The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 - Page 3

ultimatefan · 07-28-2012, 11:07 AM

CAVILL: Oh, thank you, but you know, your parents really shouldn´t let you watch The Tudors...

manofsteel4life · 07-28-2012, 12:08 PM

Lol

Panthro · 07-28-2012, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

CAVILL: Oh, thank you, but you know, your parents really shouldn´t let you watch The Tudors...

ultimatefan · 07-29-2012, 11:17 AM

Thanks guys, I try.

ultimatefan · 07-30-2012, 01:03 PM

CAVILL: No, I don´t expect this to make Dark Knight business right from the start. Are you f***ing kidding me? Even Batman Begins didn´t make that kinda money. We´re trying to reboot this franchise from the s*** up, after the Christopher Reeve series ended on a pitiful note, and the last attempted reboot was pretty much a remake of Superman The Movie without a single f***ing fight!! So cut us some slack, will you, you bloody bastards?!

Panthro · 07-30-2012, 01:27 PM

^^Hehehehehe

CAVILL: "Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"

ultimatefan · 07-31-2012, 09:39 AM

Thanks! Gotta love a Ferris Bueller ref.

CAVILL: I´d like to take this opportunity to make a small request. Could you, english-speaking mates, borrow some cash to your mates in good ol´ England? I know you guys aren´t exactly s***ing money right now yourselves, but c´mon, we deserve some credit for playing all your favorite superheroes, don´t we? And think about it, do you really wanna live in a world without cricket?

ultimatefan · 07-31-2012, 02:36 PM

CAVILL: Oh, so it was you who played the annoying, whiny, asthmatic Superman´s son in Returns? No, no, no, nice to meet you, really... By the way, do you want a soda? Yeah, that one right there, with the skull on it. Pretty cool, huh?

Panthro · 07-31-2012, 06:02 PM

Funny stuff UF.

CAVILL: "Big Brother Is Watching You. Big Brother Is Watching YOU."

ultimatefan · 08-01-2012, 11:37 AM

hehehe

MANIP BY KALMART

See, the reboot thing is so outta hand even the people who make them are starting to mix them up! Trust me, you don´t wanna see the scene where Bond is face-raped by an alien...

Panthro · 08-01-2012, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

hehehe

MANIP BY KALMART

See, the reboot thing is so outta hand even the people who make them are starting to mix them up! Trust me, you don´t wanna see the scene where Bond is face-raped by an alien...

And thanks.

Panthro · 08-01-2012, 02:40 PM

SUPERMAN: "Thwart Evil Long And Prosper."

KalMart · 08-01-2012, 05:22 PM

And that was the last Halloween party that Superman ever attended...so upset was he by Batman calling him a mime.

Panthro · 08-01-2012, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KalMart

And that was the last Halloween party that Superman ever attended...so upset was he by Batman calling him a mime.

BATMAN: "Hey, remember that time you tossed General Zod into a giant neon Coke sign?"
SUPERMAN: "Yep, I remember. Good times."

LibidoLoca · 08-01-2012, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KalMart

And that was the last Halloween party that Superman ever attended...so upset was he by Batman calling him a mime.

Funny, I hear Jor-El's voice when I read this.

Panthro · 08-01-2012, 11:35 PM

"Wax On... Wax Off... Wax On... Wax Off..."

ultimatefan · 08-02-2012, 08:17 AM

Great stuff guys, especially the mime one.

ultimatefan · 08-02-2012, 08:58 AM

SUPERSPOCK: Think about it, now I have these awesome Kryptonian superpowers and a Volcan mind... But poor Lois, she may never recover from my last Pon Farr...

Panthro · 08-02-2012, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

SUPERSPOCK: Think about it, now I have these awesome Kryptonian superpowers and a Vulcan mind... But poor Lois, she may never recover from my last Pon Farr...

Slugster · 08-02-2012, 09:25 AM

High five... SIKE! Live long and prosper, mutha fuuuhh oops by combining my atoms with Superman I must of had some molecules still on my hand from shaking hands with the Black Panther... damn Marvel!

Coca Cola Duracell Franklin. · 08-02-2012, 09:52 AM

*atoms.

You confused the heck out of me there. I though Amy Adams and Cavill had merged into a singularity.

Slugster · 08-02-2012, 03:33 PM

oops lol!!!

X Knight · 08-02-2012, 03:59 PM

Batman: "We must hurry Clark! If we save the cheerleaders, we save the world!"

Superman: "You mean like those friendly cheerleaders in weird positions in those "educational" tapes I found in the Batcave?"

Batman: "Those.........are not mine..................they're Alfred's........

"

Superman: "

Alfred's learning how to cheerlead??!!"

Batman: "yeah...........something like that........(dodged a bullet there.....

)

Panthro · 08-02-2012, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X Knight

Batman: "We must hurry Clark! If we save the cheerleaders, we save the world!"

Superman: "You mean like those friendly cheerleaders in weird positions in those "educational" tapes I found in the Batcave?"

Batman: "Those.........are not mine..................they're Alfred's........

"

Superman: "

Alfred's learning how to cheerlead??!!"

Batman: "yeah...........something like that........(dodged a bullet there.....

)

Panthro · 08-02-2012, 06:28 PM

Up Above

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "To Infinity... And Beyond!"

Down below -

SUPERMAN: "I call dibs on her."
BATMAN: "But I wanted her."
SUPERMAN: "Dibs man. Dibs."
BATMAN: "Dang it."

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "Up... Up... And Away!"

Down below -

SUPERMAN: "She's hot."
BATMAN: "If you think she looks hot now you should have seen her previous costume. Or lack thereof."

07-28-2012, 11:07 AM	#51
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 CAVILL: Oh, thank you, but you know, your parents really shouldn´t let you watch The Tudors... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-28-2012, 12:08 PM	#52
manofsteel4life Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,725	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Lol __________________ I hate the internet

07-29-2012, 11:17 AM	#54
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Thanks guys, I try. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-30-2012, 01:03 PM	#55
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 CAVILL: No, I don´t expect this to make Dark Knight business right from the start. Are you f*ing kidding me? Even Batman Begins didn´t make that kinda money. We´re trying to reboot this franchise from the s* up, after the Christopher Reeve series ended on a pitiful note, and the last attempted reboot was pretty much a remake of Superman The Movie without a single f***ing fight!! So cut us some slack, will you, you bloody bastards?! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-30-2012, 01:27 PM	#56
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,963	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 ^^Hehehehehe CAVILL: "Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

07-31-2012, 09:39 AM	#57
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Thanks! Gotta love a Ferris Bueller ref. CAVILL: I´d like to take this opportunity to make a small request. Could you, english-speaking mates, borrow some cash to your mates in good ol´ England? I know you guys aren´t exactly s**ing money right now yourselves, but c´mon, we deserve some credit for playing all your favorite superheroes, don´t we? And think about it, do you really* wanna live in a world without cricket? __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-31-2012, 02:36 PM	#58
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 CAVILL: Oh, so it was you who played the annoying, whiny, asthmatic Superman´s son in Returns? No, no, no, nice to meet you, really... By the way, do you want a soda? Yeah, that one right there, with the skull on it. Pretty cool, huh? __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-31-2012, 06:02 PM	#59
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,963	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Funny stuff UF. CAVILL: "Big Brother Is Watching You. Big Brother Is Watching *YOU." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash SUCKS*

08-01-2012, 11:37 AM	#60
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 hehehe MANIP BY KALMART See, the reboot thing is so outta hand even the people who make them are starting to mix them up! Trust me, you don´t wanna see the scene where Bond is face-raped by an alien... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-01-2012, 02:40 PM	#62
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,963	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 SUPERMAN: "Thwart Evil Long And Prosper." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-01-2012, 11:35 PM	#66
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,963	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 "Wax On... Wax Off... Wax On... Wax Off..." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-02-2012, 08:17 AM	#67
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Great stuff guys, especially the mime one. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-02-2012, 08:58 AM	#68
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 SUPERSPOCK: Think about it, now I have these awesome Kryptonian superpowers and a Volcan mind... But poor Lois, she may never recover from my last Pon Farr... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-02-2012, 09:25 AM	#70
Slugster the Slugster Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 1,059	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 High five... SIKE! Live long and prosper, mutha fuuuhh oops by combining my atoms with Superman I must of had some molecules still on my hand from shaking hands with the Black Panther... damn Marvel! __________________ Slugster___ Last edited by Slugster; 08-02-2012 at 03:34 PM.

08-02-2012, 09:52 AM	#71
Coca Cola Duracell Franklin. Side-Kick Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 529	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 *atoms. You confused the heck out of me there. I though Amy Adams and Cavill had merged into a singularity.

08-02-2012, 03:33 PM	#72
Slugster the Slugster Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 1,059	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 oops lol!!! __________________ Slugster___

08-02-2012, 03:59 PM	#73
X Knight Straight Edge Knight Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,602	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Batman: "We must hurry Clark! If we save the cheerleaders, we save the world!" Superman: "You mean like those friendly cheerleaders in weird positions in those "educational" tapes I found in the Batcave?" Batman: "Those.........are not mine..................they're Alfred's........" Superman: " Alfred's learning how to cheerlead??!!" Batman: "yeah...........something like that........(dodged a bullet there.....) __________________ Straight Edge and Proud!! Original Hype User Name: Super-Bats

08-02-2012, 06:28 PM	#75
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,963	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Up Above MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "To Infinity... And Beyond!" Down below - SUPERMAN: "I call dibs on her." BATMAN: "But I wanted her." SUPERMAN: "Dibs man. Dibs." BATMAN: "Dang it." MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "Up... Up... And Away!" Down below - SUPERMAN: "She's hot." BATMAN: "If you think she looks hot now you should have seen her previous costume. Or lack thereof." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

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