Random Chat Logs

[Spike_x1]

In my watching that game's OOC thread from sidelines, I was strongly considering picking up Lex.

But then I remembered that I played him before, years ago.

[Andy C.]

Master Bruce says
Byrd lit the signal
I came
Andrew Cayse says
ew
Master Bruce says
Well...
I...
Yeah, that didn't come out right.

[Spike_x1]

Scot Dy-No-Mite says
I say we just swoop in and beat up the defenseless Dr. Destiny right now

Master says
You'll do anything to assault a woman

Scot Dy-No-Mite says
And after we sedate her with our fists, we can sedate her with the tranquilizer

Master says
Then sedate her with our penises
Not out of something sexual, just showing them to her so that she falls asleep

Scot Dy-No-Mite says
out of boredom

Master says
Yeah
And it's not that we're unimpressive, she's just not into guys
Well, in Superman's case

Scot Dy-No-Mite says
Hey, it's not called SUPERdickery for nothing, y'know
Just wait until Bane has his way with Bruce's comatose body
Yeah, just you wait...

Master says
I can see it now
Bruce awakens after months only to find that his Batsuit is covered in chocolate
"These stains! They'll never come out!"
"Noooooooo!"

Scot Dy-No-Mite says
Alfred: "Don't forget the semen stains, Master Bruce."
Bruce: "Nah, those were there before Bane kicked my ass. Don't sweat it."

Master says
Alfred: "I had them DNA tested, sir. They are indeed from Bane."
Bruce: "I never said they weren't."
Alfred: "......."
Bruce:

[Batman]

Master Bruce says (11:14 PM)
Well, I gotta head
Byrd Man says (11:14 PM)
Give head?
Master Bruce says (11:14 PM)
You know it
Byrd Man says (11:14 PM)
I'm gonna head off myself in a bit.
Master Bruce says (11:15 PM)
You're going to try and get head... from yourself?
Byrd Man says (11:15 PM)
Yep.
Only a few more yoga classes until I can do it!
Master Bruce says (11:15 PM)
Damn
Master Bruce says (11:16 PM)
One day we'll all be able to give ourselves head
Soon as I invent that spine brace
Byrd Man says (11:16 PM)
And humanity will die out.
Nobody will ever leave their houses.
Master Bruce says (11:16 PM)
The Mayans really WERE right.

[SuperFerret]

What will the womenfolk do?

[Spike_x1]

Knit?

[sabetoonth]

Levi Steinbock:Yea know I read the chat logs thread, and every time I keep hoping for an amusing chat to happen with a hypster. If nothing else the topic should be Peanut Butter.
Levi Steinbock:....Now I want peanut butter
Cmbs:yeah..peanut butter is good
Levi Steinbock:peanut butter is really good. Best with strawberry jelly and a glass of milk
Cmbs:yes
Cmbs:though, believe it or not, pb and bacon is surprisingly good
Levi Steinbock:I'll have to try that sometime, bacon is the win.
Cmbs:yes
Cmbs:bacon makes everything better
Cmbs:and now I suddenly want bacon
Levi Steinbock:We eed to get that shiz into the middle east.
Levi Steinbock:Theyll be no war
Cmbs:yeah, but they don't eat bacon over there
Levi Steinbock:Damnit. No wonder we're at war
Cmbs:and I think that right there is possibly the reason for all the hostilities
Levi Steinbock:Exactly.
Levi Steinbock:I wonder if we could pay off our national debt with bacon
Cmbs:that's an idea
Levi Steinbock:Someone write congress!
Levi Steinbock:Maybe popcorn could settle the middle east problem....
Cmbs:I don't think we should send anything there with "pop" in the name
Levi Steinbock:True.


I thought it was funny

[Keyser Soze]

A chat with my friend, while proofreading his Doctor Who fanfic:

John Lees: since you've made the mistake a couple of times it must not just be a typo: cruise has an i in it
John Lees: you were spelling it cruse

Jamie: oops
Jamie: nah, i just can't spell for s***

John Lees: lol
John Lees: you don't do too bad for the most part

Jamie: which is why i love spellcheckers
Jamie: and the fact the google docs has a built in dictionary so you know you've picked the right option

John Lees: lol
John Lees: One little thing to remember is, when breaking up dialogue like this
John Lees: "I have itchy balls," The Doctor said, "It could be from ****ing the tailpipe in the TARDIS."
John Lees: you put a comma after the interjection of prose
John Lees: When you put a full stop, like this:

[11:42:08 PM] Jamie: yeah, i suck at remembering things like that

John Lees: "I have itchy balls," The Doctor said. "It could be from ****ing the tailpipe in the TARDIS."
John Lees: it gets a little green line under it

Jamie: sadly not on google docs

Jamie: because that would be helpful

John Lees: yeah
John Lees: I didn't know if it was an actual rule or just a snobby grammatical preference
John Lees: but Microsoft Word seems to be making a rule out of it

Jamie: its sometimes hard to tell
Jamie: my rule of thumb was to go with wether or not it would be the start of a scentance if you took the prose out

[11:44:53 PM] John Lees: capitalising a couple of letters here and there
[11:45:25 PM] John Lees: I think the key is, if you finish the sentence in the first bit of speech, then you use a full stop
John Lees: EG
John Lees: "AAAAAAARGGGHH!" The Doctor screamed. "That Dalek chopped my cock off!"
John Lees: If you put down:

Jamie: ah, right

John Lees: "AAAAAAAAAAARGGGGH!" The Doctor screamed, "That Dalek chopped my cock off!"

John Lees: you'd get a green line for that too

Jamie: there's loads of me f***ing that up then. This is why i dislike writig prose.

John Lees: but if you end with a comma, then that means the sentence is continuing on from that after the prose interjection

[Spike_x1]

Spike Dy-No-Mite says
I also bought the Hush version of Scarecrow. Not a very original design for Crane, like Tim Sale's was, but it's pretty good as a standard look for him
It also comes with the strand of hay that he could snap to release fear gas
Fear gas not included, sadly

Master says
Probably out of fear of mass production by Cillian Murphy
You just know one day that he's gonna do it

Spike Dy-No-Mite says
I hope he crashes into the sun first
While Captain America saves his ass

Master says
One Earth arc?
I think it could be...

Spike Dy-No-Mite says
Has potential
Now I just need Two-Face, Ivy, and Penguin before I'm calling my Bat rogues collection complete

Master says
I suggest seeking out the TLH/DV version of Two-Face
That figure looked all sorts of smexy.

Spike Dy-No-Mite says
He's always really expensive everywhere I see it, but I'd get it in a second if I ever saw it cheap
An acceptable alternative that I'm on the lookout for is the AC one

Master says
I've seen that figure in my local Walmart
It's nice, but I can't go for the 30 dollar pricetag on the 2-Pack

Spike Dy-No-Mite says
I've pretty much been confined to a small university town since September, so no browsing Walmart or Toys R Us for me lately
As for the pricetag, I *might* be able to get behind it, because I like the design for Batman
...But I already have several Batmen!
So it's an ongoing epic struggle

Master says
Bah
Bah, I say!
There's no such thing as too many Batmen
Unless your wallet says otherwise, of course...

Spike Dy-No-Mite says
Student loans vs. Batman

Master says
That just chalks up the mental image of Bruce chucking a batarang at a university professor
And the professor getting pissed, but not doing anything due to legal ramifications
So he just has Batman escorted off the property
Oddly, it kind of works. Batman just stands outside the school grounds, shaking his fist.

Spike Dy-No-Mite says
"I'll get that marketing degree, I swear it! I am vengeance!"
"Of course! Correspondence courses! To the batcomputer!"

Master says
Alfred has to periodically bring him outdated textbooks as he researches

Spike Dy-No-Mite says
"Alfred, why are there penises drawn in the margins throughout this book?"

Master says
"It would appear that co-eds are a superstitious and cowardly lot aswell, Master Bruce. Particularly when it comes to their own sexuality."

[Byrd Man]

*Master has just signed in*


Byrd Man says


MB....Thank God you're alive. I heard you'd been-

Master says
Fried?!
Is that what you heard?
You set me up over a woman...
A WOMAN!
You must be insane.

Byrd Man says
Your life won't be worth spit!

Master says
I've been dead once already
It's very liberating
Think of it as a... therapy

Byrd Man says
Listen, MB....maybe we can work out a deal...

Master says
MB?
MB is dead, my friend...
You can call me...
Batman!
And as you can see, I'm alot happier.

Byrd Man says
....And, we just bump the sadness up to a whole new level.

Master says
I regret nothing

[Andy C.]

This is what you do when I'm not around?

......what really stings is that I couldn't get in on it.

[Byrd Man]

We start every convo that way, and end every convo with the rooftop scene in Begins. I always make him be Batman!

[wiegeabo]

[23:17] twylight: Hey! Balls are yummy
[23:17] twylight: ......that came out ...horribly
[23:17] wiegeabo: LOL
[23:17] wiegeabo: chatlogged
[23:17] twylight: You dastard

[Batman]

Master Bruce says
Now see here, suh!

Byrd Man says
You, suh, is a sum*****!

Master Bruce says
Ya have offended me, suh!

Byrd Man says
If you care to do something about it suh, then do it!

Master Bruce says
It shall be done, suh!

Byrd Man says
Very good, suh!

Master Bruce says
I thank ya, suh!

[Andy C.]

Wishful thinking? Or the future of the Basement?



Andrew Cayse says
y'know what?
I know a few months ago I brought something like this up, but if we run into a point where the games just aren't cutting it anymore, we need to get the core group of us together and start writing for-real comics
because the more I'm thinking about the Ultimate Crisis idea, the more I find myself thinking "I would actually pay money to read this"
Master Bruce says
There are dozens of concepts that people from our little group have come up with over the years have been genuinely compelling.
Way more than some of the stuff actually on stands.
Andrew Cayse says
seriously
but yeah, I think if we all got together and created our own superhero pantheon (say, stuff out of CAH and scratch the copyrighted names off of our ideas from UDC, All-Star Marvel, OU, OE, etc), we could come up with some amazing stuff
not to say we should just re-hash stuff we've already done in the games
but it's where we've all cut our teeth, so to speak
Master Bruce says
Well, sometimes it's good to go back, look at what you did, and how we can improve it.
Andrew Cayse says
exactly
Master Bruce says
I could easily see myself rewriting some early Batman posts I did in UDC v1 to fit a new character.
Andrew Cayse says
I could say the same for the Brainiac arc
Master Bruce says
Or taking some of what Soze and I did with Bullseye and Daredevil in the old Marvel RPG. We could all collab on stuff.
Andrew Cayse says
indeed
the other thing we'd need to look into is artwork
how many of us can draw well enough that people would actually pay to look at it, whether we need to commission people from outside, etc
Master Bruce says
Yeah.
Honestly, I think I can draw basic things, but full pages and layouts and proper covers and such? Not in a ****ing chance.
I can design characters and that's basically it.
Andrew Cayse says
same here. I can do some basic concept art, a few action shots, but I don't have the patience or the consistency to do actual proper artwork
plus all of my stuff is very cartoony
I imagine we could find folks on DeviantArt who might be down for it
the way I'm seeing it would basically be through a collection of miniseries, limited runs, etc, so we all kind of learn the ropes of how to write books without getting bogged down with the infinite weight of an ongoing right from the start
say, we all get together and we flesh out a universe, the different characters and organizations that exist, a basic idea of the timeline, etc
then we do stories from within that universe, Astro City-style
if a certain character really catches on or a certain story works so well that we just have to follow up on it, then we roll with it
and if not, then we just keep throwing stories at the wall until something sticks
since we're already a pretty closely-knit group, it wouldn't be hard for us to collaborate, make sure continuity stays intact, that someone's not acting out-of-character, etc
Master Bruce says
Hell, we can plot **** out the same way we do for RPGs
Andrew Cayse says
yup
feverishly brainstorm and then promptly forget about 90% of it
then like six months later go "hey, remember when we said we should blah blah blah"
Master Bruce says
Good times...

[wiegeabo]

Keyser had a similar idea. Where we actually play a CaH-like RPG out the way we normally do, then turn that season into a set of comics.

I've actually been toying around with an idea for a character with a unique twist. haven't put much depth into the idea yet, but maybe...


And see if Corp will do all the drawing.

[trustyside-kick]

The mini series comic I have slowly worked on is based on my CAH character just with some revisions. Much better in my comic.

[Carnage27]

Sounds like an interesting idea. If we decide to get it off the ground, I'd be interested.

[Blacklight]

Hell f***ing yes.

[wiegeabo]

I insist on getting paid in advance

[twylight]

I'd totally pull that original universe I made in DCRPG out and play with it...

[SuperFerret]

I'll sign up and never do anything.

[wiegeabo]

Why do you come here again?

[SuperFerret]

For the chicks.