The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 - Page 14

DACrowe · 07-09-2012, 05:12 PM

Surprise!

My God, Connors. You turned yourself into a Goomba!

RATHA: Heheh, just kidding. You don't look like a goomba (...at least with clothes on). Now just calm down while I call...some....plumbers....

I tried.

Panthro · 07-09-2012, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DACrowe

Surprise!

My God, Connors. You turned yourself into a Goomba!

RATHA: Heheh, just kidding. You don't look like a goomba (...at least with clothes on). Now just calm down while I call...some....plumbers....

I tried.

Hehehehehehehehe

Panthro · 07-09-2012, 10:15 PM

CAPTAIN STACY: "When I said my daughter wasn't losing her virginity until her wedding night I meant it."

Panthro · 07-09-2012, 10:16 PM

Shire! Baggins!

LIZARD: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

Panthro · 07-09-2012, 10:18 PM

"I've done far worse than kill you... I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I will leave you as you left me, as you left her... marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet... buried alive. Buried Alive..."

KHAN! KHAN!!

ultimatefan · 07-12-2012, 04:27 PM

Great stuff guys!

ultimatefan · 07-12-2012, 04:28 PM

Behold my tragic fate... I have the smallest mouth a movie monster lizard ever got!!

ultimatefan · 07-12-2012, 04:30 PM

LIZARD: Finish it!! Finish it!! No wait, that´s the Green Goblin... Meh, big deal, this movie already has so much stuff from the first movie, who´s gonna notice...

Panthro · 07-12-2012, 05:55 PM

Funny stuff UF.

ultimatefan · 07-13-2012, 11:03 AM

Hey, wasn´t it supposed to be Gwen in the... Dammit, Cruise, get out of that damned closet for once! If you didn´t fool Katie Holmes, you won´t fool anyone, ever!!

Panthro · 07-13-2012, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Hey, wasn´t it supposed to be Gwen in the... Dammit, Cruise, get out of that damned closet for once! If you didn´t fool Katie Holmes, you won´t fool anyone, ever!!

Hehehehe

Panthro · 07-13-2012, 04:08 PM

LIZARD: "Bacon! I smell Bacon!"

ultimatefan · 07-16-2012, 03:10 PM

CAPTAIN STACY: Is anyone here thinking about mentioning the reviews for The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises? No? Goodie.

Panthro · 07-16-2012, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

CAPTAIN STACY: Is anyone here thinking about mentioning the reviews for The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises? No? Goodie.

Hehehehehehehehehe

Panthro · 07-16-2012, 06:19 PM

CAPTAIN STACY: "I've had it with all these fans who keep saying Nolan's Batman films aren't 'fun' enough! They're thrillers people! The adrenaline rush *IS* the fun! And you know what else I've had it with? I've had it with these fans who keep saying Nolan's Batman films should be more like the Avengers! Or like Burton's Batman films! You can't have it three different ways in one damn movie people!"

ultimatefan · 07-17-2012, 12:54 PM

HOLY S***!!!

Panthro · 07-17-2012, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

HOLY S***!!!

Hehehehe

LIZARD: "I Am Not An Animal! I Am A Human Being! I Am A Man!"

Panthro · 07-17-2012, 10:04 PM

CAPTAIN STACY: "Raimites, Webbites, Maguireites, Garfieldites, can't we all just enjoy these different cinematic interpretations for what they are?"

ultimatefan · 07-19-2012, 10:36 AM

Hehehe, especially cuz some of these are pretty clunky to pronounce.

ultimatefan · 07-19-2012, 10:39 AM

CAPTAIN STACY: I told you, The Dark Knight Rises opening weekend is all sold out! Now let´s put down those torches, shall we?

Panthro · 07-19-2012, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

CAPTAIN STACY: I told you, The Dark Knight Rises opening weekend is all sold out! Now let´s put down those torches, shall we?

Hehehehehehehehe

ultimatefan · 07-23-2012, 11:42 AM

CAPTAIN STACY: What you mean Marc Webb may not direct the sequel due to a commitment with Fox? I mean seriously, now they´re gonna f*** up even comic book properties they don´t own the rights to?!

Oscorp · 07-23-2012, 02:43 PM

^ I feel exactly like Capt. Stacy there! Though I don't actually think FOX will try too hard to take Marc Webb as I don't see why they'd need a sequel to (500) Days of Summer that quickly. I think it's a lame excuse for Sony to hire another director who's more in action than drama, which would suck if you ask me.

Panthro · 07-23-2012, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

CAPTAIN STACY: What you mean Marc Webb may not direct the sequel due to a commitment with Fox? I mean seriously, now they´re gonna f*** up even comic book properties they don´t own the rights to?!

That's funny yet sad at the same time.

ultimatefan · 07-24-2012, 02:32 PM

CAPTAIN STACY: Mr James Holmes, I was looking forward to meeting you...

07-09-2012, 05:12 PM	#326
DACrowe Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: No longer NC Posts: 24,741	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 Surprise! My God, Connors. You turned yourself into a Goomba! RATHA: Heheh, just kidding. You don't look like a goomba (...at least with clothes on). Now just calm down while I call...some....plumbers.... I tried. __________________ "Let us disappoint the Men who are raising themselves upon the ruin of this Country." --John Adams

07-09-2012, 10:15 PM	#328
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,867	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 CAPTAIN STACY: "When I said my daughter wasn't losing her virginity until her wedding night I meant it." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

07-09-2012, 10:16 PM	#329
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,867	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 Shire! Baggins! LIZARD: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

07-09-2012, 10:18 PM	#330
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,867	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 "I've done far worse than kill you... I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I will leave you as you left me, as you left her... marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet... buried alive. Buried Alive..." KHAN! KHAN!! __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

07-12-2012, 04:27 PM	#331
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 Great stuff guys! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-12-2012, 04:28 PM	#332
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 Behold my tragic fate... I have the smallest mouth a movie monster lizard ever got!! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-12-2012, 04:30 PM	#333
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 LIZARD: Finish it!! Finish it!! No wait, that´s the Green Goblin... Meh, big deal, this movie already has so much stuff from the first movie, who´s gonna notice... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-12-2012, 05:55 PM	#334
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,867	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 Funny stuff UF. __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

07-13-2012, 11:03 AM	#335
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 Hey, wasn´t it supposed to be Gwen in the... Dammit, Cruise, get out of that damned closet for once! If you didn´t fool Katie Holmes, you won´t fool anyone, ever!! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-13-2012, 04:08 PM	#337
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,867	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 LIZARD: "Bacon! I smell Bacon!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

07-16-2012, 03:10 PM	#338
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 CAPTAIN STACY: Is anyone here thinking about mentioning the reviews for The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises? No? Goodie. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-16-2012, 06:19 PM	#340
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,867	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 CAPTAIN STACY: "I've had it with all these fans who keep saying Nolan's Batman films aren't 'fun' enough! They're thrillers people! The adrenaline rush IS the fun! And you know what else I've had it with? I've had it with these fans who keep saying Nolan's Batman films should be more like the Avengers! Or like Burton's Batman films! You can't have it three different ways in one damn movie people!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

07-17-2012, 12:54 PM	#341
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 HOLY S!!!* __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-17-2012, 10:04 PM	#343
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,867	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 CAPTAIN STACY: "Raimites, Webbites, Maguireites, Garfieldites, can't we all just enjoy these different cinematic interpretations for what they are?" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

07-19-2012, 10:36 AM	#344
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 Hehehe, especially cuz some of these are pretty clunky to pronounce. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-19-2012, 10:39 AM	#345
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 CAPTAIN STACY: I told you, The Dark Knight Rises opening weekend is all sold out! Now let´s put down those torches, shall we? __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-23-2012, 11:42 AM	#347
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 CAPTAIN STACY: What you mean Marc Webb may not direct the sequel due to a commitment with Fox? I mean seriously, now they´re gonna f*** up even comic book properties they don´t own the rights to?! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-23-2012, 02:43 PM	#348
Oscorp Koloss Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 6,169	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 ^ I feel exactly like Capt. Stacy there! Though I don't actually think FOX will try too hard to take Marc Webb as I don't see why they'd need a sequel to (500) Days of Summer that quickly. I think it's a lame excuse for Sony to hire another director who's more in action than drama, which would suck if you ask me. __________________ CBMs I enjoy the most at this moment: 1) The Avengers, 2) The Dark Knight, 3) Iron Man 3, 4) Iron Man, 5) The Amazing Spider-Man. CBMs in the near future I'm most looking forward to at this moment: 2) Thor 2, 3) Man of Steel, 4) The Amazing Spider-Man 2, 5) Guardians of the Galaxy (would be higher in the list if it wasn't for how much I hate the film Super from the same director).

07-24-2012, 02:32 PM	#350
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1 CAPTAIN STACY: Mr James Holmes, I was looking forward to meeting you... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

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