Thor caption thread - Part 1

Thread Manager · 01-24-2011, 05:29 PM

This is a continuation thread, the old thread is Here

ultimatefan · 01-24-2011, 05:29 PM

We haven´t got pics yet, but I think time has come to start one.

THOR: Finally the god of thunder has been cast, salute Chris Hemsworth!
IRON MAN: Who the f*** is Chris Hemsworth?
THOR: Shut your mouth.

Panthro · 01-24-2011, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

THOR: Just the announcement of Anne Hathaway being cast as Catwoman CRASHED THE BOARDS?! C´mon, we´ve had tons of announcements, pictures, even a trailer, and we NOT ONCE crashed the boards!!
REED: Are you really trying to compare your popularity with the Batman mythos?
THOR: Do you really want to get into that argument, Mr. "Fox made our franchise a Men In Black´s poor cousin"?
REED: Sorry.

Hahahahahahahahahaha :awesome:

Stupid Fox. :doh:

ultimatefan · 01-25-2011, 11:50 AM

Thanks!

ultimatefan · 01-25-2011, 11:54 AM

PORTMAN: If getting an Oscar nomination for a movie where I do a hot lesbian scene with Mila Kunis doesn´t make people forget my Star Wars prequels fiasco, nothing will!

Bren · 01-29-2011, 06:13 AM

Thor: You were supposed to take the hammer from me, not shove it up my ass!!!

ultimatefan · 01-29-2011, 06:14 AM

Poor Thor.

ultimatefan · 01-29-2011, 06:18 AM

KUNIS: Oh Megan Fox...
PORTMAN: What did you just say?
KUNIS; huh nothing baby. I love you!

Panthro · 02-02-2011, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bren

Thor: You were supposed to take the hammer from me, not shove it up my ass!!!

Bwahahahahahaha

Yours were funny too UF

BigThor · 02-03-2011, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

We haven´t got pics yet, but I think time has come to start one.

THOR: Finally the god of thunder has been cast, salute Chris Hemsworth!
IRON MAN: Who the f*** is Chris Hemsworth?
THOR: Shut your mouth.

Hahahahaha funny stuff UF

Panthro · 02-03-2011, 05:44 PM

THOR: "Stop complaining that Nolan's Batman isn't a detective! He's still learning how to be Batman! He's not gonna be a perfect detective right off the bat! And stop complaining about him running over cop cars with the Tumbler and being on the run from the cops for crimes he didn't commit, it's happened in the comics you know!"

BigThor · 02-03-2011, 08:50 PM

THOR: And they said my movie costume isn't badass...BOX OFFICE PREPARE TO TASTE MY WRATH!!!
BOX OFFICE: Ohhhh sh**!!!!
THOR: FOR MIDGARD!!!

SIF: What's so good about Asgard? Is there something you're hiding from me Thor?

THOR: Well ummm...FOR ODIN, FOR ASGAAAARD!!!

Panthro · 02-03-2011, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigThor

THOR: And they said my movie costume isn't badass...BOX OFFICE PREPARE TO TASTE MY WRATH!!!
BOX OFFICE: Ohhhh sh**!!!!
THOR: FOR MIDGARD!!!

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0PDoTEabEtNGiEA94qjzbkF/SIG=12jkigo90/EXP=1296817306/**http%3a//www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2010/12/sif.jpg[/IMG]
SIF: What's so good about Asgard? Is there something you're hiding from me Thor?

THOR: Well ummm...FOR ODIN, FOR ASGAAAARD!!!

Hehehehehehe

BigThor · 02-03-2011, 09:24 PM

I fixed it Panthro, so got quote the new version

ultimatefan · 02-05-2011, 12:47 PM

THOR: C´mon, I know it´s gonna be the very first Captain America footage, but I have a Super Bowl spot too! Would it KILL you nerds to get a little more excited?!

kedrell · 02-05-2011, 01:07 PM

Hehehe, well be fair Thor and share the love since you already had your trailer out and it was well received. At least you're getting a Superbowl spot. Green Lantern won't even be showing up.

BigThor · 02-06-2011, 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

THOR: C´mon, I know it´s gonna be the very first Captain America footage, but I have a Super Bowl spot too! Would it KILL you nerds to get a little more excited?!

Hahahaha...I agree

I also agree with your signature, curvy >>> thin, in my opinion

Panthro · 02-06-2011, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

THOR: C´mon, I know it´s gonna be the very first Captain America footage, but I have a Super Bowl spot too! Would it KILL you nerds to get a little more excited?!

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

BigThor · 02-07-2011, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthro

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

Funny stuff indeed

ultimatefan · 02-07-2011, 10:46 AM

Thanks guys! Yeah, my sig was inspired by some douchebags in the Batman boards accusing Anne Hathaway, believe ir ot nor, of being overweight. Probably the same who now say pre-serum Steve Rogers is too skinny.

Tom Rothman? Nah, but I get that a lot!

Panthro · 02-07-2011, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Thanks guys! Yeah, my sig was inspired by some douchebags in the Batman boards accusing Anne Hathaway, believe ir ot nor, of being overweight. Probably the same who now say pre-serum Steve Rogers is too skinny.

Tom Rothman? Nah, but I get that a lot!

Bwahahahahahahahaha

steintym · 02-07-2011, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Thanks guys! Yeah, my sig was inspired by some douchebags in the Batman boards accusing Anne Hathaway, believe ir ot nor, of being overweight. Probably the same who now say pre-serum Steve Rogers is too skinny.

Tom Rothman? Nah, but I get that a lot!

Nice!

BigThor · 02-07-2011, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Thanks guys! Yeah, my sig was inspired by some douchebags in the Batman boards accusing Anne Hathaway, believe ir ot nor, of being overweight. Probably the same who now say pre-serum Steve Rogers is too skinny.

Tom Rothman? Nah, but I get that a lot!

I think Anne Hathaway is alot more on the "thin" side, I dnt see how someone could call her overweight.

Hahahaha at the Frost monster...lol

Timstuff · 02-11-2011, 02:18 PM

Tony: "Yo MC, gimme a beat that I can kick my buddy's ass to!"

Thor: "Verily, my comrade!"

BigThor · 02-11-2011, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timstuff

Tony: "Yo MC, gimme a beat that I can kick my buddy's ass to!"

Thor: "Verily, my comrade!"

Hehehehe, nice one Tim

01-24-2011, 05:29 PM	#1
Thread Manager SHH! Moderator Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1	Re: Thor caption thread This is a continuation thread, the old thread is Here

01-24-2011, 05:29 PM	#2
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Thor caption thread We haven´t got pics yet, but I think time has come to start one. THOR: Finally the god of thunder has been cast, salute Chris Hemsworth! IRON MAN: Who the f*** is Chris Hemsworth? THOR: Shut your mouth. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

01-25-2011, 11:50 AM	#4
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Thanks! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

01-25-2011, 11:54 AM	#5
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 PORTMAN: If getting an Oscar nomination for a movie where I do a hot lesbian scene with Mila Kunis doesn´t make people forget my Star Wars prequels fiasco, nothing will! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

01-29-2011, 06:13 AM	#6
Bren Forevernoob Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,150	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Thor: You were supposed to take the hammer from me, not shove it up my ass!!!

01-29-2011, 06:14 AM	#7
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Poor Thor. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

01-29-2011, 06:18 AM	#8
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 KUNIS: Oh Megan Fox... PORTMAN: What did you just say? KUNIS; huh nothing baby. I love you! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

02-03-2011, 05:44 PM	#11
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,963	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 THOR: "Stop complaining that Nolan's Batman isn't a detective! He's still learning how to be Batman! He's not gonna be a perfect detective right off the bat! And stop complaining about him running over cop cars with the Tumbler and being on the run from the cops for crimes he didn't commit, it's happened in the comics you know!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-03-2011, 08:50 PM	#12
BigThor God of Thunder Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: United States Posts: 12,458	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 THOR: And they said my movie costume isn't badass...BOX OFFICE PREPARE TO TASTE MY WRATH!!! BOX OFFICE: Ohhhh sh!!!! THOR: FOR MIDGARD!!! SIF: What's so good about Asgard? Is there something you're hiding from me Thor? THOR: Well ummm...FOR ODIN, FOR ASGAAAARD!!! __________________ CAPTAIN AMERICA, THOR, IRON MAN, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, BLACK WIDOW, AND HAWKEYE THE AVENGERS Spider-Man - It's the end of the world, I'M FREAKING OUT...why aren't you freaking out? Captain America - Because I can hear it. Spider-Man - Hear what? Captain America - ....thunder cue Thor's grand entrance** Last edited by BigThor; 02-03-2011 at 09:22 PM.

02-03-2011, 09:24 PM	#14
BigThor God of Thunder Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: United States Posts: 12,458	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 I fixed it Panthro, so got quote the new version __________________ CAPTAIN AMERICA, THOR, IRON MAN, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, BLACK WIDOW, AND HAWKEYE THE AVENGERS Spider-Man - It's the end of the world, I'M FREAKING OUT...why aren't you freaking out? Captain America - Because I can hear it. Spider-Man - Hear what? Captain America - ....thunder *cue Thor's grand entrance*

02-05-2011, 12:47 PM	#15
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 THOR: C´mon, I know it´s gonna be the very first Captain America footage, but I have a Super Bowl spot too! Would it KILL you nerds to get a little more excited?! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

02-05-2011, 01:07 PM	#16
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,481	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Hehehe, well be fair Thor and share the love since you already had your trailer out and it was well received. At least you're getting a Superbowl spot. Green Lantern won't even be showing up. __________________ Holding out hope.....

02-07-2011, 10:46 AM	#20
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Thanks guys! Yeah, my sig was inspired by some douchebags in the Batman boards accusing Anne Hathaway, believe ir ot nor, of being overweight. Probably the same who now say pre-serum Steve Rogers is too skinny. Tom Rothman? Nah, but I get that a lot! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

02-11-2011, 02:18 PM	#24
Timstuff Banned User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Connecticut Posts: 19,920	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Tony: "Yo MC, gimme a beat that I can kick my buddy's ass to!" Thor: "Verily, my comrade!"

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