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Old 05-30-2012, 04:49 PM   #1
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Shane Black: Hey guys, could we please cover up the Iron Patriot suit and not have him walking around in it when we're not filming a scene?

Security guy: Sure, we'll get right on that.

Shane Black: Phew. Hopefully nobody saw anything.


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Don: Why's the white man always get served first?

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LUCY: Okay, this is officially the weirdest orgy Iīve ever been invited to!

IRON MAN: Really? Didnīt even make it to my top ten this month...

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Old 07-24-2012, 02:27 PM   #5
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IRON PATRIOT: Please, stop calling me Robocap!

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IRON PATRIOT: Please, stop calling me Robocap!
i thought the same thing.

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Fitting, isnīt it?

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GUY UPSIDE DOWN: GAAAAAHH! Please donīt grab me by the balls, mīam!!

GIRL IN GRAY: Sorry.

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Lady at the top: Good thing I can hold the weight of 7 people...

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Great stuff guys.

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Glad to see you guys here!

TONY: Okay, at least two of you need to cut on the raw cookie dough, pronto!

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The Mary Poppins re-enactment is not going as planned.

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hehehehehehehe



PEPPER POITSīRESCUE: So, now I get to risk my life to fight the bad guys and save the world!
IRON MAN: Thatīs right! Itīs a huge commitment that may entirely consume your life!
PEPPER/RESCUE: Do I get a raise?
IRON MAN: Hell no.

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hehehehehehehe



PEPPER POITSīRESCUE: So, now I get to risk my life to fight the bad guys and save the world!
IRON MAN: Thatīs right! Itīs a huge commitment that may entirely consume your life!
PEPPER/RESCUE: Do I get a raise?
IRON MAN: Hell no.
Hehehe, oh that Tony, he's such an inconsiderate a--hole.


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Thanks! Canīt go wrong with those quotes.

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PEPPER/RESCUE: Wow, the filtration system really works!
STARK/IRON MAN: Why is that the first thing that everybody tests? Rhodey had a whole keg of beer before putting it on!

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PEPPER/RESCUE: Wow, the filtration system really works!
STARK/IRON MAN: Why is that the first thing that everybody tests? Rhodey had a whole keg of beer before putting it on!
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CAP: "Ben Affleck, the guy from Daredevil, possibly directing the Justice League film?! Pfft!"
TONY: "Don't laugh too quick Cap, Affleck did a damn fine job directing 'The Town' which he also starred in and also featured our very own Hawkeye."

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CAP: "Ben Affleck, the guy from Daredevil, possibly directing the Justice League film?! Pfft!"
TONY: "Don't laugh too quick Cap, Affleck did a damn fine job directing 'The Town' which he also starred in and also featured our very own Hawkeye."
How si that an IM3 caption? Just sayin'.

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Well, Tony is in it for one thing. In the caption world, characters can discuss other franchises. Nice captions, by the way.


PEPPER: Rescue?! Really?! Thatīs my armored superhero name?! Why, because Iīm a girl? Why canīt I have a badass name like "Asswhoop" or "Bonecrush"?
TONY: I thought of "Castrate", but it was a little long...

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Well, Tony is in it for one thing. In the caption world, characters can discuss other franchises. Nice captions, by the way.
Exactly. And thanks.

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hehehe

PEPPER: No way. The red is too dark, the gold is too bright, it makes my boobs look too small and my butt look too big. Remake from scratch.
TONY: From... that suit alone cost nearly a billion dollars!
PEPPER: Honey.
TONY (sighs): Yes, dear.

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CAP: So, I hear Mandarin will show up in your next movie.
TONY: Yeah, weīre just trying to avoid making him an evil asian stereotype.
CAP: Because you didnt show an evil arab terrorist stereotype, two evil businessmen stereotypes and an evil russian stereotype in the previous ones?
TONY: Dude, I donīt write or direct the movies, okay? I just appear in them. You donīt want me to question about your "alternate nazis", do ya?

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Stark- Lets face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing


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Funny stuff UF, Gold.

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