Thor caption thread - Part 1 - Page 4

Panthro · 02-23-2011, 02:55 PM

THOR: "Fear not fair maiden, I'll not let this Anakin Skywalker person harm you!"
JANE: "Of all the superheroes in the world and I get stuck with the one who's also a Star Wars fanboy."

ultimatefan · 02-25-2011, 06:33 AM

Great stuff guys!

JANE: Faith is when you say everything is possible. Insanity is when you mean it.
THOR: Whoa.

BigThor · 02-25-2011, 06:50 AM

Pure comedy, Ultimate

Panthro · 02-25-2011, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Great stuff guys!

JANE: Faith is when you say everything is possible. Insanity is when you mean it.
THOR: Whoa.

Hahahahaha

Panthro · 02-25-2011, 06:47 PM

JANE: "This one time at band camp I shoved a flute up my pu$$y."
THOR: "

"

Punk&ComicBooks · 02-25-2011, 06:56 PM

^

BigThor · 02-26-2011, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthro

JANE: "This one time at band camp I shoved a flute up my pu$$y."
THOR: "

"

HAHAHAHA

Panthro · 02-26-2011, 05:30 PM

Thanks guys

ultimatefan · 03-01-2011, 08:09 AM

PORTMAN: Hah. now that I won an Oscar, I don´t have to give a crap to this comic book movie anymore!

THOR: Damn you, woman! What am I gonna do now?!

JAIMIE ALEXANDER: Well, you can spend more screentime with me...

THOR: Praise the mighty Odin!

Panthro · 03-01-2011, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

PORTMAN: Hah. now that I won an Oscar, I don´t have to give a crap to this comic book movie anymore!

THOR: Damn you, woman! What am I gonna do now?!

JAIMIE ALEXANDER: Well, you can spend more screentime with me...

THOR: Praise the mighty Odin!

BigThor · 03-02-2011, 01:02 AM

Good one

elgaz · 03-02-2011, 02:15 AM

Jane : "You do know that is possibly the most vile coat I have EVER seen on a man? Like seriously, who taught you how to dress ...... the Hulk? Are there no mirrors in Asgard??"
Thor : "Silence, treacherous wench! Before I cast thee asunder into thine flames!"

BigThor · 03-02-2011, 02:37 AM

Hahahaha, I like that one Elgaz

ultimatefan · 03-03-2011, 12:53 PM

WHAT THOR IS SAYING:

THOR: All that matters to me is to love you and nurture you, to satisfy all your emotional needs, to discuss all that needs to be discussed, to just talk and hold your hand when all you want is to talk and hold my hand...

WHAT HE´S ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT:

Panthro · 03-03-2011, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

WHAT THOR IS SAYING:

THOR: All that matters to me is to love you and nurture you, to satisfy all your emotional needs, to discuss all that needs to be discussed, to just talk and hold your hand when all you want is to talk and hold my hand...

WHAT HE´S ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT:

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

Panthro · 03-03-2011, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgaz

Jane : "You do know that is possibly the most vile coat I have EVER seen on a man? Like seriously, who taught you how to dress ...... the Hulk? Are there no mirrors in Asgard??"
Thor : "Silence, treacherous wench! Before I cast thee asunder into thine flames!"

Hahahahahahaha

3dman27 · 03-04-2011, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

PORTMAN: Hah. now that I won an Oscar, I don´t have to give a crap to this comic book movie anymore!

THOR: Praise the mighty Odin!

mortal,i say thee NAY

kedrell · 03-04-2011, 03:50 PM

Natalie: "Ok,so if I sleep with you then you'll agree to kick Mike Huckabee's @$$?"
Thor: "Verily."

Panthro · 03-04-2011, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kedrell

Natalie: "Ok,so if I sleep with you then you'll agree to kick Mike Huckabee's @$$?"
Thor: "Verily."

Hahahahahahahahaha

ultimatefan · 03-05-2011, 08:16 AM

Thanks Panthro! Cool one Ked!

ultimatefan · 03-05-2011, 08:18 AM

THOR: So, according to actual Norse mythology, I´m a crass, sleazy, bullish kinda guy?

JANE: That is correct.

THOR: That was a cool thing to learn now that we´re all alone together in the dark, my b****!

JANE: Oh, crap.

Panthro · 03-05-2011, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

THOR: So, according to actual Norse mythology, I´m a crass, sleazy, bullish kinda guy?

JANE: That is correct.

THOR: That was a cool thing to learn now that we´re all alone together in the dark, my b****!

JANE: Oh, crap.

ultimatefan · 03-06-2011, 07:36 AM

THOR: I don´t feel so good, nurse Foster, can you please examine me?

JANE: Actually, in the movie I´m not a nurse, I´m an astrophysicist.

THOR: Stupid Hollywood, now all superhero girlfriends have to be scientists or lawyers, they´re ruining it for us!!

Vartha · 03-06-2011, 11:43 AM

heh turn your head and Cough comes to mind

Panthro · 03-06-2011, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

THOR: I don´t feel so good, nurse Foster, can you please examine me?

JANE: Actually, in the movie I´m not a nurse, I´m an astrophysicist.

THOR: Stupid Hollywood, now all superhero girlfriends have to be scientists or lawyers, they´re ruining it for us!!

Bwahahahahahahaha, poor Thor...

02-23-2011, 02:55 PM	#76
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,885	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 THOR: "Fear not fair maiden, I'll not let this Anakin Skywalker person harm you!" JANE: "Of all the superheroes in the world and I get stuck with the one who's also a Star Wars fanboy." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-25-2011, 06:33 AM	#77
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Great stuff guys! JANE: Faith is when you say everything is possible. Insanity is when you mean it. THOR: Whoa. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

02-25-2011, 06:50 AM	#78
BigThor God of Thunder Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: United States Posts: 12,348	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Pure comedy, Ultimate __________________ CAPTAIN AMERICA, THOR, IRON MAN, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, BLACK WIDOW, AND HAWKEYE THE AVENGERS Spider-Man - It's the end of the world, I'M FREAKING OUT...why aren't you freaking out? Captain America - Because I can hear it. Spider-Man - Hear what? Captain America - ....thunder *cue Thor's grand entrance* Last edited by BigThor; 02-26-2011 at 06:48 AM.

02-25-2011, 06:47 PM	#80
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,885	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 JANE: "This one time at band camp I shoved a flute up my pu$$y." THOR: "" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

02-25-2011, 06:56 PM	#81
Punk&ComicBooks Side-Kick Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New York Posts: 671	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 ^

02-26-2011, 05:30 PM	#83
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,885	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Thanks guys __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

03-01-2011, 08:09 AM	#84
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 PORTMAN: Hah. now that I won an Oscar, I don´t have to give a crap to this comic book movie anymore! THOR: Damn you, woman! What am I gonna do now?! JAIMIE ALEXANDER: Well, you can spend more screentime with me... THOR: Praise the mighty Odin! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

03-02-2011, 01:02 AM	#86
BigThor God of Thunder Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: United States Posts: 12,348	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Good one __________________ CAPTAIN AMERICA, THOR, IRON MAN, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, BLACK WIDOW, AND HAWKEYE THE AVENGERS Spider-Man - It's the end of the world, I'M FREAKING OUT...why aren't you freaking out? Captain America - Because I can hear it. Spider-Man - Hear what? Captain America - ....thunder *cue Thor's grand entrance*

03-02-2011, 02:15 AM	#87
elgaz Side-Kick Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,441	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Jane : "You do know that is possibly the most vile coat I have EVER seen on a man? Like seriously, who taught you how to dress ...... the Hulk? Are there no mirrors in Asgard??" Thor : "Silence, treacherous wench! Before I cast thee asunder into thine flames!"

03-02-2011, 02:37 AM	#88
BigThor God of Thunder Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: United States Posts: 12,348	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Hahahaha, I like that one Elgaz __________________ CAPTAIN AMERICA, THOR, IRON MAN, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, BLACK WIDOW, AND HAWKEYE THE AVENGERS Spider-Man - It's the end of the world, I'M FREAKING OUT...why aren't you freaking out? Captain America - Because I can hear it. Spider-Man - Hear what? Captain America - ....thunder *cue Thor's grand entrance*

03-03-2011, 12:53 PM	#89
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 WHAT THOR IS SAYING: THOR: All that matters to me is to love you and nurture you, to satisfy all your emotional needs, to discuss all that needs to be discussed, to just talk and hold your hand when all you want is to talk and hold my hand... WHAT HE´S ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT: __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

03-04-2011, 03:50 PM	#93
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,348	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Natalie: "Ok,so if I sleep with you then you'll agree to kick Mike Huckabee's @$$?" Thor: "Verily." __________________ Holding out hope.....

03-05-2011, 08:16 AM	#95
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Thanks Panthro! Cool one Ked! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

03-05-2011, 08:18 AM	#96
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 THOR: So, according to actual Norse mythology, I´m a crass, sleazy, bullish kinda guy? JANE: That is correct. THOR: That was a cool thing to learn now that we´re all alone together in the dark, my b****! JANE: Oh, crap. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

03-06-2011, 07:36 AM	#98
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 THOR: I don´t feel so good, nurse Foster, can you please examine me? JANE: Actually, in the movie I´m not a nurse, I´m an astrophysicist. THOR: Stupid Hollywood, now all superhero girlfriends have to be scientists or lawyers, they´re ruining it for us!! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

03-06-2011, 11:43 AM	#99
Vartha Mod of Thunder SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: north west Arkansas Posts: 21,750	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 heh turn your head and Cough comes to mind __________________ Responsibility, Duty, Honor these are not mere virtues to which we must aspire they're Essential...to every soldier ....to every King. THOR MAY 6TH 2011 http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group...ghtythormovie/

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