Thor caption thread - Part 1 - Page 5

Panthro · 03-06-2011, 05:49 PM

THOR: "Jane, listen, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take a genius to figure out that all the problems of a strapping bad ass Viking thunder god and a cute little brunette just don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. But for what it's worth, we'll always have Ontario, Canada. Now... here's looking at you, kid."

BigThor · 03-07-2011, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

THOR: I don´t feel so good, nurse Foster, can you please examine me?

JANE: Actually, in the movie I´m not a nurse, I´m an astrophysicist.

THOR: Stupid Hollywood, now all superhero girlfriends have to be scientists or lawyers, they´re ruining it for us!!

Funny stuff, but it's true as well

3dman27 · 03-07-2011, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

thor"jane foster you have the beauty and grace of a goddess"

mc7791 · 03-07-2011, 07:06 PM

Thor: Jane Foster look at your man and look back at me, now back to your man, now back to me, sadly he isnt me but if he stopped being a wimp he could be more like me if he learned how to combat Frost Giants and control the elements he could be like me.
Look down, back up where are you? You are in Asgard with a man that your man could be like, whats in your hand, back at me: its an oyster with 2 tickets to the Le Mis, look again I have turned them into diamonds.
Anything is possible when your man is a Thunder God and not a wimp, I have a hammer.

mc7791 · 03-07-2011, 07:09 PM

Thor: Jane your beauty and grace has captivated me like no other Asgardian woman.
Jane: I also have the Oscar.
Thor: that too

mc7791 · 03-07-2011, 07:11 PM

Chris: Hey Natalie you do a Love scene with Mila Kunis and get the Oscar... do you think that could help me?
Natalie: It couldnt hurt

Panthro · 03-07-2011, 09:20 PM

Funny stuff mc

Punk&ComicBooks · 03-07-2011, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mc7791

Thor: Jane Foster look at your man and look back at me, now back to your man, now back to me, sadly he isnt me but if he stopped being a wimp he could be more like me if he learned how to combat Frost Giants and control the elements he could be like me.
Look down, back up where are you? You are in Asgard with a man that your man could be like, whats in your hand, back at me: its an oyster with 2 tickets to the Le Mis, look again I have turned them into diamonds.
Anything is possible when your man is a Thunder God and not a wimp, I have a hammer.

Great stuff mc, but this one was my favorite! "I have a hammer" lmao I can see Thor now raising it to the sky yelling "Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-POWER!" lol

Punk&ComicBooks · 03-07-2011, 09:45 PM

Thor: I tell you, in Asgard I get no respect. One time when I was a child I was kidnapped by Frost Giants and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father Odin, he said he wanted more proof.

Panthro · 03-07-2011, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punk&ComicBooks

Thor: I tell you, in Asgard I get no respect. One time when I was a child I was kidnapped by Frost Giants and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father Odin, he said he wanted more proof.

hehehehehehehehe

John Locke · 03-07-2011, 11:14 PM

Thor: I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.
Jane: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard. And you stole it from a movie.

ultimatefan · 03-08-2011, 06:37 AM

Great stuff guys!

ultimatefan · 03-08-2011, 06:40 AM

THOR: For you, I´d behead Frost Giants and drink the blood from their necks!

FOSTER: What?! That´s horrible!

THOR: Really? In Asgard it´s considered pretty romantic.

FOSTER: How about give me some flowers?

THOR: Wow, I didn´t think you were THAT perverted...

Panthro · 03-08-2011, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

THOR: For you, I´d behead Frost Giants and drink the blood from their necks!

FOSTER: What?! That´s horrible!

THOR: Really? In Asgard it´s considered pretty romantic.

FOSTER: How about give me some flowers?

THOR: Wow, I didn´t think you were THAT perverted...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

mc7791 · 03-08-2011, 04:35 PM

Thor: do you know what would make this night more special?
Jane: Cuddling together in a sleeping bag?
Thor: No, a group of trolls arriving and me beating them to a pulp. Then we dance and make merry around the remains.
Jane: Asgardian rituals are weird.

mc7791 · 03-08-2011, 04:39 PM

Thor: Jane my sweet I am about to battle the Destroyer armor. If I dont make it will you remember me?
Jane: I will look lovingly at the pic of you my friend posted on facebook and be very heartfelt.
Thor: Cool, I think.

Panthro · 03-08-2011, 08:58 PM

Both of those were great mc

Panthro · 03-08-2011, 09:18 PM

THOR: "Tell me Jane, do you like movies about gladiators?"
JANE: "No."
THOR: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
JANE: "A couple of times."
THOR: "Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
JANE: "Take me home."

mc7791 · 03-10-2011, 04:36 PM

Jane: Thor you might be powerful and all.....
Thor: I am mighty!!
Jane: whatever, deal is, is that I have the real power around here!!
Thor: you mean you a mere Midgard mortal have a power greater than Thor or my father Odin?!!
Jane: Yes its called the Oscar!!
Thor: Blast trumped by all things, Not Loki, Not the Destroyer, or even my own father but the academy!!! There is no justice!!

Panthro · 03-10-2011, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mc7791

Jane: Thor you might be powerful and all.....
Thor: I am mighty!!
Jane: whatever, deal is, is that I have the real power around here!!
Thor: you mean you a mere Midgard mortal have a power greater than Thor or my father Odin?!!
Jane: Yes its called the Oscar!!
Thor: Blast trumped by all things, Not Loki, Not the Destroyer, or even my own father but the academy!!! There is no justice!!

Bwahahahahahaha

wobbly · 03-11-2011, 06:40 PM

Jane: sniffs..Can you smell pop-tarts?
Thor: Verilly.
Jane: Ewww...

Vartha · 03-11-2011, 06:42 PM

lol

Panthro · 03-12-2011, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobbly

Jane: sniffs..Can you smell pop-tarts?
Thor: Verilly.
Jane: Ewww...

Hehehehehe

ultimatefan · 03-13-2011, 10:48 AM

Great stuff guys!

mc7791 · 03-13-2011, 01:49 PM

Announcer: where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

03-06-2011, 05:49 PM	#101
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,963	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 THOR: "Jane, listen, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take a genius to figure out that all the problems of a strapping bad ass Viking thunder god and a cute little brunette just don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. But for what it's worth, we'll always have Ontario, Canada. Now... here's looking at you, kid." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

03-07-2011, 07:06 PM	#104
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 915	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Thor: Jane Foster look at your man and look back at me, now back to your man, now back to me, sadly he isnt me but if he stopped being a wimp he could be more like me if he learned how to combat Frost Giants and control the elements he could be like me. Look down, back up where are you? You are in Asgard with a man that your man could be like, whats in your hand, back at me: its an oyster with 2 tickets to the Le Mis, look again I have turned them into diamonds. Anything is possible when your man is a Thunder God and not a wimp, I have a hammer.

03-07-2011, 07:09 PM	#105
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 915	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Thor: Jane your beauty and grace has captivated me like no other Asgardian woman. Jane: I also have the Oscar. Thor: that too

03-07-2011, 07:11 PM	#106
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 915	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Chris: Hey Natalie you do a Love scene with Mila Kunis and get the Oscar... do you think that could help me? Natalie: It couldnt hurt

03-07-2011, 09:20 PM	#107
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,963	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Funny stuff mc __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

03-07-2011, 09:45 PM	#109
Punk&ComicBooks Side-Kick Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New York Posts: 671	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Thor: I tell you, in Asgard I get no respect. One time when I was a child I was kidnapped by Frost Giants and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father Odin, he said he wanted more proof.

03-07-2011, 11:14 PM	#111
John Locke One is Dark One is Light Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,293	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Thor: I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig. Jane: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard. And you stole it from a movie. __________________ I am John Locke or am I?

03-08-2011, 06:37 AM	#112
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Great stuff guys! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

03-08-2011, 06:40 AM	#113
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 THOR: For you, I´d behead Frost Giants and drink the blood from their necks! FOSTER: What?! That´s horrible! THOR: Really? In Asgard it´s considered pretty romantic. FOSTER: How about give me some flowers? THOR: Wow, I didn´t think you were THAT perverted... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

03-08-2011, 04:35 PM	#115
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 915	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Thor: do you know what would make this night more special? Jane: Cuddling together in a sleeping bag? Thor: No, a group of trolls arriving and me beating them to a pulp. Then we dance and make merry around the remains. Jane: Asgardian rituals are weird. Last edited by mc7791; 03-10-2011 at 04:38 PM.

03-08-2011, 04:39 PM	#116
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 915	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Thor: Jane my sweet I am about to battle the Destroyer armor. If I dont make it will you remember me? Jane: I will look lovingly at the pic of you my friend posted on facebook and be very heartfelt. Thor: Cool, I think.

03-08-2011, 08:58 PM	#117
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,963	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Both of those were great mc __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

03-08-2011, 09:18 PM	#118
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,963	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 THOR: "Tell me Jane, do you like movies about gladiators?" JANE: "No." THOR: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" JANE: "A couple of times." THOR: "Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?" JANE: "Take me home." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

03-10-2011, 04:36 PM	#119
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 915	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Jane: Thor you might be powerful and all..... Thor: I am mighty!! Jane: whatever, deal is, is that I have the real power around here!! Thor: you mean you a mere Midgard mortal have a power greater than Thor or my father Odin?!! Jane: Yes its called the Oscar!! Thor: Blast trumped by all things, Not Loki, Not the Destroyer, or even my own father but the academy!!! There is no justice!!

03-11-2011, 06:40 PM	#121
wobbly Side-Kick Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Essex, UK Posts: 6,521	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Jane: sniffs..Can you smell pop-tarts? Thor: Verilly. Jane: Ewww... __________________ To see some gratuitous Wobbly Bits just hit the link :)

03-11-2011, 06:42 PM	#122
Vartha Mod of Thunder SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: north west Arkansas Posts: 22,212	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 lol __________________ Responsibility, Duty, Honor these are not mere virtues to which we must aspire they're Essential...to every soldier ....to every King. THOR MAY 6TH 2011 http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group...ghtythormovie/

03-13-2011, 10:48 AM	#124
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Great stuff guys! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

03-13-2011, 01:49 PM	#125
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 915	Re: Thor caption thread - Part 1 Announcer: where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

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