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Old 05-07-2012, 06:37 PM   #1
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I am your host...and today, we have the pleasure of roasting a certain poster...you all love him or hate him...you all like him or dislike him...you all...well....I think he owns a HD-DVD player...oh that's just bad news..... anyway, I'm ETM, and JJJ's Ulcer is being roasted.


When I see your wonderful posts of wisdom...I think of this...





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1. No Cussing. Or as some of us say, no cursing. Now I know...this board is PG and in PG-rated Adventure Time they curse, but I doubt mods will stand for Son-of-a-blee-blob and what not. Since it clearly has the same meaning. and I refuse to pay off the mods like CartoonNetwork seems to do with the FCC.

2. No Threats.

3. Don't bring politics/religion into this.


4. Laugh people. This isn't meant to be serious. It's a roast, a PG roast. Not a attack thread. You can still sound off on the poster that is being roasted, just not PG-13, R, NC-17 style. This isn't a excuse of a thread to make posters cry. Here's a example of what may be posted...


You can post pictures of scumbag steve meme pics...but you must type a few words in the post as to why that poster is like that meme character.


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Posting said meme pic or any meme pic and then typing up a few ''choice'' words to anger or make the poster cry. By ''Choice'' words see rule 1.



Updated List:
1. Schlosser85 Roasted
2. SymbioticToxinRoasted
3. enterthemadness Roasted
4. Parker Wayne Roasted
5. Kane52630 Being Roasted
6. WillardNation Being Roasted
7. SentinelMind Being Roasted.
8. The Squirrel

9. bullets
10. JJJ's Ulcer

11. SuperFerret
12. bored
13. Nell2ThaIzzay
14. Hound55
15. Hopefulsuicide
16. Spider-Aziz
17. POWdER-man
18. Manic

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Old 05-07-2012, 07:23 PM   #2
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I actually rather like you. Also, we more or less tag-teamed Thebumwhowalks, so....I got nothing to really say.

*shrugs and walks out*

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Old 05-07-2012, 11:26 PM   #3
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You sound like a grumpy old man but supposedly we're the same age.

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Old 05-08-2012, 09:18 AM   #4
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When I see you post all I imagine is you being an old man sitting on his porch yelling at the neighborhood kids, "Get off my lawn!".

Actually I imagine you more as an alzeimer's patient who shows moments of brilliance riddled with the occasional imcomprehensive jargon between these moments.

I actually don't mind you all that much, you're good people, but if you dropped the "you disagree with me so you're an idiot" persona you might be great people.

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Old 05-08-2012, 11:30 AM   #5
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Up your dosage.

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Old 05-08-2012, 11:36 AM   #6
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His original identity was just JJJ, but his ulcer ended up being more likeable.

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Old 05-08-2012, 12:11 PM   #7
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I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass.


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Old 05-08-2012, 12:30 PM   #8
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Perhaps JJJ should try some Mylanta.

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Old 05-08-2012, 07:58 PM   #9
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I don't know JJJ's Ulcer... is that a good thing?

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Old 05-08-2012, 09:26 PM   #10
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its an excellent thing. consider yourself blessed.

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Old 05-08-2012, 09:33 PM   #11
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its an excellent thing. consider yourself blessed.
You know me? Huh. I have no idea who you are.

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Old 05-08-2012, 09:37 PM   #12
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just joshing....I'm trying to create some excitement in your thread with my presence. you're welcome.

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Old 05-08-2012, 10:38 PM   #13
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i actually picture you as J. Jonah when i read your posts

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Old 05-08-2012, 10:40 PM   #14
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I imagine him yelling & ranting about Spiderman everyday.

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Old 05-08-2012, 11:11 PM   #15
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I imagine he isn't looking forward to the new Spidery flick...yes, Spiderfy...Spidier...whatever it is.

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Old 05-09-2012, 06:53 AM   #16
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I imagine he isn't looking forward to the new Spidery flick...yes, Spiderfy...Spidier...whatever it is.
Eh, I kinda am. Not like I was looking forward to Avengers, The Dark Knight Rises or even cool indy films like this one. But I am somewhat looking forward to it. My lukewarm anticipation isn't due to a fanboyish loyalty or worship of the Raimi films (I think they're supremely overrated and already dated), but in general I've kinda gone off Spidey. Just can't connect to his current stories where he's portrayed as a single hipster. And his cinematic incarnations all focus on him as a highschooler, whereas I prefer him as an adult. Love the character and concept, but nothing interesting (IMO) has been done with him story-wise in almost two decades.

Now, if you merely mean because I represent myself with the handle and avatar of Spider-Man's number one public detractor, then I just wasted two minutes typing. But that's nothing new.

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Old 05-09-2012, 06:57 AM   #17
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So we got my crappy temper (yeah I admit I fly off the handle at times and I'm trying to work on that) and plays on "ulcer" (no one's ever riffed on that in my five years here ).

What else you unoriginal bums got?

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Old 05-09-2012, 07:25 AM   #18
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From JJJ's Ulcer's own About Me section:

Interests - Causing misery and pain for all those I come in contact with.Sounds about right

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Old 05-09-2012, 08:24 AM   #19
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Interests - Causing misery and pain for all those I come in contact with.Sounds about right
Ouch burn, optimisticdeathwish. Is that handle also the name of your My Chemical Romance cover-band?

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Ouch burn, optimisticdeathwish. Is that handle also the name of your My Chemical Romance cover-band?
Shhhh, save it for my roast. You're wasting all the good lines already

(P.S. I HATE emo, especially my chemical romance... So double shhhh! )

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"The problem," Pa used to say, "is people. As far back as we go, we've always had problems with sharing. Seems everyone's too busy holding on to what they've got to care how their neighbors are doing."


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You asked your life coach for more playing time. He told you to hit the showers.

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Old 05-09-2012, 06:43 PM   #22
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If you still think 'truth' is the most important ideal in journalism, you live in Disney Land
Use facebook, it helps uploading pics
Since Bum is no longer in the game, any replacement for him to join the MTV real world house?

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Since Bum is no longer in the game, any replacement for him to join the MTV real world house?

Um....... huh?!

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Um....... huh?!
Don't really know what to say, chose some stuff from 15 minutes

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