15 Minutes with Bizarro Aids

[ComicChick]

with....
Bizarro Aids

Part 1 - Your "Real" life

Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:

Join Date:
Where were you born?
Where do you currently live?
Age?
Height?
Hair color?
Eye Color?
How tall are you?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Lefty or Righty?
Do you have any siblings?
What is your current avatar and why?
How many posts do you have right now?
Post a picture of your handwriting:

What is your job?
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
what's your lucky number?
any superstitions?
What kind of cell phone do you have?
What's your default ringtone?
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

Part 2 Your Hype Life

Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
have you ever posted commando?
What brought you to the Hype?
What keeps you here?
Link us to a thread you enjoy:
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A -Friend?
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
Hype Crush?
Hype Nemesis?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

The Official 15 Minutes Sign Up Page: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350867

[Marx]

If you could only watch three movies for the rest of your life, what would they be?

[Kane52630]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Is it still real to you?

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What do batteries run on?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?



What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Are there any questions?

[Marx]

Do you believe in ghosts or paranormal activity?

[E-Man]

When was the last time you ____ _ _____ __ ____ ____ ____?

Pick 7 hypesters that you would form a superhero team with. Who are the hypesters, and what are their powers?

If you could have a weekly show featuring 5 hypesters who would you pick, and what would you talk about?

Favorite superhero?

Favorite genre of music?

What would be the title of your autobiography?

How good is AC: Brotherhood, really?

[Parker Wayne]

Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris?

Boxers, Briefs, or Commando?

If there's one person alive you would want to fight, who would you fight? Dead?

Favorite Music artist?

Favorite Sports?

Favorite Sports teams?

Screw, marry, kill; Lindsey Lohan, Paris hilton, Snooki

Who would you rather screw; Chris Evans or your fiance?

AMERICA!

Favorite smallville hero other than Clark?

[Spider-Fan]

How would you rate/rank the Marvel Studios films to this point?

[Parker Wayne]

Favorite Captain America troll: Mercurius or TheMayor?

Stupider Captain America convo: Swatiska's or Chris Evans' chest hair?

[Lord Valumart]

How far would you go to get back your favourate pair of socks?

Marshmallow or chicken?

If you were to be a woman for one day what would you do?

If you were any kind of comics book character that isn not a superhero who would it be?

[twylight]

Vanilla or Chocolate Pudding?

What's your favorite flavor jelly?

How would you propose to the girl of your dreams?

How many long boxes do you have?

How do you decide which action figures to buy?

Do you keep them in package or take them out?

How do you display them?

DC or Marvel?

Favorite Movie?

Favorite book (not a comic)?

PS3 or XBox360?

What's your ultimate "fantasy"?

[Kane52630]

Why does Wayne Brady make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X?

Some people say the cucumbers taste better pickled.

Who's Nick Cannon?

[Spider-Fan]

Why will Captain America be the best movie in the history of ever?

[BizarroAids]

Originally Posted by ComicChick

Part 1 - Your "Real" life

Join Date: May 28th 2005

Where were you born? I was born in Kansas City Missouri where I have lived most of my life.

Where do you currently live? For now, I'm in the lower part of Missouri, on the border of Tennessee. It's a very small town, the Mississippi River is literally 2 blocks away from me.

Age? 28

Height? 5'9''

Hair color? Brown with a few blonde highlights. (Good at hiding the gray!)

Eye Color? Blue-gray

How tall are you? Didn't you just ask me that? Dorito that question.

Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus) I do have 3 tattoos. Currently I don't have any pics, but one is a tribal, the 2nd one is an Eagle with his wings forming into stars of the flag, and the 3rd is a Superman symbol. The design is; it's made of steel and it looks like the sun is setting and that's what the reflection would look like.

Lefty or Righty? Righty! Unless I need to switch it up!

Do you have any siblings? Yes, I have 7. 5 older brothers and 2 sisters. One of my sisters is younger than me, the other is 2nd from the oldest of all of us.

What is your current avatar and why? It's a scene from the Cap trailer with Cap slapping someone with his shield. I chose it because it's Cap and I love him. Fap worthy!!

How many posts do you have right now? 9,076

Post a picture of your handwriting: The computer I'm using at the moment isn't allowing me to do that. But I literally write with all cap letters.

What is your job? I operate and work on heavy machinery. We also will unload different barges for other companies, such as grain, corn, fertilizers and stuff like that. On a typical day we can do 2 barges in 12 hours, it's hard work.

Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus) I have a 2001 Pontiac Grand Am (Silver) I love my car, I bought it on Sept. 11 2001. I'm actually just about to hit 145,000 miles.

If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song? The Good Life - Three Days Grace

what's your lucky number? 22

any superstitions? Maybe just one. The black cat crossing the road superstition.

What kind of cell phone do you have? Sony Ericsson TM506. It's 2 years old, just waiting to upgrade actually.

What's your default ringtone? Boyz N The Hood -Easy E, and my alarm is Remy Zero- Save Me.

What is the last movie you saw in theatres? I saw Thor for the 3rd time this past Saturday night. I took my fiance who hadn't seen it yet and was excited to finally see it.


Part 2 Your Hype Life


Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?E-Man: Because we like the same music and sports team. Plus he would throw down some major mackin' skills. Kane53360: Because I would need some tech support and we like the same movies. ComicChick: Because she's like bologna and cheese sandwiches!! Parker Wayne: Great guy and I think it would be fun living with a film student. Harls: She's like a little sister to all of us, and I think it would be fun to party with her. Manic: Just so I can have a drinking buddy!

Who is your Hype drunken duet partner? E-Man. Drunkin' duets of R&B songs would are amazing!

What will you sing? "Knockin' Da Boots" - H Town

Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life? Yeah I ran into Badger at our favorite local bar Clancy's. No, I didn't piss on him, I don't think.

have you ever posted commando? Yeah several times. It's usually when I get home from work after I take a shower, it's my cool down time. I've also been known to post while sitting on the toilet dropping a turd.

What brought you to the Hype? I would have to say the Smallville and Game Forums. The Game forums was crazy back in the day with the random convos in the lounge, and then they were taken away from us. Smallville always seemed like a second home to me, those debates were at least fun.

What keeps you here? As of now, the Cap movie and the Avengers movie. I always wondered if I would stick around after Smallville, but I know I'll at least post like crazy until Avengers is released.

Link us to a thread you enjoy: "Marvel Selects, Legends, Universe" - Products Forum. I have spent so much time in that thread.

What is your favorite Smiley?

Least favorite? I don't know why, I just really effin' hate that smiley.

you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A -Friend? Manic. The dude could for sure help me out with any science or obscure 90s' tv questions.

Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy? SuperFerret - Also a guy with a lot of knowledge, I'm sure he would walk away the winner. Erzangel - Smart guy, I imagine it being close between him and SF.

Which two Mods? C. Lee and Vartha - Just because they are the older MODs and I bet they know most of the History questions.

Hype Crush? It was Bamfer, but he broke my heart. So I'm stealing E-Man.

Hype Nemesis? I don't really want to say names. But I really get effin annoyed that misquote me and obviously didn't read what I was responding to. Also when you can't realize when I'm being sarcastic and just trying to lighten the mood, that also annoys me.

Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you. That all I do is sit around drink and piss on things. Not true. If I get too drunk that's when I have bladder issues. It's normal.

What is your Hype Pet Peeve? When debates start over the stupidest topic that then turns out to be false and just the trolling of a poster.

What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment? The Smallville Finale. Those boards where blowing up with just random Superman fans that just came to bash it. It was funny seeing them all try, and I won't forget it. It almost ranks up there with the ridiculous "Cap isn't fighting Nazis"

Thanks for the questions CC!

[enterthemadness]

Do you like posting here?

When I see your name...I think of Bizarro, Clark. Your thoughts on this?

How tall are you?

Conan on TBS or Leno on NBC? Which do you watch? Or any other late night talk show for that matter. (Carson Daly doesn't count lolololololololol)

lol looks liek those tie fighter's from Star Wars to me now. You agree?

[Scar Predator]

How many comic books/TPBs do you own? Ball park it if you can't think of an exact number.

[Bubonic]

America **** year

[BizarroAids]

Originally Posted by Marx

If you could only watch three movies for the rest of your life, what would they be?

Captain America: The First Avenger, Heat, Black Hawk Down. The latter 2 I could watch at least 2 times a week. And I'm pretty sure that Cap will blow me away and meet my expectations.

Originally Posted by Kane52630

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? You would be a death motha f***a!! 2+2=4

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? LOL. No, what would be the point? If I'm going to shoot a mime I want the loudest, biggest gun. Maybe a .50 caliber or a 20 MM.

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? Because Manic would be the first one to point it out.

Is there another word for synonym? Wow, thanks for killing my buzz.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Question. Where do you come up with these questions? These don't seem like Kane questions to me.

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Yes, you have to sterilize all needles. I think even Junkies do it from time to time.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Do they taste like chicken?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Hell no! Regardless of what women say, we are right more than they like to admit. If it wasn't for us, they wouldn't know when it's time to change their brakes.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Yes?

How young can you die of old age? "Childhood is over the day you realize you're going to die"

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? Kane...seriously don't do this to the next person. This is horrible. I just lost 5 minutes that I'll NEVER get back because of you.

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? Just one. The Goddamn Batman.

Is it still real to you? BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMM.

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen. 1. Clocks - Coldplay 2. World So Cold - Three Days Grace 3. Derezzed - Daft Punk 4. Every teardrop is a waterfall - Coldplay 5. Bum in the Night - Here Come The Mummies

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Naked. Because he has a home in the sewers, with Splinter and his 3 other brothers. Duh.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? Because they are retards.

What do batteries run on? That's what she said.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? ..........

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them? I have 2. The first one was for posting an image that was "implied racism" and even though people post stuff like that all the time, I was not given a warning. It would have been much more civil for the MOD to just take the pic down and inform me that it was bad. They do it all the time without giving out infractions, but obviously that day they were hatin'.

The second one I got was for using harsh language towards a hype member. I deserved it and welcomed it. Actually he deserved everything I said to him. I was mad that his infraction was taken away and he felt the need to brag about it. I think future MODS should have some sort of management skills.



What is your least favorite word? Wrong. I don't know why, I just don't like it that much.

What turns you on? A nice pair of boobs, a nice booty, skimpy clothing, most stuff from Victoria Secret, the smell of cucumber melon too.

What turns you off? When a chick farts or mentions taking a dump. Also when they bring up something negative from the past, that's a mood killer.

What sound do you love? Rain hitting my skylight. If it's not a downpour then it's very relaxing and I can sleep right through it.

What sound do you hate? My alarm going off at 6 am.

What is your favorite curse word? F***. Also using it with a combination of other curse words, example: CHRIST_______ _______!

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? I think I would like to be in pediatrics. I've always been good with kids and also when it comes to them being sick or hurt.

What profession would you not like to do? I don't think a plumber would be fun at all. I don't mind unstopping the toilet from my own poop, but I cross the line at others.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Well well well. Somebody had fun."

Are there any questions?

No

[BizarroAids]

Originally Posted by Marx

Do you believe in ghosts or paranormal activity?

I do believe that our energy has to go somewhere after we die. I've had some weird encounters at work lately where I thought my old boss(who died there) was near me. My radio keyed up and I had it down on the ground next to me. It was pretty freaky.

Originally Posted by E-Man

When was the last time you ____ _ _____ __ ____ ____ ____? Last Saturday afternoon. I was with Tank on a vacation and she was making a comment about my Cap belt, so I broke out with that famous saying.

Pick 7 hypesters that you would form a superhero team with. Who are the hypesters, and what are their powers?

1. Kane52360 - He can hack any type of tech. His brain is like a google search engine.
2. Manic - He's a scientific genius that can turn any liquid into a gas.
3. SuperFerret - He can bring any dinosaur to life just by touching thier fossils.
4. E-Man - He can turn anything into energy and use it for guns.
5. Prison Mike - Flight (Reacon)
6. C. Lee - He's immortal. No none way to kill him.
7. JustABill - Has the power to summon magma.
   

If you could have a weekly show featuring 5 hypesters who would you pick, and what would you talk about? Spider-Fan, C.Lee, Parker Wayne, Darkness Falls, Vartha - We would talk about Cap movies, cartoons and games.

Favorite superhero? Captain America!!

Favorite genre of music? I don't mind listening to all types, but my favorite would be rock.

What would be the title of your autobiography? "At Least I'm Not Pissing On You."

How good is AC: Brotherhood, really? It's really good actually. The games have gone up with each installation. This story line is one of the best in video games. If you don't even feel like doing the missions, it's still fun to just travel around and buy up properties. The Multiplayer is fun because it's unique with it's deathmatches. You know your enemy is close and grabbing the wrong target could expose you. It's really a fun cat and mouse game.

[The Original Bamfer]

You disappoint me.

[BizarroAids]

Originally Posted by Parker Wayne

Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris? Bruce Lee! No amount of roundhouse kicks could beat the speed of Bruce.

Boxers, Briefs, or Commando? Boxers. The only time I wear briefs is when I wear my Cap briefs. They are one of my favorites and they don't make them in boxer form.

If there's one person alive you would want to fight, who would you fight? Dead? I would love to fight Jason Statham. Even though he would win, I would just want the bragging rights that I went up against him. Dead, I would say Hitler. I'd give him the classic Cap cover right cross!

Favorite Music artist? It's a tie between Muse and Three Days Grace. Those are honestly my two favorite bands.

Favorite Sports? Baseball, Soccer, Football! I do watch Hockey from time to time, but Baseball is number 1.

Favorite Sports teams? Baseball - Kansas City Royals Soccer- Kansas City Wizards, Football - Oakland Raiders

Screw, marry, kill; Lindsey Lohan, Paris hilton, Snooki - I would kill Snooki because she's an annoying little midget. I would screw Lohan because she's ****ty now and I would marry Paris for the money. And we all know sex ends after marriage so I don't have to worry about any diseases.
Who would you rather screw; Chris Evans or your fiance? Is Chris Evans in the Cap suit? And what is my fiance wearing? This is really a tough question....Cap or my chick....decisions decisions.

AMERICA! AMMMERICA! HOME OF THE BRAVE!! DOITRIGHTDOITRIGHT!

Favorite smallville hero other than Clark ? Martian Manhunter. I wish he could have made one final appearance in the Finale, but out of the League he was my favorite.

Originally Posted by Spider-Fan

How would you rate/rank the Marvel Studios films to this point?

I've been so impressed with all of them so far. But I would rank them as;
Thor -9/10
Iron Man - 8.5/10
Iron Man 2 - 8/10
The Incredible Hulk -8/10

I'm sure Cap can easily jump to the top of this list, but since the movie isn't out just yet, I'll rank what's been released.

Originally Posted by Parker Wayne

Favorite Captain America troll: Mercurius or TheMayor? 4 Months ago I would have said Merc, but I think he's starting to see how wrong he is, so I'm going to say The Mayor. That guy just lovvvvvvvvved to troll.

Stupider Captain America convo: Swatiska's or Chris Evans' chest hair? They both are absolutely horrible and a waste of space in the Cap fourm, but I would have to say the chest hair. Especially when they brought up that Thor shaved his chest and aliens wouldn't know about that...or something stupid to that nature. I look forward to even more ridiculous threads after the movie hits.

[BizarroAids]

Originally Posted by Lord Valumart

How far would you go to get back your favourate pair of socks? I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 hundred more.

Marshmallow or chicken? Wow, those are two totally different things, but I guess I'll go with chicken.

If you were to be a woman for one day what would you do? Oh man. I would walk around with my hands on my boobs all freakin day! Then I would go to a womens locker room and check my fellow females for possible breast cancer.

If you were any kind of comics book character that isn not a superhero who would it be? I would actually love to be a SHIELD agent. Those guys get all the good stuff.

Originally Posted by twylight

Vanilla or Chocolate Pudding? Chocolate.And it's even better if you eat it with chocolate chip cookies! Mmmmhmm!

What's your favorite flavor jelly? Beyonces' Jelly!

How would you propose to the girl of your dreams? Well, I can tell you how I proposed to my fiance. We were on the Plaza in the city I'm from. We were out with friends, shopping and eating dinner. The Plaza has an area where they have little water spouts that shoot up to the beat of the song that is playing. During on of the songs I took her out in the middle of the fountain and dropped to one knee. Luckily the spouts beneath us didn't shoot up water, but the ones next to us did and it formed an arch over our heads. It was really cool.

How many long boxes do you have? That's none of your damn business woman!

How do you decide which action figures to buy? It all comes down to, which ones I need to complete a wave/series, or if I'm trying to buy multiples to make an army. Also depending on how much money I have on me, that will affect if I buy Marvel Selects or Marvel Universe figures, or Cap/Thor movie figure lines.

Do you keep them in package or take them out? I take them out. I understand how people like to keep them in the package but I prefer them out. I'd much rather have them out in the open so I can pose them and have more space.

How do you display them? Most of my figures are on shelves at the moment. I have Marvel Universe figures on one shelve, Marvel Selects above that, Marvel Legends above the Selects, and all Statues and Busts above them.

DC or Marvel? Marvel baby!!! MARVEL!!

Favorite Movie? It's a tie between Face/Off and Heat. It's really hard to pick between those two.

Favorite book (not a comic)? "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" by Tucker Max. It's a great book and I felt like I could relate to it on a lot of levels. Most guys should read it.

PS3 or XBox360? Xbox 360!! I only know about two people that own PS3. I've been an Xbox man since the original came out in 2002.

What's your ultimate "fantasy"? Well I can say that it would involve Amber Heard, some wax, whipped cream, handcuffs...And more but I'll keep it PG.

Originally Posted by Kane52630

Why does Wayne Brady make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X? I don't know, but I once saw a band that had a lead singer who looked just like Wayne Brady. Remember that night?

Some people say the cucumbers taste better pickled. I'm trying to remember if I had those or not. But I do know that pickled tomatoes are really really good and if you let them soak long enough the flavor is even more delicious.

Who's Nick Cannon? The lucky bastard that gets to bump uglies with Mariah Carey.

Originally Posted by Spider-Fan

Why will Captain America be the best movie in the history of ever?

Because it's Cap!! It's the origin story of Cap, that alone should make it the top. But Evans is, to me, getting into Cap and I don't even see Evans in most pictures. Showing how much heart Steve has is really going to win a lot of audiences over.

[BizarroAids]

Originally Posted by enterthemadness

Do you like posting here? Yeah it's not too bad. There are times when I can't help but get annoyed by different rules or how they are enforced. But for the most part I do enjoy my time. I've made a few friends on here.

When I see your name...I think of Bizarro, Clark. Your thoughts on this? I can see why you would think that, my join date was close to when that finale aired. But my name comes from a long running joke about Jason Todd. The Game Forums is where it originated.

How tall are you? 5'9''

Conan on TBS or Leno on NBC? Which do you watch? Or any other late night talk show for that matter. (Carson Daly doesn't count lolololololololol) Conan on TBS!! But I can't stand Lopez tonight. The only other late show I watch is Jimmy Fallons'. He usually has some great guests and also he shows different video game demos.

lol looks liek those tie fighter's from Star Wars to me now. You agree?

I guess? I'm not entirely sure what you are trying to say.....sorry.

Originally Posted by Scar Predator

How many comic books/TPBs do you own? Ball park it if you can't think of an exact number.

A rough estimate would for comic books, around 2,500. and maybe about 50 or so TPB.

Originally Posted by Bubonic

America **** year

Don't you mean "America **** YEAH!?"

Originally Posted by The Original Bamfer

You disappoint me.

I really don't care. Sorry.

[The Original Bamfer]

Well, yeah, 'figured as much.

[BizarroAids]

At least I said I was sorry. Which is more than you have ever done.

[SuperFerret]

What was the most interesting thing you've urinated on?

Cable? Seriously?

Why is Smallville worth the lobotomy necessary to enjoy it?

Cockatoo?