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Old 02-23-2011, 02:55 PM   #76
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THOR: "Fear not fair maiden, I'll not let this Anakin Skywalker person harm you!"
JANE: "Of all the superheroes in the world and I get stuck with the one who's also a Star Wars fanboy."

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Old 02-25-2011, 06:33 AM   #77
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Great stuff guys!


JANE: Faith is when you say everything is possible. Insanity is when you mean it.
THOR: Whoa.

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Old 02-25-2011, 06:50 AM   #78
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Pure comedy, Ultimate

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Old 02-25-2011, 06:41 PM   #79
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Great stuff guys!


JANE: Faith is when you say everything is possible. Insanity is when you mean it.
THOR: Whoa.
Hahahahaha

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JANE: "This one time at band camp I shoved a flute up my pu$$y."
THOR: ""

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Old 02-25-2011, 06:56 PM   #81
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Old 02-26-2011, 06:47 AM   #82
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JANE: "This one time at band camp I shoved a flute up my pu$$y."
THOR: ""
HAHAHAHA

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Old 02-26-2011, 05:30 PM   #83
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Old 03-01-2011, 08:09 AM   #84
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PORTMAN: Hah. now that I won an Oscar, I dont have to give a crap to this comic book movie anymore!


THOR: Damn you, woman! What am I gonna do now?!


JAIMIE ALEXANDER: Well, you can spend more screentime with me...


THOR: Praise the mighty Odin!

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Old 03-01-2011, 11:33 AM   #85
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PORTMAN: Hah. now that I won an Oscar, I dont have to give a crap to this comic book movie anymore!


THOR: Damn you, woman! What am I gonna do now?!


JAIMIE ALEXANDER: Well, you can spend more screentime with me...


THOR: Praise the mighty Odin!

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Old 03-02-2011, 01:02 AM   #86
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Old 03-02-2011, 02:15 AM   #87
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Jane : "You do know that is possibly the most vile coat I have EVER seen on a man? Like seriously, who taught you how to dress ...... the Hulk? Are there no mirrors in Asgard??"
Thor : "Silence, treacherous wench! Before I cast thee asunder into thine flames!"

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Old 03-02-2011, 02:37 AM   #88
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Hahahaha, I like that one Elgaz

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Old 03-03-2011, 12:53 PM   #89
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WHAT THOR IS SAYING:


THOR: All that matters to me is to love you and nurture you, to satisfy all your emotional needs, to discuss all that needs to be discussed, to just talk and hold your hand when all you want is to talk and hold my hand...


WHAT HES ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT:


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WHAT THOR IS SAYING:


THOR: All that matters to me is to love you and nurture you, to satisfy all your emotional needs, to discuss all that needs to be discussed, to just talk and hold your hand when all you want is to talk and hold my hand...


WHAT HES ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT:

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Old 03-03-2011, 06:41 PM   #91
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Jane : "You do know that is possibly the most vile coat I have EVER seen on a man? Like seriously, who taught you how to dress ...... the Hulk? Are there no mirrors in Asgard??"
Thor : "Silence, treacherous wench! Before I cast thee asunder into thine flames!"
Hahahahahahaha

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Old 03-04-2011, 07:51 AM   #92
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PORTMAN: Hah. now that I won an Oscar, I dont have to give a crap to this comic book movie anymore!




THOR: Praise the mighty Odin!
mortal,i say thee NAY

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Natalie: "Ok,so if I sleep with you then you'll agree to kick Mike Huckabee's @$$?"
Thor: "Verily."

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Natalie: "Ok,so if I sleep with you then you'll agree to kick Mike Huckabee's @$$?"
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Thanks Panthro! Cool one Ked!

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THOR: So, according to actual Norse mythology, Im a crass, sleazy, bullish kinda guy?

JANE: That is correct.

THOR: That was a cool thing to learn now that were all alone together in the dark, my b****!

JANE: Oh, crap.

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THOR: So, according to actual Norse mythology, Im a crass, sleazy, bullish kinda guy?

JANE: That is correct.

THOR: That was a cool thing to learn now that were all alone together in the dark, my b****!

JANE: Oh, crap.

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THOR: I dont feel so good, nurse Foster, can you please examine me?

JANE: Actually, in the movie Im not a nurse, Im an astrophysicist.

THOR: Stupid Hollywood, now all superhero girlfriends have to be scientists or lawyers, theyre ruining it for us!!

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heh turn your head and Cough comes to mind

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THOR: I dont feel so good, nurse Foster, can you please examine me?

JANE: Actually, in the movie Im not a nurse, Im an astrophysicist.

THOR: Stupid Hollywood, now all superhero girlfriends have to be scientists or lawyers, theyre ruining it for us!!
Bwahahahahahahaha, poor Thor...

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