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The Triumvirate
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Mortalville!
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I am your host...and today, we have the pleasure of roasting a certain poster...you all love him or hate him...you all like him or dislike him...you all...well....I think he owns a HD-DVD player...oh that's just bad news...
.. anyway, I'm ETM, and JJJ's Ulcer is being roasted.When I see your wonderful posts of wisdom...I think of this... ![]() Rules: 1. No Cussing. Or as some of us say, no cursing. Now I know...this board is PG and in PG-rated Adventure Time they curse, but I doubt mods will stand for Son-of-a-blee-blob and what not. Since it clearly has the same meaning. and I refuse to pay off the mods like CartoonNetwork seems to do with the FCC.2. No Threats. 3. Don't bring politics/religion into this. 4. Laugh people. This isn't meant to be serious. It's a roast, a PG roast. Not a attack thread. You can still sound off on the poster that is being roasted, just not PG-13, R, NC-17 style. This isn't a excuse of a thread to make posters cry. Here's a example of what may be posted... You can post pictures of scumbag steve meme pics...but you must type a few words in the post as to why that poster is like that meme character. What is not gonna be allowed: Posting said meme pic or any meme pic and then typing up a few ''choice'' words to anger or make the poster cry. By ''Choice'' words see rule 1. Updated List: 1. Schlosser85 Roasted 2. SymbioticToxinRoasted 3. enterthemadness Roasted 4. Parker Wayne Roasted 5. Kane52630 Being Roasted 6. WillardNation Being Roasted 7. SentinelMind Being Roasted. 8. The Squirrel 9. bullets 10. JJJ's Ulcer 11. SuperFerret 12. bored 13. Nell2ThaIzzay 14. Hound55 15. Hopefulsuicide 16. Spider-Aziz 17. POWdER-man 18. Manic
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I actually rather like you. Also, we more or less tag-teamed Thebumwhowalks, so....I got nothing to really say.
*shrugs and walks out*
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bang bang
Join Date: Sep 2005
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You sound like a grumpy old man but supposedly we're the same age.
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Ancient but wise
Join Date: Jul 2004
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When I see you post all I imagine is you being an old man sitting on his porch yelling at the neighborhood kids, "Get off my lawn!".
Actually I imagine you more as an alzeimer's patient who shows moments of brilliance riddled with the occasional imcomprehensive jargon between these moments. I actually don't mind you all that much, you're good people, but if you dropped the "you disagree with me so you're an idiot" persona you might be great people.
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Banned User
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Vancouver BC Canada
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Up your dosage.
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Smooth Operator
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Toronto, Ontario
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His original identity was just JJJ, but his ulcer ended up being more likeable.
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass.
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I'm not old, I'm ancient
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Perhaps JJJ should try some Mylanta.
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electrically relaxed
Join Date: Apr 2002
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I don't know JJJ's Ulcer... is that a good thing?
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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its an excellent thing. consider yourself blessed.
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Probationary Ban - I will return in a few days.
Join Date: Nov 2006
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You know me? Huh. I have no idea who you are.
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Side-Kick
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just joshing....I'm trying to create some excitement in your thread with my presence. you're welcome.
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The River's Just a River
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i actually picture you as J. Jonah when i read your posts
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I imagine him yelling & ranting about Spiderman everyday.
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The Triumvirate
Join Date: Jul 2005
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I imagine he isn't looking forward to the new Spidery flick...yes, Spiderfy...Spidier...whatever it is.
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Now, if you merely mean because I represent myself with the handle and avatar of Spider-Man's number one public detractor, then I just wasted two minutes typing. But that's nothing new.
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So we got my crappy temper (yeah I admit I fly off the handle at times and I'm trying to work on that) and plays on "ulcer" (no one's ever riffed on that in my five years here
). What else you unoriginal bums got?
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I will find him!
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: South West, UK
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From JJJ's Ulcer's own About Me section:
Interests - Causing misery and pain for all those I come in contact with.Sounds about right
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I will find him!
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![]() (P.S. I HATE emo, especially my chemical romance... So double shhhh! )
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Banned User
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Vancouver BC Canada
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You asked your life coach for more playing time. He told you to hit the showers.
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Not in a million years
Join Date: Oct 2010
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If you still think 'truth' is the most important ideal in journalism, you live in Disney Land
Use facebook, it helps uploading pics Since Bum is no longer in the game, any replacement for him to join the MTV real world house?
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I must NEVER post in politics forums Jor-El was right, members of the council of Krypton were wrong I still hate driving instructors |
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Probationary Ban - I will return in a few days.
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Um....... huh?! |
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Not in a million years
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Don't really know what to say, chose some stuff from 15 minutes
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I must NEVER post in politics forums Jor-El was right, members of the council of Krypton were wrong I still hate driving instructors |
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