The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Page 37

iGiFF · 07-31-2011, 01:12 PM

COME AT ME BRO.

Bim · 07-31-2011, 01:31 PM

Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:

Ouch!

Awesome stuff guys, too funny lol

kvz5 · 07-31-2011, 02:02 PM

From Nolan Fans:

The Infernal · 07-31-2011, 02:21 PM

Nice find on the gif kvz5.

Bane: Hold on I've got it all written down.....

Bane: ..Right ok. When I first met Keith and Irene in a dank and inhospitable South American jail where Keith was a fellow inmate and Irene was the warden, little did I know that I'd later be giving a 'Best Man' speech at their wedding.... on the streets of Gotham and in the middle of a riot/jail break. But that's the fun about being friends with various psychotic characters.

National Guardsman #1: Stop, stop! Reverse, we can't run them over.

National Guardsman #2: Why not! They're armed with rifles and are all escaped convicts.

National Guardsman #1: Exactly. Those rifles could be government property. We can't risk breaking them.

Batman: You know, if you cough any louder you may just get the smoker's attention.

Bane: *Cough* Excuse me while I take my inhaler.

rcazzy · 07-31-2011, 02:24 PM

"Aha! I have you now, villain!"
[IMG]http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10300/CTllu.jpg[/IMG]

"Blast! I was mistaken!"
[IMG]http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10300/DUMwQ.jpg[/IMG]

TDK Joker · 07-31-2011, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kvz5

From Nolan Fans:

I LOVE this!!

ultimatefan · 07-31-2011, 02:34 PM

[img]http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10300/CTllu.jpg[/img]

FANBOY: The suit sucks, your voice sucks, the Tumbler s... UUUUUNGH!!

BATMAN: That´s why I hate going to Comic Con.

ultimatefan · 07-31-2011, 02:38 PM

BATMAN: THIS guy is gonna break me?! He´s shorter than me!!

NOLAN: Gee, wait for the post-production, will ya?

ultimatefan · 07-31-2011, 02:41 PM

BATMAN: What, I´m gonna wear the suit during the day?!

NOLAN: Take it easy, we´re gonna make a blizzard so it´s still gonna be moody and atmospheric.

BATMAN: I´m the Batman, not the f***ing Yeti!

NOLAN: Shut up.

Hotwire · 07-31-2011, 03:59 PM

[IMG]http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10300/DUMwQ.jpg[/IMG]
Batman: HAHAHAHA!!! QUIT... HAHA TICKLING.. HEHE.. ME!!!!

Frontier · 07-31-2011, 06:04 PM

"Wax On, Wax Off"

Frontier · 07-31-2011, 06:06 PM

"Ooh! Ouch! Charlie Horse!"

Frontier · 07-31-2011, 06:08 PM

"Huh, so Joseph Gordon-Levitt is in this movie after-all. Go figure."

Panthro · 07-31-2011, 06:10 PM

Funny stuff guys. Gotta love that GIF of Batman tapping Bane's head.

BATMAN: "Green Lantern sent you, didn't he?"
BANE: "Which Green Lantern? There are dozens of 'em - and that's not counting the human ones."

Panthro · 07-31-2011, 09:36 PM

SUPERMAN: "So Bruce, what do you think of David Lynch's 1984 adaptation of Dune?"
BATMAN: "Well I haven't actually had time to read any of the Dune books, so I'm gonna have to judge the film based solely on itself and not as an adaptation of a book."
SUPERMAN: "Understandable."
BATMAN: "Quite so. Anyway, I wouldn't necessarily call it the terrible film that so many make it out to be, certainly it looked good and the battle scenes were well done, however it was a costly flop and it's not hard to see why. It's very long and the pace is slow with a lot of plot to digest, and even with the changes that were undoubtedly made to translate book to screen, it was probably something of a chore for those who weren't sci-fi fans or fans of the original Dune novels. Additionally, a lot of the characters aren't as fleshed out as they could be. Some believe that director David Lynch, better known for his mind bending psycho thrillers and TV's Twin Peaks, simply did not have the right mentality to direct a large scale summer popcorn film which unto itself was meant to start a franchise."
SUPERMAN: "Since Dino De Laurentiis, may he rest in peace, seemed to be looking for a sci-fi franchise that could be Unviersal's Star Trek or Star Wars, which he previously attempted with Flash Gordon."
BATMAN: "Correct. Others however, believe that the story of Dune was simply too big for one film, even a long one."
SUPERMAN: "Notice how years later the Sci-Fi channel seemed to get a better response with their TV mini-series adaptations of Dune."
BATMAN: "Which just goes to show that sometimes TV really is the better format."
SUPERMAN: "Sean Young was hot in the '84 Dune though."
BATMAN: "Yes she was."
SUPERMAN: "And I think Kyle MacLachlan's a better actor than the guy who played Paul in the TV version."
BATMAN: "Well of course you'd say that, he played you in New Frontier."
SUPERMAN: "Just acknowledging superior talent where I see it."

kvz5 · 07-31-2011, 10:52 PM

Goku Goes Crazy · 08-01-2011, 12:00 AM

Batman: Hey yo Bane, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but The Joker was one of the best villains of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Mister Meddle · 08-01-2011, 12:02 AM

I must say, TDK suit looks better in daylight.

Rocketman · 08-01-2011, 12:07 AM

BATMAN: Citizens of Gotham! I don't know how to say this, but...
DO YOU LOVE ME!?
(Do you love me?)
DO YOU LOVE ME?!
NOWWW THAT IIII CAN DAAANCE...
WATCH ME NOW!

SchumacherFan · 08-01-2011, 01:59 AM

48÷2(9+3) = ????

SchumacherFan · 08-01-2011, 01:59 AM

Cats · 08-01-2011, 02:14 AM

BATMAN: "And eeeyyyyyeeeeyye will always lurrrveee yoooooou!"

GORDON: Awwww... I love you too.

akfj · 08-01-2011, 02:28 AM

Batman: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... BATMAN!

Cats · 08-01-2011, 02:48 AM

BANE: I'm taller than you!

BATMAN: Standing on stairs doesn't count, shorty.

lord-22 · 08-01-2011, 07:40 AM

great ones guys for all of you

07-31-2011, 01:12 PM	#901
iGiFF Side-Kick Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 351	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread COME AT ME BRO.

07-31-2011, 02:02 PM	#903
kvz5 HBIC Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chicago Posts: 17,861	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread From Nolan Fans:

07-31-2011, 02:21 PM	#904
The Infernal Life's End Boss Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Scotland Posts: 5,478	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread Nice find on the gif kvz5. Bane: Hold on I've got it all written down..... Bane: ..Right ok. When I first met Keith and Irene in a dank and inhospitable South American jail where Keith was a fellow inmate and Irene was the warden, little did I know that I'd later be giving a 'Best Man' speech at their wedding.... on the streets of Gotham and in the middle of a riot/jail break. But that's the fun about being friends with various psychotic characters. National Guardsman #1: Stop, stop! Reverse, we can't run them over. National Guardsman #2: Why not! They're armed with rifles and are all escaped convicts. National Guardsman #1: Exactly. Those rifles could be government property. We can't risk breaking them. Batman: You know, if you cough any louder you may just get the smoker's attention. Bane: Cough Excuse me while I take my inhaler. __________________ Lady Luck is smiling at me. She knows something I don't. My worst fear: When I die all I see is a sign saying 'level 2'. Which means I have to live all of this all over again. Only on a higher difficulty setting.

07-31-2011, 02:24 PM	#905
rcazzy :D Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ireland Posts: 363	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread "Aha! I have you now, villain!" [IMG]http://media.************.com/images/users/uploads/10300/CTllu.jpg[/IMG] "Blast! I was mistaken!" [IMG]http://media.************.com/images/users/uploads/10300/DUMwQ.jpg[/IMG] __________________ Manips have reinvigorated my excitement for superhero films My own Fan Art & Manip Thread http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=337376

07-31-2011, 02:34 PM	#907
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread [img]http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10300/CTllu.jpg[/img] FANBOY: The suit sucks, your voice sucks, the Tumbler s... UUUUUNGH!! BATMAN: That´s why I hate going to Comic Con. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-31-2011, 02:38 PM	#908
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread BATMAN: THIS guy is gonna break me?! He´s shorter than me!! NOLAN: Gee, wait for the post-production, will ya? __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-31-2011, 02:41 PM	#909
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread BATMAN: What, I´m gonna wear the suit during the day?! NOLAN: Take it easy, we´re gonna make a blizzard so it´s still gonna be moody and atmospheric. BATMAN: I´m the Batman, not the f***ing Yeti! NOLAN: Shut up. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-31-2011, 03:59 PM	#910
Hotwire Pro-Customizer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 11,955	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread [IMG]http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10300/DUMwQ.jpg[/IMG] Batman: HAHAHAHA!!! QUIT... HAHA TICKLING.. HEHE.. ME!!!! __________________ FACEBOOK---------------< HOTWIRE CUSTOMS >---------------WEBSITE MY ART THREAD

07-31-2011, 06:04 PM	#911
Frontier Arkham Asylum Inmate Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Arkham Asylum Posts: 490	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread "Wax On, Wax Off" __________________ frontier001.tumblr.com

07-31-2011, 06:06 PM	#912
Frontier Arkham Asylum Inmate Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Arkham Asylum Posts: 490	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread "Ooh! Ouch! Charlie Horse!" __________________ frontier001.tumblr.com

07-31-2011, 06:08 PM	#913
Frontier Arkham Asylum Inmate Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Arkham Asylum Posts: 490	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread "Huh, so Joseph Gordon-Levitt is in this movie after-all. Go figure." __________________ frontier001.tumblr.com

07-31-2011, 06:10 PM	#914
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,867	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread Funny stuff guys. Gotta love that GIF of Batman tapping Bane's head. BATMAN: "Green Lantern sent you, didn't he?" BANE: "Which Green Lantern? There are dozens of 'em - and that's not counting the human ones." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

07-31-2011, 09:36 PM	#915
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,867	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread SUPERMAN: "So Bruce, what do you think of David Lynch's 1984 adaptation of Dune?" BATMAN: "Well I haven't actually had time to read any of the Dune books, so I'm gonna have to judge the film based solely on itself and not as an adaptation of a book." SUPERMAN: "Understandable." BATMAN: "Quite so. Anyway, I wouldn't necessarily call it the terrible film that so many make it out to be, certainly it looked good and the battle scenes were well done, however it was a costly flop and it's not hard to see why. It's very long and the pace is slow with a lot of plot to digest, and even with the changes that were undoubtedly made to translate book to screen, it was probably something of a chore for those who weren't sci-fi fans or fans of the original Dune novels. Additionally, a lot of the characters aren't as fleshed out as they could be. Some believe that director David Lynch, better known for his mind bending psycho thrillers and TV's Twin Peaks, simply did not have the right mentality to direct a large scale summer popcorn film which unto itself was meant to start a franchise." SUPERMAN: "Since Dino De Laurentiis, may he rest in peace, seemed to be looking for a sci-fi franchise that could be Unviersal's Star Trek or Star Wars, which he previously attempted with Flash Gordon." BATMAN: "Correct. Others however, believe that the story of Dune was simply too big for one film, even a long one." SUPERMAN: "Notice how years later the Sci-Fi channel seemed to get a better response with their TV mini-series adaptations of Dune." BATMAN: "Which just goes to show that sometimes TV really is the better format." SUPERMAN: "Sean Young was hot in the '84 Dune though." BATMAN: "Yes she was." SUPERMAN: "And I think Kyle MacLachlan's a better actor than the guy who played Paul in the TV version." BATMAN: "Well of course you'd say that, he played you in New Frontier." SUPERMAN: "Just acknowledging superior talent where I see it." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

07-31-2011, 10:52 PM	#916
kvz5 HBIC Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chicago Posts: 17,861	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread

08-01-2011, 12:00 AM	#917
Goku Goes Crazy Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 5,604	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread Batman: Hey yo Bane, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but The Joker was one of the best villains of all time. OF ALL TIME!

08-01-2011, 12:02 AM	#918
Mister Meddle The Barber of Seville Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 2,225	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread I must say, TDK suit looks better in daylight. __________________ "I'm not in this business to protect the rules, I serve justice"

08-01-2011, 12:07 AM	#919
Rocketman Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 2,256	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread BATMAN: Citizens of Gotham! I don't know how to say this, but... DO YOU LOVE ME!? (Do you love me?) DO YOU LOVE ME?! NOWWW THAT IIII CAN DAAANCE... WATCH ME NOW! __________________ THE DARK KNIGHT RISES JULY 20, 2012

08-01-2011, 01:59 AM	#920
SchumacherFan Banned User Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 268	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread 48÷2(9+3) = ????

08-01-2011, 01:59 AM	#921
SchumacherFan Banned User Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 268	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread

08-01-2011, 02:14 AM	#922
Cats Hot-blooded Feline Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,190	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread BATMAN: "And eeeyyyyyeeeeyye will always lurrrveee yoooooou!" GORDON: Awwww... I love you too. __________________ He's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight...

08-01-2011, 02:28 AM	#923
akfj Born yesterday. Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,119	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread Batman: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... BATMAN!

08-01-2011, 02:48 AM	#924
Cats Hot-blooded Feline Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,190	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread BANE: I'm taller than you! BATMAN: Standing on stairs doesn't count, shorty. __________________ He's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight...

08-01-2011, 07:40 AM	#925
lord-22 Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 67	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread great ones guys for all of you

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