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Old 03-06-2011, 05:49 PM   #101
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THOR: "Jane, listen, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take a genius to figure out that all the problems of a strapping bad ass Viking thunder god and a cute little brunette just don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. But for what it's worth, we'll always have Ontario, Canada. Now... here's looking at you, kid."

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Old 03-07-2011, 12:54 AM   #102
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THOR: I donīt feel so good, nurse Foster, can you please examine me?

JANE: Actually, in the movie Iīm not a nurse, Iīm an astrophysicist.

THOR: Stupid Hollywood, now all superhero girlfriends have to be scientists or lawyers, theyīre ruining it for us!!
Funny stuff, but it's true as well

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Old 03-07-2011, 07:35 AM   #103
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thor"jane foster you have the beauty and grace of a goddess"

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Old 03-07-2011, 07:06 PM   #104
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Thor: Jane Foster look at your man and look back at me, now back to your man, now back to me, sadly he isnt me but if he stopped being a wimp he could be more like me if he learned how to combat Frost Giants and control the elements he could be like me.
Look down, back up where are you? You are in Asgard with a man that your man could be like, whats in your hand, back at me: its an oyster with 2 tickets to the Le Mis, look again I have turned them into diamonds.
Anything is possible when your man is a Thunder God and not a wimp, I have a hammer.

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Old 03-07-2011, 07:09 PM   #105
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Thor: Jane your beauty and grace has captivated me like no other Asgardian woman.
Jane: I also have the Oscar.
Thor: that too

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Old 03-07-2011, 07:11 PM   #106
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Chris: Hey Natalie you do a Love scene with Mila Kunis and get the Oscar... do you think that could help me?
Natalie: It couldnt hurt

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Old 03-07-2011, 09:20 PM   #107
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Funny stuff mc

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Old 03-07-2011, 09:40 PM   #108
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Thor: Jane Foster look at your man and look back at me, now back to your man, now back to me, sadly he isnt me but if he stopped being a wimp he could be more like me if he learned how to combat Frost Giants and control the elements he could be like me.
Look down, back up where are you? You are in Asgard with a man that your man could be like, whats in your hand, back at me: its an oyster with 2 tickets to the Le Mis, look again I have turned them into diamonds.
Anything is possible when your man is a Thunder God and not a wimp, I have a hammer.
Great stuff mc, but this one was my favorite! "I have a hammer" lmao I can see Thor now raising it to the sky yelling "Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-POWER!" lol

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Old 03-07-2011, 09:45 PM   #109
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Thor: I tell you, in Asgard I get no respect. One time when I was a child I was kidnapped by Frost Giants and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father Odin, he said he wanted more proof.

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Thor: I tell you, in Asgard I get no respect. One time when I was a child I was kidnapped by Frost Giants and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father Odin, he said he wanted more proof.
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Thor: I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.
Jane: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard. And you stole it from a movie.

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Great stuff guys!

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THOR: For you, Iīd behead Frost Giants and drink the blood from their necks!

FOSTER: What?! Thatīs horrible!

THOR: Really? In Asgard itīs considered pretty romantic.

FOSTER: How about give me some flowers?

THOR: Wow, I didnīt think you were THAT perverted...

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THOR: For you, Iīd behead Frost Giants and drink the blood from their necks!

FOSTER: What?! Thatīs horrible!

THOR: Really? In Asgard itīs considered pretty romantic.

FOSTER: How about give me some flowers?

THOR: Wow, I didnīt think you were THAT perverted...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Thor: do you know what would make this night more special?
Jane: Cuddling together in a sleeping bag?
Thor: No, a group of trolls arriving and me beating them to a pulp. Then we dance and make merry around the remains.
Jane: Asgardian rituals are weird.


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Old 03-08-2011, 04:39 PM   #116
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Thor: Jane my sweet I am about to battle the Destroyer armor. If I dont make it will you remember me?
Jane: I will look lovingly at the pic of you my friend posted on facebook and be very heartfelt.
Thor: Cool, I think.

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Both of those were great mc

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THOR: "Tell me Jane, do you like movies about gladiators?"
JANE: "No."
THOR: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
JANE: "A couple of times."
THOR: "Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
JANE: "Take me home."

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Jane: Thor you might be powerful and all.....
Thor: I am mighty!!
Jane: whatever, deal is, is that I have the real power around here!!
Thor: you mean you a mere Midgard mortal have a power greater than Thor or my father Odin?!!
Jane: Yes its called the Oscar!!
Thor: Blast trumped by all things, Not Loki, Not the Destroyer, or even my own father but the academy!!! There is no justice!!

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Jane: Thor you might be powerful and all.....
Thor: I am mighty!!
Jane: whatever, deal is, is that I have the real power around here!!
Thor: you mean you a mere Midgard mortal have a power greater than Thor or my father Odin?!!
Jane: Yes its called the Oscar!!
Thor: Blast trumped by all things, Not Loki, Not the Destroyer, or even my own father but the academy!!! There is no justice!!
Bwahahahahahaha

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Jane: sniffs..Can you smell pop-tarts?
Thor: Verilly.
Jane: Ewww...

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Jane: sniffs..Can you smell pop-tarts?
Thor: Verilly.
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Great stuff guys!

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Old 03-13-2011, 01:49 PM   #125
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