 01-17-2011, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

SUPERMAN: So, how about that new Spidey costume?
BATMAN: Well, we haven´t seen all of it, but the changes seem to be mostly minor, except for the absence of the waist strap and those elongated chest spider legs, which looked a bit weird to me. But many fans are happy that now he has web shooters.
SUPERMAN; Dunno, doesn´t that make the suit look a little, say... robotic?

BATMAN: Worked for my movies...you know what they say about mimicry...
SUPERMAN: Go to Hell.

batman11 · 01-17-2011, 06:27 PM

"Hey Christian, congrats on the Globe tonight!"

"Christian? Did he say Christian? My identity...exposed! Must-get-to-Caine-in-limo-quickly -"

"MUCH BETTER!!!! NOW, DO I LOOK LIKE AN ACTOR!?!?!?!"

Milu · 01-17-2011, 06:30 PM

Funny stuff guys.

"Ruh-roh!"

PSYLENTGuardian · 01-17-2011, 09:33 PM

PETER: Is it possible to Nolanize me any more?

NOLAN: Yes.

PETER: I meant make me darker and grittier...

NOLAN: Not at the risk of having fanboys after me.

Panthro · 01-17-2011, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PSYLENTGuardian

PETER: Is it possible to Nolanize me any more?

NOLAN: Yes.

PETER: I meant make me darker and grittier...

NOLAN: Not at the risk of having fanboys after me.

Hahahahahahaha

Avengers-Report · 01-18-2011, 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PSYLENTGuardian

PETER: Is it possible to Nolanize me any more?

NOLAN: Yes.

PETER: I meant make me darker and grittier...

NOLAN: Not at the risk of having fanboys after me.

Lmfao

Panthro · 01-18-2011, 08:29 AM

MARONI: "This is me proudly not giving a rat's ass about Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Glee, Twilight or the Transformer movies."

ultimatefan · 01-18-2011, 09:46 AM

Great stuff guys! Glad my sig could inspire you Panthro!

ultimatefan · 01-18-2011, 09:47 AM

BALE: ...And I´d like to tell all those who keep b****ing about my Batman voice or my Terminator Salvation rant on set, they can all kiss my golden, award-winning ass!

kvz5 · 01-18-2011, 08:39 PM

Bale: Steven, I told you already that you can't direct the next Batman film. Maybe next time!

Spacey: Can I play the villain in the next Batman flick?
Bale: Hmmmm.... I don't know... You were already in Superman!

Gosling: So, Christian... Want to hook me up with Nolan?

Damon: Hey Christian! Sorry I turned down The Dark Knight! Can we make a deal for The Dark Knight Rises instead?
Bale: Deal!

Panthro · 01-18-2011, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

BALE: ...And I´d like to tell all those who keep b****ing about my Batman voice or my Terminator Salvation rant on set, they can all kiss my golden, award-winning ass!

Nave 'Torment' · 01-19-2011, 05:02 AM

hahahaha, brilliant stuff guys! The coffee-shot is a modern classic!

Charlie The Red · 01-19-2011, 05:35 AM

*A Marvel executive infiltrates the set of "The Dark Knight" in an act of industrial sabotage. The operation was a failure, until now.*

ultimatefan · 01-19-2011, 05:54 AM

Great stuff guys! Everybody wants a piece of the Batman action!

elgaz · 01-19-2011, 06:03 AM

BATMAN : "I hope you don't mind, but I figured sugar wouldn't do it for you so I had Alfred drop a little sulphuric acid into that coffee to sweeten things up"
SUPERMAN: "Well, to be honest Bruce, it's still a little bland. Surely with all your wonders in the Batcave you could have come up with something stronger?"
BATMAN: "Would you like 2 teaspoonfuls of Kryptonite next time? Shut the f**k up and be grateful."

ultimatefan · 01-19-2011, 09:40 AM

hehehe

ultimatefan · 01-19-2011, 09:48 AM

BALE: How about like this?

RDJ: No man, I told you. Everybody knows you never go full retard. Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...

ultimatefan · 01-19-2011, 09:51 AM

Bale´s reaction to finding out his next movie is about a guy who bangs 13 women.

Panthro · 01-19-2011, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie The Red

*A Marvel executive infiltrates the set of "The Dark Knight" in an act of industrial sabotage. The operation was a failure, until now.*

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Damn Marvel executives.

The Tropic Thunder gag was well timed.

ultimatefan · 01-19-2011, 12:43 PM

Thanks!

HATHAWAY: I´m the new Catwoman, hear me ROAR!!

ultimatefan · 01-19-2011, 12:45 PM

HATHAWAY: So Christian, what you think of me playing Catwoman?

Timstuff · 01-19-2011, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

HATHAWAY: So Christian, what you think of me playing Catwoman?

LMAO! I knew this one would show up sooner or later.

Panthro · 01-19-2011, 02:24 PM

Gotta love Anne Hathaway.

Bat-Mite · 01-19-2011, 04:12 PM

Sean Young: Mr. Nolan, I've heard that you made the mistake of casting that imposter Anne Hathaway in my role. I know that the ink isn't dry on that contract yet, so it's not too late for you to correct your mistake. I'm puuuuuurrrrfect for the job and you know it!

Nolan: Umm, yes. Well, I think you've had a bit too much catnip, darling. Tim, I believe this is one of yours?

Burton: Yeeeeeeeeah... right. Nice try, buddy. I had to deal with that bull**** years ago. She's all yours now! Enjoy!

Nolan: ****.

01-17-2011, 01:33 PM	#1026
EliteF50 Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 3,957	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread Lmao, I love Bale's hair!

01-17-2011, 06:30 PM	#1029
Milu Batterson J. Manford III Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: BIG APPLE, 3 AM Posts: 2,353	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread Funny stuff guys. "Ruh-roh!" __________________ Join Video Armageddon!

01-17-2011, 09:33 PM	#1030
PSYLENTGuardian (500) Days Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: 강남구 Posts: 2,433	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread PETER: Is it possible to Nolanize me any more? NOLAN: Yes. PETER: I meant make me darker and grittier... NOLAN: Not at the risk of having fanboys after me.

01-18-2011, 08:29 AM	#1033
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,967	Re: The "Batman 3" caption thread MARONI: "This is me proudly not giving a rat's ass about Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Glee, Twilight or the Transformer movies." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

01-18-2011, 09:46 AM	#1034
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread Great stuff guys! Glad my sig could inspire you Panthro! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

01-18-2011, 09:47 AM	#1035
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread BALE: ...And I´d like to tell all those who keep b****ing about my Batman voice or my Terminator Salvation rant on set, they can all kiss my golden, award-winning ass! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

01-18-2011, 08:39 PM	#1036
kvz5 HBIC Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chicago Posts: 18,160	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread Bale: Steven, I told you already that you can't direct the next Batman film. Maybe next time! Spacey: Can I play the villain in the next Batman flick? Bale: Hmmmm.... I don't know... You were already in Superman! Gosling: So, Christian... Want to hook me up with Nolan? Damon: Hey Christian! Sorry I turned down The Dark Knight! Can we make a deal for The Dark Knight Rises instead? Bale: Deal!

01-19-2011, 05:02 AM	#1038
Nave 'Torment' Vigilante Detective Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: The Bat-Garage Posts: 4,726	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread hahahaha, brilliant stuff guys! The coffee-shot is a modern classic! __________________ THE JUSTICE BULLETIN published some of my thematic analysis on the symbolism in Nolan's superhero saga. I call it Heroic Archetypes. You can read the parts on Batman Begins in the following links: (pt 1; pt 2; pt 3; pt 4; pt 5; pt 6; pt 7)

01-19-2011, 05:35 AM	#1039
Charlie The Red Turkish Gold 100s Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: The Firmament Posts: 961	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread A Marvel executive infiltrates the set of "The Dark Knight" in an act of industrial sabotage. The operation was a failure, until now. __________________ Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit

01-19-2011, 05:54 AM	#1040
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread Great stuff guys! Everybody wants a piece of the Batman action! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

01-19-2011, 06:03 AM	#1041
elgaz Side-Kick Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,533	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread BATMAN : "I hope you don't mind, but I figured sugar wouldn't do it for you so I had Alfred drop a little sulphuric acid into that coffee to sweeten things up" SUPERMAN: "Well, to be honest Bruce, it's still a little bland. Surely with all your wonders in the Batcave you could have come up with something stronger?" BATMAN: "Would you like 2 teaspoonfuls of Kryptonite next time? Shut the f**k up and be grateful."

01-19-2011, 09:40 AM	#1042
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread hehehe __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

01-19-2011, 09:48 AM	#1043
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread BALE: How about like this? RDJ: No man, I told you. Everybody knows you never go full retard. Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

01-19-2011, 09:51 AM	#1044
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread Bale´s reaction to finding out his next movie is about a guy who bangs 13 women. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

01-19-2011, 12:43 PM	#1046
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread Thanks! HATHAWAY: I´m the new Catwoman, hear me ROAR!! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

01-19-2011, 12:45 PM	#1047
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread HATHAWAY: So Christian, what you think of me playing Catwoman? __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

01-19-2011, 02:24 PM	#1049
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,967	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread Gotta love Anne Hathaway. __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

01-19-2011, 04:12 PM	#1050
Bat-Mite Side-Kick Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,523	Re: The Dark Knight Rises caption thread Sean Young: Mr. Nolan, I've heard that you made the mistake of casting that imposter Anne Hathaway in my role. I know that the ink isn't dry on that contract yet, so it's not too late for you to correct your mistake. I'm puuuuuurrrrfect for the job and you know it! Nolan: Umm, yes. Well, I think you've had a bit too much catnip, darling. Tim, I believe this is one of yours? Burton: Yeeeeeeeeah... right. Nice try, buddy. I had to deal with that bull** years ago. She's all yours now! Enjoy! Nolan: *. __________________ You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility... A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. - Ash, Alien* Do you like to look at men in rubber bat suits? If so, then this is the perfect site for you. ;) Batman-News.com

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