The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4

Thread Manager · 07-13-2012, 04:38 PM

This is a continuation thread, the old thread is Here

Thread Manager · 07-13-2012, 04:38 PM

This is a continuation thread, the old thread is Here

ultimatefan · 07-15-2012, 09:09 AM

W-why don´t you just kill me?

Because none of this is real, it´s all a dream. In fact, it´s a dream inside a dream. Inside another dream.

Oh for Chrissakes, not this crap again. It took me 18 viewings last time, and I´m still not quite sure if the totem wobbled in the end or not. Have mercy!

Panthro · 07-15-2012, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

W-why don´t you just kill me?

Because none of this is real, it´s all a dream. In fact, it´s a dream inside a dream. Inside another dream.

Oh for Chrissakes, not this crap again. It took me 18 viewings last time, and I´m still not quite sure if the totem wobbled in the end or not. Have mercy!

Bwahahahahahaha

That totem totally wobbled.

Jack Bauer · 07-15-2012, 08:52 PM

Hahaha, that is great.

BANE: Your punishment must be more severe...

THE JOKER: That's just cold.

Panthro · 07-15-2012, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Bauer

Hahaha, that is great.

BANE: Your punishment must be more severe...

THE JOKER: That's just cold.

Bwahahahahaha

Just_Human · 07-15-2012, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Bauer

Hahaha, that is great.

" You know, this poster reminds me of Joel Schumacher .... And I hated Schumacher ! "

hellblazer103 · 07-15-2012, 10:08 PM

i originally put " too ****ing awesome " , but i figured it required a naughty language - less version in order for it to be hype- friendly.

hellblazer103 · 07-15-2012, 10:09 PM

oh ! and i also made this :

Panthro · 07-15-2012, 10:25 PM

funny stuff 'blazer

Dark Sentinel · 07-16-2012, 02:59 AM

Panthro · 07-16-2012, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark Sentinel

Hehehehehehehe

ultimatefan · 07-16-2012, 12:36 PM

Thamks guys, great stuff, especially the B&R shot and the Hulk/Batman one.

Patty · 07-16-2012, 12:48 PM

why dont you just kill me?

Your punishment must be more severe...

Bruce: What the hell is two girls one cup?
Lucious: Um, Ill be right back...

That reminds me... Hey when youre done with the joker can you get me some more jergens on the way home?

ultimatefan · 07-16-2012, 02:49 PM

LUCIUS: Unintelligible rambling text messages, videos of kittens playing the flute, unfunny memes disguised with silly-looking pictures of babies and animals... That does it, I´m gonna shut down all this stupid s*** for good. Good luck rediscovering the gramophone and telegraph, kids!

SingItWithMeNow · 07-16-2012, 03:23 PM

Lol u forgot the pr0n

Patty · 07-16-2012, 03:25 PM

lucious has the pr0n... hes into 2 girls and goatse.

LOL Batse.

ultimatefan · 07-16-2012, 03:41 PM

hehehe

BRUCE: Hey Alfred, do you think it´s true what they say about having water close to electronic equipment?

FFFFFZZZZZZSSSSHHHT!!!!

ALFRED: I suppose that answers your question, sir?

Patty · 07-16-2012, 04:03 PM

Bane: SAY THE JOKER IS A COOLER VILLAIN ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MUTHAF**KA!

Pig: What?

Bane: WHAT AINT NO COUNTRY BANE'S EVER HEARD OF. THEY ROOT FOR THE VILLAIN IN WHAT?

Pig: w-what?

Bane: THE BAD GUY, MUTHAF**KA, DO YOU ROOT FOR HIM?

Pig: y-y-yeees!

Bane: describe what Bane looks like!

Pig: w-w-what?

*Bane is shooting this cops leg off camera*

Pig: AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Bane: DESCRIBE WHAT BANE LOOKS LIKE!!!

Pig: h-h-e's b-big!

Bane: Go on...

Pig: he-he's Bald!

Bane: Does he look like a henchman?

Pig: What?

Bane: DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A. HENCHMAN?

Pig: N-N-NOOO!

Bane: Then why'd you try to arrest him in the first five minutes like one?

Pig: I D-Didn't

Bane: Yes you did, officer! YES. YOU. DID. And Bane don't like to be detained by anybody but Batman.

Panthro · 07-16-2012, 06:13 PM

Great stuff guys

hellblazer103 · 07-16-2012, 07:49 PM

for those who've seen hesher :

herolee10 · 07-16-2012, 11:04 PM

COP: Let me at him Batman! I can take him!

**5 Minutes Later**

COP: MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

Panthro · 07-16-2012, 11:09 PM

COP: "Dude! Nut shots are against the man code!"

Just_Human · 07-16-2012, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patty

.

Pic 1 :

Bane in Terminator mode : " David Letterman ? "
Cop : " Yes ? "

Pic 2 :

Bane in Terminator mode : " David Letterman ? "
Person : " Yes ? "

herolee10 · 07-17-2012, 12:59 AM

GARY OLDMAN: (Looking at the photographers and press) That's right folks! I'm still pimping even at this age!

07-13-2012, 04:38 PM	#1
Thread Manager SHH! Moderator Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1	The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 This is a continuation thread, the old thread is Here

07-13-2012, 04:38 PM	#2
Thread Manager SHH! Moderator Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 2 This is a continuation thread, the old thread is Here

07-15-2012, 09:09 AM	#3
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 W-why don´t you just kill me? Because none of this is real, it´s all a dream. In fact, it´s a dream inside a dream. Inside another dream. Oh for Chrissakes, not this crap again. It took me 18 viewings last time, and I´m still not quite sure if the totem wobbled in the end or not. Have mercy! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-15-2012, 10:25 PM	#10
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,881	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 funny stuff 'blazer __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

07-16-2012, 12:36 PM	#13
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 Thamks guys, great stuff, especially the B&R shot and the Hulk/Batman one. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-16-2012, 12:48 PM	#14
Patty this is an OUTRAGE! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: AZ Posts: 1,193	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 why dont you just kill me? Your punishment must be more severe... Bruce: What the hell is two girls one cup? Lucious: Um, Ill be right back... That reminds me... Hey when youre done with the joker can you get me some more jergens on the way home? __________________ Root For The BAD GUY baby! http://sekuskiss.cjb.net/ Hugh Jackman is the good guy in the prestige. Óglaigh na hÉireann

07-16-2012, 02:49 PM	#15
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 LUCIUS: Unintelligible rambling text messages, videos of kittens playing the flute, unfunny memes disguised with silly-looking pictures of babies and animals... That does it, I´m gonna shut down all this stupid s*** for good. Good luck rediscovering the gramophone and telegraph, kids! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-16-2012, 03:23 PM	#16
SingItWithMeNow Side-Kick Join Date: May 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 1,510	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 Lol u forgot the pr0n

07-16-2012, 03:25 PM	#17
Patty this is an OUTRAGE! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: AZ Posts: 1,193	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 lucious has the pr0n... hes into 2 girls and goatse. LOL Batse. __________________ Root For The BAD GUY baby! http://sekuskiss.cjb.net/ Hugh Jackman is the good guy in the prestige. Óglaigh na hÉireann

07-16-2012, 03:41 PM	#18
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 hehehe BRUCE: Hey Alfred, do you think it´s true what they say about having water close to electronic equipment? FFFFFZZZZZZSSSSHHHT!!!! ALFRED: I suppose that answers your question, sir? __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-16-2012, 04:03 PM	#19
Patty this is an OUTRAGE! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: AZ Posts: 1,193	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 Bane: SAY THE JOKER IS A COOLER VILLAIN ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MUTHAFKA! Pig: What? Bane: WHAT AINT NO COUNTRY BANE'S EVER HEARD OF. THEY ROOT FOR THE VILLAIN IN WHAT? Pig: w-what? Bane: THE BAD GUY, MUTHAFKA, DO YOU ROOT FOR HIM? Pig: y-y-yeees! Bane: describe what Bane looks like! Pig: w-w-what? Bane is shooting this cops leg off camera Pig: AAAAAAAAAARGH!!! Bane: DESCRIBE WHAT BANE LOOKS LIKE!!! Pig: h-h-e's b-big! Bane: Go on... Pig: he-he's Bald! Bane: Does he look like a henchman? Pig: What? Bane: DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A. HENCHMAN? Pig: N-N-NOOO! Bane: Then why'd you try to arrest him in the first five minutes like one? Pig: I D-Didn't Bane: Yes you did, officer! YES. YOU. DID. And Bane don't like to be detained by anybody but Batman. __________________ Root For The BAD GUY baby! http://sekuskiss.cjb.net/ Hugh Jackman is the good guy in the prestige. Óglaigh na hÉireann

07-16-2012, 06:13 PM	#20
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,881	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 Great stuff guys __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

07-16-2012, 11:04 PM	#22
herolee10 Ultimate Hero Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 8,599	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 COP: Let me at him Batman! I can take him! 5 Minutes Later COP: MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

07-16-2012, 11:09 PM	#23
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,881	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 COP: "Dude! Nut shots are against the man code!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

07-17-2012, 12:59 AM	#25
herolee10 Ultimate Hero Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 8,599	Re: The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4 GARY OLDMAN: (Looking at the photographers and press) That's right folks! I'm still pimping even at this age!

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