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Old 01-17-2011, 01:33 PM   #1026
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Lmao, I love Bale's hair!

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SUPERMAN: So, how about that new Spidey costume?
BATMAN: Well, we havenŽt seen all of it, but the changes seem to be mostly minor, except for the absence of the waist strap and those elongated chest spider legs, which looked a bit weird to me. But many fans are happy that now he has web shooters.
SUPERMAN; Dunno, doesnŽt that make the suit look a little, say... robotic?
BATMAN: Worked for my movies...you know what they say about mimicry...
SUPERMAN: Go to Hell.


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Old 01-17-2011, 06:27 PM   #1028
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"Hey Christian, congrats on the Globe tonight!"



"Christian? Did he say Christian? My identity...exposed! Must-get-to-Caine-in-limo-quickly -"



"MUCH BETTER!!!! NOW, DO I LOOK LIKE AN ACTOR!?!?!?!"

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Funny stuff guys.


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PETER: Is it possible to Nolanize me any more?


NOLAN: Yes.


PETER: I meant make me darker and grittier...


NOLAN: Not at the risk of having fanboys after me.

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PETER: Is it possible to Nolanize me any more?


NOLAN: Yes.


PETER: I meant make me darker and grittier...


NOLAN: Not at the risk of having fanboys after me.
Hahahahahahaha

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PETER: Is it possible to Nolanize me any more?


NOLAN: Yes.


PETER: I meant make me darker and grittier...


NOLAN: Not at the risk of having fanboys after me.
Lmfao

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Old 01-18-2011, 08:29 AM   #1033
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MARONI: "This is me proudly not giving a rat's ass about Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Glee, Twilight or the Transformer movies."

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Old 01-18-2011, 09:46 AM   #1034
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Great stuff guys! Glad my sig could inspire you Panthro!

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BALE: ...And IŽd like to tell all those who keep b****ing about my Batman voice or my Terminator Salvation rant on set, they can all kiss my golden, award-winning ass!

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Old 01-18-2011, 08:39 PM   #1036
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Bale: Steven, I told you already that you can't direct the next Batman film. Maybe next time!


Spacey: Can I play the villain in the next Batman flick?
Bale: Hmmmm.... I don't know... You were already in Superman!


Gosling: So, Christian... Want to hook me up with Nolan?


Damon: Hey Christian! Sorry I turned down The Dark Knight! Can we make a deal for The Dark Knight Rises instead?
Bale: Deal!

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Old 01-18-2011, 10:05 PM   #1037
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BALE: ...And IŽd like to tell all those who keep b****ing about my Batman voice or my Terminator Salvation rant on set, they can all kiss my golden, award-winning ass!

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hahahaha, brilliant stuff guys! The coffee-shot is a modern classic!

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*A Marvel executive infiltrates the set of "The Dark Knight" in an act of industrial sabotage. The operation was a failure, until now.*

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Great stuff guys! Everybody wants a piece of the Batman action!

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Old 01-19-2011, 06:03 AM   #1041
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BATMAN : "I hope you don't mind, but I figured sugar wouldn't do it for you so I had Alfred drop a little sulphuric acid into that coffee to sweeten things up"
SUPERMAN: "Well, to be honest Bruce, it's still a little bland. Surely with all your wonders in the Batcave you could have come up with something stronger?"
BATMAN: "Would you like 2 teaspoonfuls of Kryptonite next time? Shut the f**k up and be grateful."

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Old 01-19-2011, 09:40 AM   #1042
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BALE: How about like this?



RDJ: No man, I told you. Everybody knows you never go full retard. Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...

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BaleŽs reaction to finding out his next movie is about a guy who bangs 13 women.

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*A Marvel executive infiltrates the set of "The Dark Knight" in an act of industrial sabotage. The operation was a failure, until now.*
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Damn Marvel executives.

The Tropic Thunder gag was well timed.

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Thanks!


HATHAWAY: IŽm the new Catwoman, hear me ROAR!!

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HATHAWAY: So Christian, what you think of me playing Catwoman?



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HATHAWAY: So Christian, what you think of me playing Catwoman?


LMAO! I knew this one would show up sooner or later.

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Gotta love Anne Hathaway.

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Sean Young: Mr. Nolan, I've heard that you made the mistake of casting that imposter Anne Hathaway in my role. I know that the ink isn't dry on that contract yet, so it's not too late for you to correct your mistake. I'm puuuuuurrrrfect for the job and you know it!



Nolan: Umm, yes. Well, I think you've had a bit too much catnip, darling. Tim, I believe this is one of yours?



Burton: Yeeeeeeeeah... right. Nice try, buddy. I had to deal with that bull**** years ago. She's all yours now! Enjoy!



Nolan: ****.

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